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You Guys Playing Cards?

Post by Biggie »

Here's my deck. What's my strong suit?

Spades:

A - Invictus
2 - ND Domer
3 - Raydah James
4- R-Jack
5- velocet
6 - D-Dogg
7 - jp_enterprize
8 - Jimmy Medalions
9 - canibus
10 - SirTrollAlot
J - Euroclone
Q - Innocent_Bystander
K - ElvisMonster

Hearts:

A - Moorese
2 - bbqjones
3 -Pogue Mahone
4- TWIS
5- poptart
6 - PSUFAN
7 - RadioFan
8 - Smackie Chan
9 - MCET
10 - JHawk_BCD
J - orcinus
Q - trev
K - Dinsdale

Clubs:

A - Bacefelice
2 - Filthy McNastie
3 - Harsh
4- Van
5- Cuda
6 - Hillbilly Jim
7 - Otis
8 - ucantdoitdoggiestyle2
9 - warren
10 - helmet
J - itsanalias
Q - ppanther
K - DMike316

Diamonds:

A - PrimeX
2 - Python
3 - rozy
4- e
5- Salad Tosser
6 - Fattest Sack (The)
7 - JCT
8 - Dr Bob
9 - MgoBluelightspecial
10 - Broken Staple
J - Rootbeer
Q - Blondie
K - Headhunter

Jokers:

Jokey
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Post by Douchebag »

shove that deck of cards up your ass you you fucking piece of shit, before i take a greyhound out your way and do it myself.
Get fucked, dick.
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Post by Adelpiero »

10 - JHawk_BCD

the guy gets run, and he still makes a list
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Post by Mister Bushice »

Is this one of those really funny posts I heard about?
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Post by War Wagon »

Mister Bushice wrote:Is this one of those really funny posts I heard about?
Yeah, but it's "way over your head", though.

Looks to me like Biggie's stuck on 2002 or there abouts.

Hey Biggie. JHawk BCD called. He said that you suck at Go Fish, so go figure.
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Post by orcinus »

JHawkBCD is due for a rebound.

Sign me up for 500 shares.
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Straight Flush - KC Paul
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orcinus wrote:JHawkBCD is due for a rebound.
Can LK-Pick be far behind, then?

Nah, I ain't buying it. He won't rebound around here. Ever.

That dude folded his house of cards (in keeping with the topic) on this BOARD so quick, it was like watching New Orleans during and after Katrina. I'll bet he's still in counseling sessions, or should be, until this very day.
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Post by PSUFAN »

Maybe lk_the_Sandpapered never let him off the carpet.
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Re: You Guys Playing Cards?

Post by Cicatrix »

Biggie wrote:Jokers:

Jokey
Roger_the_Shrubber

Not cool dude. Not cool at all. What a spot to share
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Adelpiero wrote:10 - JHawk_BCD

the guy gets run, and he still makes a list
It's an old deck. Almost as old as LK's teeth.
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Post by Atomic Punk »

This RTT deck of cards proves Biggie is as funnay as Cuda says.

I heard there is a current lawsuit to bring Biggie out of the sand in the Bahama's back home to be buried in Tejas.
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Post by RadioFan »

Where's Sr. Cohen in this deck?
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Post by Mikey »

He's playing with half of it.
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Post by Çì®åŠ DêMïgòD »

Are we playing Texas Hold 'em?

My hole cards are
DMike K
MCET 9

Flop cards are all sluts cuz everyone gets to use 'em:
trev Q
ppanther Q
Blondiebabe Q

I'll raise $1200
Left, Left, Left and Bereft
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Post by Rich Fader »

Since nobody else will...

RACK the Flounder reset from "Animal House".

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