Frigging spoiled kids

[Mike the Lab Rat]

When I read our school district's policy on cell phones in school (basically, if you have 'em, we don't want to see or hear them during class...if we do, you get a warning, with a repeat showing resulting in it being sent to the office for your parents to retrieve) durinh homeroom, I was informed by one student that school was [ahem] "just like prison."

These little spoiled fuckers honestly think that they have the inalienable right to whip out their mp3-playing-text-messaging-camera phones during class and use them as they see fit...even during a test.

Oh...and when we actually confiscate the phones and send them to the office, we get to listen to some idiotic pissed-off parent lecture us about how it's "against the law" for us to confiscate the three-digit-priced item.

How the hell folks pulling food stamps and welfare manage to get each of their bastard kids "Razr" phones with text messaging is beyond me.

Sorry for the rant. Long week. I need Scotch.

[Derron]

Why the surprise ??

I participate in a business to school partnership program. I teach a class on marketing and business about 1 or 2 times a month. Last week, I taught a class on marketing to juniors and seniors. During the class time...while I was trying to teach the agreed upon subject matter:

5 of 19 kids sat texting the whole fucking time.
3 were eating a sandwhich, 4 were drinking soda,
3 girls were passing "He fucked me so good " notes all class time,
Some dwebe intern fuck barged in and interupted me twice..

Now color me (real) old school, but

eating in class
using electronic devices
passing notes, drinking soda

was all shit that got you ran from class and sent to the principals office.

No fucking wonder these little bastards can't fucking learn.. they don't pay the fuck attention during class...they spend all their time hooking up on MySpace, texting in classs ???? Give me a mother fucking break.

Oh, and the marketing plan the little cocksuckers were supposed to come up with...only 40% complete at due date...give me something I can work with you fucks... you asked for it ..!!

I am glad I will be dirt napping when these fucks have control...

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I teach

And I laughed.

[IndyGunClown]

[quote="MgoBlue-LightSpecial"][quote="Derron"]I teach[/quote]

And I laughed.[/quote]

*shakes head*

[Jay in Phoenix]

*shakes head*

:soundofb.b.sizedbirdbrainrattling:

b.t.w. -- nice use of the quote feature IndyCumClown.

[IndyGunClown]

[quote="Jay in Phoenix"][quote="IndyGunClown"]*shakes head*[/quote]

:soundofb.b.sizedbirdbrainrattling:

b.t.w. -- nice use of the quote feature IndyCumClown.[/quote]

I've been trying to post gay porn all day for you to jerk off w/ Jay, but they banned my image abilities.

IE no quote function and you're fucking money.

[Jay in Phoenix]

I've been trying to view gay porn all day for myself to jerk off with, but they banned my image abilities.

IE no quote function and you're fucking money.

Fixed.

[Shoalzie]

I teach

And I laughed.

The future is doomed...

[RadioFan]

IE no quote function

You are a complete idiot.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I am glad I will be dirt napping when these fucks have control...

While I'm not denying the general pussification, punkishness and tardlyness of this generation's kids, I've always found these particular statements to be pretty ignorant.

Why people assume 40-50 year olds with the newly controled "power" will act like they once did when they were teenagers in their high school civics classes, is baffling to me.

Yep - it's a pretty refreshing reality, isn't it derron? That people actually change and mature as they get older. Let's see, according to my math...roughly EVERY generation in the history of mankind has proven this to be true.

[trev]

Oh...and when we actually confiscate the phones and send them to the office, we get to listen to some idiotic pissed-off parent lecture us about how it's "against the law" for us to confiscate the three-digit-priced item.

Too F'ing bad for them.

[Mike the Lab Rat]

I'm sure that, eventually, these kids will turn out fine. Hell, if they weren't self-absorbed, pretentious, obnoxious, rambling chatterboxes, they wouldn't be teens. We were all that way once.

However, thanks to all the incredibly stupid "self-esteem building" bullshit this generation of kids were raised under at home and school until this point, the kids I see honestly feel as though they are each deserving of the world's special favors merely because these children have graced us with their presence. Any positive evaluations of their behavior or work by a teacher is taken by them (and their parents) as Gospel, while any negative evaluation just must prove the teacher's bias or incompetence....even if the same teacher gave both sets of comments over the course of the semester (e.g., if the kid started screwing off).

