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Gotta figure these days a meathead with a French name has to generate a lot of self-hate. No wonder he also took out others with the name.
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Oh man, that's horrible.
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it is sad.
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Steroids are bad.

Next.
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What's more bizarre was that the WWE was going through with staging Vince McMahon's death from a couple weeks ago but with Benoit's death, they must've backed out of that storyline because Vince was on TV last night. Last night was supposed to be his "memorial service".
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BSmack wrote:Steroids are bad.

Next.
Steroids might make you flip out and kill your OL, but if you kill your kid too, you're probably on something else as well.
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Pro wrestlers dying?

What a horrible loss to society.
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BSmack wrote:Steroids are bad.

Next.
Steroids might make you flip out and kill your OL, but if you kill your kid too, you're probably on something else as well.
I'm sure Benoit was on all sorts of "supplements".
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Mikey wrote:Pro wrestlers dying?

What a horrible loss to society.
Agreed, it's almost as bad as Anna Nichole Smith.
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To top it all off, the WWE aired a tribute show. Let's all sit in front of the tube and honor a dude that has the intestinal fortitude to ice his wife and kid before manning up with a rope
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I guess his acts of violence in the ring couldn't replace the real thing. Couldn't he have picked a more worthy opponent than his wife and 7 year old kid? Seems like a weight-class issue.
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Cueball wrote:To top it all off, the WWE aired a tribute show. Let's all sit in front of the tube and honor a dude that has the intestinal fortitude to ice his wife and kid before manning up with a rope
Evidently they ran the tribute before the news came about about him whacking his OL and kid.
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Well now what a lovely topic...

Now one has asked this yet but ,

DID ANYONE HAVE HIM IN THE DEATH POOL ??
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I call bullshit on the deaths. It has to be a WWE manipulation of the press for a new sotry line, and all those cops and shit are in on it.

Benoit will appear on Monday Night Raw jumping out from behind the curtain yelling " tricked you mother fuckers.."

You wait and see..
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Derron wrote:I call bullshit on the deaths. It has to be a WWE manipulation of the press for a new sotry line, and all those cops and shit are in on it.

Benoit will appear on Monday Night Raw jumping out from behind the curtain yelling " tricked you mother fuckers.."

You wait and see..

I knew the McMahon death was bullshit...way too choreographed when they showed it on live TV. The Benoit thing is very real.


From WWE.com...
http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/chrisbenoittimeline

Towards the bottom it mentions how they've pulled all tributes about him after learning more about the case.
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Benoit lived in my home town for quite some time and when he was back in town he'd work out at this little gym nearby. I said hello one day and we shook hands. 7-8 months later I saw him there again and he said hello and we chatted for a bit, mostly about how he didnt like how much the town was growing and changing. He was quiet, polite and friendly. Of course at this time he was much smaller since I doubt he was on the juice.

Strange what roids and money will do to a mans brain.
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There are a few wrestlin' honks over at SN actually paying tribute to this twisted fuck with a Beniot avi and a "RIP Crippler" stamp underneath said avi. What the fuck is wrong with these people? I am not a wrestling fan at all; even if I was, I wouldn't be paying tribute to this sick fuck.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:There are a few wrestlin' honks over at SN actually paying tribute to this twisted fuck with a Beniot avi and a "RIP Crippler" stamp underneath said avi. What the fuck is wrong with these people? I am not a wrestling fan at all; even if I was, I wouldn't be paying tribute to this sick fuck.
I think it's time for a Troll Train. You lead, we'll back you up.
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Just when you think it can't get anyworse, it gets worse. His son had a form a mental retardation called Fragile X Syndrome. Their ain't enough fire and torture in Hell to deal with this fuckstick. I apologize in advance to all fucksticks that are offended by being put in the same category.

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Shoalzie wrote:
Derron wrote:I call bullshit on the deaths. It has to be a WWE manipulation of the press for a new sotry line, and all those cops and shit are in on it.

Benoit will appear on Monday Night Raw jumping out from behind the curtain yelling " tricked you mother fuckers.."

You wait and see..

I knew the McMahon death was bullshit...way too choreographed when they showed it on live TV. The Benoit thing is very real.


From WWE.com...
http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/chrisbenoittimeline

Towards the bottom it mentions how they've pulled all tributes about him after learning more about the case.
Something WWE related that is choreographed? No freaking way.

