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Orenthal booted out of Louisville steakhouse?

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The owner of an upscale steakhouse in Louisville said he asked O.J. Simpson to leave his restaurant the night before the Kentucky Derby because he is sickened by the attention Simpson still attracts.

"I didn't want to serve him because of my convictions of what he's done to those families," Jeff Ruby said in a telephone interview Tuesday. "The way he continues to torture the lives of those families ... with his behavior, attitude and conduct."

http://www.azstarnet.com/news/182211
Good thing Orenthal left when he did. The last thing you want to be doing is pissing off restaurant owners named Ruby.

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Is Jeff Ruby in a wheelchair? If so, he's my new hero.

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This article adds a ...predictable element:

http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/379 ... 10.article
Simpson's attorney, Yale Galanter, said the incident was about race, and he intended to pursue the matter and possibly go after the restaurant's liquor license.

''He screwed with the wrong guy, he really did,'' Galanter said this week.
So...when you have nothing else, you play the race card...and then toss in a physical threat just for good measure.

I think Douchebag's Tour is all about RACE, you ASSES. I'm gonna beat him the fuck DOWN for that.
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Re: Orenthal booted out of Louisville steakhouse?

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BSmack wrote:Good thing Orenthal left when he did. The last thing you want to be doing is pissing off restaurant owners named Ruby.

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I thought he was a nightclub owner?
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PSUFAN wrote:''He screwed with the wrong guy, he really did''

That threat sounds a little less idle when OJ and Co. make it.
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mvscal wrote:
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BSmack wrote:Good thing Orenthal left when he did. The last thing you want to be doing is pissing off restaurant owners named Ruby.

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I thought he was a nightclub owner?
That was only after he was forced to send all his restaurant profits back to corporate HQ. Tell me you knew.
Meet Corporate HQ.

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I hope a waiter named Ron found his sunglasses left at the table and offered to return them personally.
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Toddowen wrote:I'm surprised OJ dines out anywhere considering his negative celebrity status. Just imagine how much spit, booger, pubic hair, poop peanuts, and other assorted flotsam this guy has probably chowed down at a lot of these places.

That restaurant owner did him a favor by just merely refusing to serve him.

... damn, never thought of that..I've changed my mind...I WOULD serve O.J. if I owned a restaurant.
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ChargerMike wrote:
Toddowen wrote:I'm surprised OJ dines out anywhere considering his negative celebrity status. Just imagine how much spit, booger, pubic hair, poop peanuts, and other assorted flotsam this guy has probably chowed down at a lot of these places.

That restaurant owner did him a favor by just merely refusing to serve him.
... damn, never thought of that..I've changed my mind...I WOULD serve O.J. if I owned a restaurant.
Tell me, how does the cook know what OJ ordered?

Gotta think it would suck just as much being in OJ's posse taking nose goo meant for Orenthal.
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BSmack wrote:Tell me, how does the cook know what OJ ordered?

????


In the area that I live, most restaurants have these people called "waiters and waitresses," and what they do is...



Neverfuckingmind.
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BSmack wrote:
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Toddowen wrote:I'm surprised OJ dines out anywhere considering his negative celebrity status. Just imagine how much spit, booger, pubic hair, poop peanuts, and other assorted flotsam this guy has probably chowed down at a lot of these places.

That restaurant owner did him a favor by just merely refusing to serve him.
... damn, never thought of that..I've changed my mind...I WOULD serve O.J. if I owned a restaurant.
Tell me, how does the cook know what OJ ordered?

Gotta think it would suck just as much being in OJ's posse taking nose goo meant for Orenthal.

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Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:Tell me, how does the cook know what OJ ordered?
????

In the area that I live, most restaurants have these people called "waiters and watresses," and what they do is...

Neverfuckingmind.
My point being that when OJ rolls in with a party of 12 people, there's a fairly good chance that the cook will not know exactly what OJ ordered. He'll just know that he's cooking a mess of stuff for OJ's party. Hell, given the quality of some of the service I've seen at restaurants lately, I'd say it's a 50/50 proposition that the server remembers what OJ ordered.
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OK, maybe if I type really slowly, it might sink in...


Many, if not most restaurants have these employees called "waiters and waitresses," and their job is to...

Neverfuckingmind.