Any parent who buys their teenager a top of the line cell phone with mp3 abilities and text messaging is a moron and piss-poor parent. They carve that evaluation in stone when they are stupid enough to express outrage that their offspring had that device confiscated for texting to their buddies during class.

[trev]

"Texting" is a big problem at my sons middle school. These kids are spoiled, rotten, sneaky hoodlums.

My kids don't text message, but they were receiving messages so I called Verizon and had them turn off the text messaging altogether.

[smackaholic]

I refuse to buy my sophomore spoiled brat daughter a cell, no mater how much she begs. She's damn lucky we got her an ipod, which, ofcourse, I had to retrieve from the office once, already. She has been told that the next time, it will sit there awhile.

Mike, next time some little punk says this is just like prison, just say, nahhhh, prisons more like this.....walk up behind him, punch him in the back of the head as hard as you can, knocking him unconscious. Then fukk him in the ass.

[Derron]

Mike, next time some little punk says this is just like prison, just say, nahhhh, prisons more like this.....walk up behind him, punch him in the back of the head as hard as you can, knocking him unconscious. Then fukk him in the ass.

This of course is the only statement that the above responses can relate to.

The mensa monkeys try to contribute to a thread on education, but being the retarded morons they are, they fail miserably at that as well as TRYING to run some smack on the same thread.

This proves that they do remain stupid well beyond high school, and finally find an internet message board where they can "get over" on everyone. Sucks to be them...

[smackaholic]

I am glad I will be dirt napping when these fucks have control...

While I'm not denying the general pussification, punkishness and tardlyness of this generation's kids, I've always found these particular statements to be pretty ignorant.

Why people assume 40-50 year olds with the newly controled "power" will act like they once did when they were teenagers in their high school civics classes, is baffling to me.

Yep - it's a pretty refreshing reality, isn't it derron? That people actually change and mature as they get older. Let's see, according to my math...roughly EVERY generation in the history of mankind has proven this to be true.

Ofcourse all teenagers are a bit immature when they are young, but, kids today are way more fukked up than we were, just as we were way more fukked up than our parents and so on..... And this shit WILL come back to haunt us. Yes, these kids will mature, some. But, they will be more fukked up than previous generations.

[War Wagon]

my spoiled brat daughter

She's probably not that spoiled, but nice job KYOA none the less. I'm sure you're smart enough that you won't need this explained.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

As humans evolve, we become smarter. We discover more. We invent more. We become more efficient, especially as technology enhances. This is fact. In other words, we'll be just fine. Every generation breeds bad apples. Just as long as those morons aren't in charge, we'll be just fine.

Hell, G-Dub is a product of your generation. How much worse could it get?

[smackaholic]

As humans evolve, we become smarter. We discover more. We invent more. We become more efficient, especially as technology enhances. This is fact. In other words, we'll be just fine.

sin,

the romans

[War Wagon]

Hell, G-Dub is a product of your generation. How much worse could it get?

Algore or Kerry could be President.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Hell, you're right. We should all feel frightened. Perhaps you should move to China. Those kids seem very mature, responsible, and well-behaved. You'll probably be better off in the long run.

[War Wagon]

Hell, you're right. We should all feel frightened. Perhaps you should move to China. Those kids seem very mature, responsible, and well-behaved. You'll probably be better off in the long run.

When you were on long car trips with your parents you never did very well at those "which of these things are not like the others" puzzle games, did you?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I know you desperately yearn for Goobs to return, Whitey, and that you need to fulfill your daily fetish of ankle, but I suggest you look elsewhere. Unless of course you enjoy the taste of shit, seeing as I've had my foot up Guntslinger's ass all afternoon.

[War Wagon]

Damn kids.

[Cicatrix]

I participate in a business to school partnership program.

Loitering next to the bike racks, near one with a pink frame and ribbons out the handlebars selling mustache rides does not constitute a "business program".

[IndyGunClown]

[quote="smackaholic"]I refuse to buy my sophomore spoiled brat daughter a cell, no mater how much she begs. She's damn lucky we got her an ipod, which, ofcourse, I had to retrieve from the office once, already. She has been told that the next time, it will sit there awhile.