Just like when nascar loses one of their "athletes" white trash folk everywhere unite.
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Cueball wrote:Just when you think it can't get anyworse, it gets worse. His son had a form a mental retardation called Fragile X Syndrome. Their ain't enough fire and torture in Hell to deal with this fuckstick. I apologize in advance to all fucksticks that are offended by being put in the same category.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=2918751
Not to defend Benoit or his actions, but why is killing a retarded kid more reprehensible than killing a kid who is not retarded?
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Toddowen wrote:Once you have kids, you'll understand....especially since it's a given that they'll be retarded.
It was a serious question. Now kill yourself already. And try not to take anyone else with you.
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Toddowen wrote:
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It was a serious question.
It was not a serious question.
Yes it was.
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Unless you have both a retread and normal child and have whacked them both, preferably with rasslin' holds,.......STFU.
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smackaholic wrote:Unless you have both a retread and normal child and have whacked them both, preferably with rasslin' holds,.......STFU.
I like to buy my tires new. You know, with Rochester winters and all.
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Toddowen wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Cueball wrote:Just when you think it can't get anyworse, it gets worse. His son had a form a mental retardation called Fragile X Syndrome. Their ain't enough fire and torture in Hell to deal with this fuckstick. I apologize in advance to all fucksticks that are offended by being put in the same category.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=2918751
Not to defend Benoit or his actions, but why is killing a retarded kid more reprehensible than killing a kid who is not retarded?
Once you have kids, you'll understand....especially since it's a given that they'll be retarded.
It just kills me to do this, but I have to RACK Tardowen for that one.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Toddowen wrote:
BSmack wrote: Not to defend Benoit or his actions, but why is killing a retarded kid more reprehensible than killing a kid who is not retarded?
Once you have kids, you'll understand....especially since it's a given that they'll be retarded.
It just kills me to do this, but I have to RACK Tardowen for that one.
But then you must unrack him for all the off myself, suicide is the bomb, my life sucks drivel that he spewed. And in the world of sackless fucks like him and Benoit, at least Benoit followed through, and will surely burn in hell for what he did... and we are still stuck with Toddy's senseless postings and alledged wit on a daily basis.

Go play that Ozzie record backwards again and listen closely...
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BSmack is weighing in on Fatherhood again?

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PSUFAN wrote:BSmack is weighing in on Fatherhood again?
Why not? I'm going to be one.
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Well, you're not one yet, are you?

I might as well be speaking in Swahili...
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"My boys can swim, therefore I can weigh in on fatherhood." - BSmackian logic :lol:
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PSUFAN wrote:Well, you're not one yet, are you?
I guess that depends on your view of when human life begins. Right now we're 6 weeks along. Which means the baby is already more developed than most of Bush's Cabinet.
I might as well be speaking in Swahili...
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your view of when human life begins.
Sorry, I am no IRIE LAGOS. I'm not gonna "view" anything.
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BSmack wrote: I guess that depends on your view of when human life begins. Right now we're 6 weeks along.
Props to your mailman.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote: I guess that depends on your view of when human life begins. Right now we're 6 weeks along.
Props to your mailman.
Never saw that coming.
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Of course not - you're not a boyfriend.

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BSmack wrote:
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BSmack wrote: I guess that depends on your view of when human life begins. Right now we're 6 weeks along.
Props to your mailman.
Never saw that coming.
How very unLAGOS-like of you. You didn't even glance?
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BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote: I guess that depends on your view of when human life begins. Right now we're 6 weeks along.
Props to your mailman.
Never saw that coming.
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quacker backer wrote:
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Goober McTuber wrote: Props to your mailman.
Never saw that coming.
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OCmike wrote:
BSmack wrote:Steroids are bad.

Next.
Steroids might make you flip out and kill your OL, but if you kill your kid too, you're probably on something else as well.
I'd agree!

and.. if you read the link below the article ( Benoit, wife argued over child care) ..

Would you say that Chris won or lost that argument???

But seriously..

Looks like the Feds are going to try to charge the person(s) who supplied the steroids...

The Article wrote:Also Thursday, federal drug agents said they had raided the west Georgia office of a doctor who prescribed testosterone to Benoit.

The raid at Dr. Phil Astin's office in Carrollton began Wednesday night and concluded early Thursday, said agent Chuvalo Truesdell, a spokesman for the Drug Enforcement Administration. No arrests were made.

Hours before the raid, Astin told The Associated Press he had treated Benoit for low testosterone levels, which he said likely originated from previous steroid use.
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