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This is from the Oiler website: "Oilers Statement regarding Michael Nylander The Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club is compelled to clarify the unfortunate and unprecedented circumstances surrounding the Edmonton Oilers and Michael Nylander. On Sunday, July 1, 2007, Kevin Lowe, Oilers General Manager,...

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Dinsdale wrote:Upon further review -- The Pop Shoppe was a canadian outfit...fuck them.

And we tainted it with shit for years that caused you twats to vote Republican...so fuck you.

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I'll miss Gator but Lupul can rot there for all I care.

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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Two homos giggling... ENDLESSLY... is not funny.

As is one posting... ENDLESSLY.

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Benoit lived in my home town for quite some time and when he was back in town he'd work out at this little gym nearby. I said hello one day and we shook hands. 7-8 months later I saw him there again and he said hello and we chatted for a bit, mostly about how he didnt like how much the town was grow...

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Buy any nice shirts that you want to tell us all about?

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In my little home town, not far from my mother's house, there was a fellow in a chair that wopuld get loaded and go down one of the main arterial roads. He'd drive right down the middle and people were constantly calling the cops who would give him a lift home. Finally after someone clipped him in t...

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Rollins wrote:

RACK the Scanner cameo.

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All I know is that a Pronger VS Comrie for the Cup would suck Uber-Ass.

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pron wrote:

I'd tap the first one. But #2 looks like that Arquette tranny.

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Biggie wrote: Or just get the mayo on the side.

Oh look who's playing the race card now!

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BSmack wrote: Enough to know that smelling like seafood and animal fat is no way to go through life.

Have a care son...Miss C still reads the boards you know.

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Donate some sperm. Get it from Stevo's colon.

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Dinsdale wrote:But to each their own.

With piggy wearing the chastity belt and Patsy being miles away that is exactly what bbq (as well as most on this board) will be up to this weekend.

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Here's a Zy Derby prediction: Zy will attempt to swing from the nuts of many more learned racing fans and despite being thoroughly rebuffed at every turn end the day by posting pics of his own equinesque grill atop his diminutive body upon the board. The pics will also contain shots of "hotties...

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I hated this series. I cant fucking stand the Stars for all the times they OWNED the Oil but I hate Vancouver too for their fans. I never met one that I liked or even thought of as a decent human being. So originally I was rooting for Van to dump the Stars in short order and die off in the second ro...

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SoCalTrjn wrote:Lil shit punched me in the nose and then again in the face, I bit my lip and was bleeding,

RACK the lil' shit that hit paydirt.

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they dont have any issues with my baseball team or my coaching right now . A pitcher from an opponent got hit with a comebacker and my whole team went to the hospital after the game and took him balloons and a big card, said theyd sign his cast. The league is looking at the bats used by half of my ...

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And to think they dont want you coaching todays youth.......astounding.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:
SoCalTrjn wrote:This shit never happened before gary Betman ruined hockey by removing the fights
even cam neely thinks you're a fucking idiot. keep your pathetic bullshit confined to the following forums: TROTS, smack, BTPCF.

Second that.

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Blitz...pay no attention to this pathetic joke of a man. The dude is getting run out of the little league he coaches for bad sportsmanship so its no wonder he calls for goal tender running and whatnot. SoCal...shouldnt you be scanning the net for cheap HGH for your up and coming home run derby greats?

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Douchebag wrote: on
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I think that OTFGOC should be our new "RACK".

Douchebag wrote: i have a small crew i roll with in case things get out of hand.

Pssssssst. They only look small next to your giant lump of laffy taffy lookin' ass.

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They hustle, show respect for the game and have a good time. Sure they do. Earlier you said that one of your pitchers beaned another player in 2 at bats. Thats respect for the game? You also said you didnt mention it to the pitcher. Respect? Naw...you're just an asshole who is teaching his players ...

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Derron wrote:
I participate in a business to school partnership program.

Loitering next to the bike racks, near one with a pink frame and ribbons out the handlebars selling mustache rides does not constitute a "business program".

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Q:

Shoalzie wrote: What is wrong with the Blue Jackets?

A:

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Prime with be the board admin in 14 days.

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Britney's Discharge wrote:Give her props for videotaping her wedding night for everyone on the interwebs to see.

That is the worst sex tape ever released by a "celeb". Although I haven't seen Screech's yet.

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There was a Jokey's Troll?

WTF for?

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War Wagon wrote:Fuck! Now I'm the name dropper.

Say HI to Zy for us all.

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You remind me of the fat kid in high school with pudgy, double jointed fingers who, while intelligent, reeked of body odor and couldn't have had gotten laid if he was carrying $5,000 in small bills in a crack house with filled with $5 hookers in need of a fix. You know, the type of guy who absolute...

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Joey Moss wrote: See this Ciccy, I'm making my picks 6 days in advance..

Good for you....I'm PMing mine. Nothing personal. ;)

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Hey! Take that crap to the "Wrinkled Old Bats Playing Sports I Don't Give A Rat's Ass About" forum.

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I put you right up there with the Chili Peppers for song writing ability.

And the Chilis suck ass.

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Douchebag wrote:i'll spend a couple extra days here nailing hot skanks

Douchebag wrote: i'm on a pretty tight budget.

Got a buy one get one free coupon or do the hot ones just take IOUs?

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Shoalzie wrote:Cicatrix is the only one outside the top 10 that is still alive.

I plan to pour a can of coke into Mrs Stoll and Joey Moss' computer at the last minute to ensure a victory.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

I was gonna comment on the guy in front...saying something about him hanging with dudes who pluck and shape their eyebrows.....until I noticed him wearing what appears to be a headband.

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Biggie wrote:Jokers:

Jokey
Roger_the_Shrubber

Not cool dude. Not cool at all. What a spot to share

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Lowe was entirely absent from the ceremony. I have a feeling that the long winded speech MacT delivered was originally supposed to be Lowe's. Mac did not seem to know the speech at all so I think he tried to learn it sometime in the early afternoon. Lowe probably stayed home and searched bodydoubles...

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Who has been :hearting: cocks while Biggie was away?

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