Mike, next time some little punk says this is just like prison, just say, nahhhh, prisons more like this.....walk up behind him, punch him in the back of the head as hard as you can, knocking him unconscious. Then fukk him in the ass.[/quote]

These posters will sometimes even boast about how hard they treat their family members in search of more E cred. Hoping when others read their toughness they will add them to their tough guy list and give them more respect for being a quality "smacker".

[Douchebag]

I fucking love ^^^ this guy! dude gets it. i love the pure emotion and raw hatred dude has towards these fucking pukes. dude is even on late at night to beat the piss outta these pathetic fucks. that's dedication to the game, bro. dedi-fuckin-cation. keep it up man.

[smackaholic]

doucebag, do yourself a favor and leave your ipod and cell on the bus or I will take it after I whup your ass.

[Tom In VA]

Oh...and when we actually confiscate the phones and send them to the office, we get to listen to some idiotic pissed-off parent lecture us about how it's "against the law" for us to confiscate the three-digit-priced item.

How the hell folks pulling food stamps and welfare manage to get each of their bastard kids "Razr" phones with text messaging is beyond me.

Then you would be on the mvscal side of the issue.

Tell me, are you a Christian?


Sincerely,
BSmack

[poptart]

What's the deal with Gruntsipper's quote function .... ?

His posts, which have always been as pleasing to the eye as a bib-wearer's finger paint masterpiece, have now become as pleasing to the eye as that 3 ft loaf Moorese is dying to see.

[Tom In VA]

I think it's part of his schtick (sp?)

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

What's the deal with Gruntsipper's quote function?

I am guessing some Admin went into his profile and changed the "Always Allow UBBCode?" setting to FUCK NO, HE'LL POST GAY PORN OTHERWISE.

It also makes his already ugly posts... "oh my God, Rosie O'Donnell naked, fisting herself with one hand and eating a large pizza with the other" ugly.

Just look away, bro, just look away...

[Dinsdale]

Tell me, are you a Christian?

Sir, I am tonight.

Put on my blue suede shoes and I boarded a plane.

[jiminphilly]

Tell me, are you a Christian?

Sir, I am tonight.

Put on my blue suede shoes and I boarded a plane.

Marc Cohen?

Didn't he get shot in the head?

[Dinsdale]

Marc Cohen?

Didn't he get shot in the head?

The vast Muslim population of Tennessee didn't want to see him unlawfully take posession of Memphis piano bars, so one of them put a bullet through their own head, and when it came out the other side of his dome, it struck Cohen. The United Nations denounced this, and all other acts of suicide through-the-temple shootings.


I blame Bush.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Hell, G-Dub is a product of your generation. How much worse could it get?

I know you're younger than most in here, but . . .

I'm older than most in here, and G-Dub has a good 18 years on even me. With the exception of the Wolfman/Luther-vintage crowd, you can't really pin him on the generation of any in here.

[BSmack]

Marc Cohen?

Didn't he get shot in the head?

The vast Muslim population of Tennessee didn't want to see him unlawfully take posession of Memphis piano bars, so one of them put a bullet through their own head, and when it came out the other side of his dome, it struck Cohen. The United Nations denounced this, and all other acts of suicide through-the-temple shootings.


I blame Bush.

If Bush is against the constant playing of "Walking in Memphis" at karaoke bars, then I might have just found some common ground with the rat bastard.

[Dinsdale]

You mistunderstood, B.


I was referring to Cohen doing a cover of "The Chemicals Between Us" at some piano bar, which drove some Muslim into a fit of murderous rage.

[indyfrisco]

Watch Idiocracy. Mike Judge will someday be known as a Prophet. Kids are getting dumber and dumber.

Ow, my balls!

[poptart]

In order to be passed on to the next grade kids ought to be required to sit in an isolated room for 10 hrs and do ..... nothing.
Bring nothing to this 'test' except yourself and your clothing.
2 piss breaks in the morning, 30 minute lunch, 2 piss breaks in the afternoon.

Those that can make it through hell day without spontaneously combusting are moved along to the next grade.