Judging from the name of the village in which he was stopped, I believe we can also deduce what message board the poster behind the troll used to frequent.BERLIN (Reuters) - A wheelchair-bound German stunned police when they pulled him over for using the road and found he was 10 times over the legal alcohol limit for drivers.
"He was right in the middle of the road," said a spokesman for police in the northeastern city of Schwerin Tuesday. "The officers couldn't quite believe it when they saw the results of the breath test. That's a life-threatening figure."
The 31-year-old told police he had been out drinking with a friend and was a little over a mile from home when a squad car stopped him as he passed through the village of Ventschow.
Police said that because the man was technically traveling as a pedestrian, he could not be charged with a driving offence.
"It's not like we can impound his wheelchair," the spokesman said. "But he is facing some sort of punishment. It's just not clear yet what exactly that will be."
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Kraut McWheels?
And here I thought our physically challenged troll Quad was a good ol' red-blooded 'mercan ...
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10 times the legal limit? I hope for that guy's sake the legal limit in Germany is .03 or something close.
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aww jesus christ
I'll have more on this later. This is gonna take a while to sort out.
These goddam SS sons of bitches think I'm German, since all I was yelling was "NIEN!!!!" as they took me down. I put up a hell of a fight, though. I must have held them off for 7-8 seconds.
I'm pretty psyched. The only other high score I've ever had is on my brother-in-laws NES which I've not allowed to be unplugged since 1988 to preserve my #1 ranking on Duck Hunt.
These goddam SS sons of bitches think I'm German, since all I was yelling was "NIEN!!!!" as they took me down. I put up a hell of a fight, though. I must have held them off for 7-8 seconds.
I'm pretty psyched. The only other high score I've ever had is on my brother-in-laws NES which I've not allowed to be unplugged since 1988 to preserve my #1 ranking on Duck Hunt.
In my little home town, not far from my mother's house, there was a fellow in a chair that wopuld get loaded and go down one of the main arterial roads. He'd drive right down the middle and people were constantly calling the cops who would give him a lift home. Finally after someone clipped him in the dark he was charged with DUI and found to be 8 times over the legal limit. The driver of the vehicle was not charged and he had to pay for the damage to the car.
I wish the car would have finished him as he was a pain in the ass who figured being crippled gave him the right to act the prick 24/7.
He died of liver failure at the age of 43. No one cried.
I wish the car would have finished him as he was a pain in the ass who figured being crippled gave him the right to act the prick 24/7.
He died of liver failure at the age of 43. No one cried.