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Tell me, how does the Diet Beer get poured into my snaggletoothed maw?

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They probably just ship all of the loogies off to corporate HQ anyway.
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Dinsdale wrote:Many, if not most restaurants have these employees called "waiters and waitresses," and their job is to...
No shit, so when they are carrying the food, in full view of other patrons or staff, they would just hack one off?

Yea, I know it happens. My point was simply that the loogie intended for Orenthal might well wind up being misplaced somewhere along the way. Wait staff are not the ONLY people in a restaurant with the ability to sabotage food.

Don't you have a hump day thread to bitch about?
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mvscal wrote: You've obvioiusly never worked in a restaurant so shut the fuck up, idiot.


I didn't realize that restaurant experience was really that crucial to understanding the dynamic of waitstaff communicating with the kitchen...since that's kind of one of their primary functions.
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mvscal wrote:You've obvioiusly never worked in a restaurant so shut the fuck up, idiot.
I've worked in a few dinning establishments in my day. Enough to know that smelling like seafood and animal fat is no way to go through life.
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BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:You've obvioiusly never worked in a restaurant so shut the fuck up, idiot.
I've worked in a few dinning establishments in my day. Enough to know that smelling like seafood and animal fat is no way to go through life.
What the hell does that have to do with the ease with which OJ’s food could be fucked with?

Can anyone speak to the trickle-down effect of loogies in the communities that are lucky enough to host an Orenthal dining event?
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mvscal wrote:You've obvioiusly never worked in a restaurant so shut the fuck up, idiot.
I've worked in a few dinning establishments in my day. Enough to know that smelling like seafood and animal fat is no way to go through life.
What the hell does that have to do with the ease with which OJ’s food could be fucked with?
Not a damn thing. Were you expecting it to?
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Bri, you need to erect.

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I'm thinking the "Stupid Motherfucker of the Week Award" just became a yacht race for the week ending 5/11/07.

Someone has an insurmountable lead, more than likely.
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Dinsdale wrote:I'm thinking the "Stupid Motherfucker of the Week Award" just became a yacht race for the week ending 5/11/07.

Someone has an insurmountable lead, more than likely.
Another non sequitur?

How shocking. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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BSmack wrote:Another non sequitur?

Another post cementing your place as a stupid motherfucker?

See, in the NFL forum, you made a series of posts that confirmed you were a clueless tard(as if that needed any further proof).

This thread furthers the notion that you are, indeed, a complete dumbfuck.

So, along with familiarizing yourself with the function of waitstaff, you might want to check into the definition of "nonsequitur."
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Dinsdale wrote:So, along with familiarizing yourself with the function of waitstaff, you might want to check into the definition of "nonsequitur."
I know exactly what non sequitur means. I even know that it is TWO words, not one long word. Non sequiturs are your stock in trade when someone points out your Clevensdilian tendencies. I'm starting to wonder if it isn't the U&L version of IKYABWAI.
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An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.


Every scrap of "evidence"(your posts) indicate that you quite clearly are a complete fucking idiot.


But keep reaching for the stars -- someday you might get a clue.
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BSmack wrote:
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BSmack wrote: I've worked in a few dinning establishments in my day. Enough to know that smelling like seafood and animal fat is no way to go through life.
What the hell does that have to do with the ease with which OJ’s food could be fucked with?
Not a damn thing. Were you expecting it to?
You really are a stone-cold fucking tard.
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Dinsdale wrote:An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.
What is a Dinsdale post?

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Oh, my conclusion not only followed the evidence...it was the definitive conclusion...


that you're a stone-cold fucking tard.

It's the only conclusion one could logically draw.


Your mastery of American English is only rivalled by your understanding of restaurant operations.
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Dinsdale wrote:Oh, my conclusion not only followed the evidence...it was the definitive conclusion...
Only if one is a balding, middle aged, drug addled contrarian.
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BSmack wrote: Enough to know that smelling like seafood and animal fat is no way to go through life.

Have a care son...Miss C still reads the boards you know.
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PSUFAN wrote:Tell me, how to unstack the pile atop me?

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Since when have I ever given a shit about how many of you tards I'm fucking with at once? Seriously, of all the barbs ever thrown at me, that has to be the most laughable one yet.
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