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by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:18 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2006 NFL Draft Guru Contest
Replies: 61
Views: 2843

Locked and loaded.

Good luck everybody!
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:13 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Should the Saints draft Bush?
Replies: 6
Views: 257

I too think that it’s a strong possibility that the Saints squeeze the Jets real hard in hopes of swiping some of that juice they lost when Ditka traded the farm for a head of lettuce.
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:49 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2006 NFL Draft Guru Contest
Replies: 61
Views: 2843

Arizona Cardinals - Matt Leinart Bmore Ravens - Haloti Ngata Buffalo Bills - Brodrick Bunkley Carolina Panthers - Laurence Maroney Chicago Bears - Nick Mangold Cincinnati Bengals - Jason Allen Cleveland Browns - Kamerion Wimbley Dallas Cowboys - Donte Whitner Denver Broncos - Manny Lawson Detroit Li...
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:05 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Why so much hype about the draft?
Replies: 38
Views: 2286

WMN wrote: The draft isn't overrated because it's the first taste of football the diehards have since the Super Bowl. Any news football related is great. But the draft is like a screaming orgasm. Not only is it news, but it's news of 5+ players are being added to your roster, players you didn't hav...
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:02 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2006 NFL Draft Guru Contest
Replies: 61
Views: 2843

[font=Times New Roman]You can edityourdraftup until Tags welcomes the freakshow to the 2006 NFL Draft.[/font]
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:53 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2006 NFL Draft Guru Contest
Replies: 61
Views: 2843

WhatsMyName wrote:
Aaron in Tucson wrote:I almost forgot: No Trolls and No Newbies.

What's a newbie?.
Newbie
WoMaN, you're in for the purse.
by Aaron in Tucson
Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:06 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: CWood is a Puker
Replies: 8
Views: 276

This Raiderfan is bummed to see Charles leave. Charles is one cool talented dude who got branded by the media a slacker and non-leader. He never quite lived up to the hype/expectations of the Nation in general but I can only look back and remember his rookie season when he scored his first TD in Pho...
by Aaron in Tucson
Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:47 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2006 NFL Draft Guru Contest
Replies: 61
Views: 2843

UC, I wasn’t sure which level of participation you were after so I thought I’d snuff out all possibilities. I suppose that was never an issue at TNW or Smackboard as the NO TROLLS policy applied to all forums on a daily basis. Hell, the best thread ever written was Scotty’s “have a beer and tell us ...
by Aaron in Tucson
Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:03 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2006 NFL Draft Guru Contest
Replies: 61
Views: 2843

Rules? Scoring? Are you just counting JUST what number the player gets drafted at? Or... do you have to match the team that selects him? Do you account for trades? I see no specifics and I don't have time to look for them. Someone post the rules... ~ Ucant As they say, if you have to ask… Ucant, (h...
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:22 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2006 NFL Draft Guru Contest
Replies: 61
Views: 2843

Ucant, your expertise in scoring efficiency is appreciated and welcome.
Will you be keeping score? If so I can get piss drunk next weekend
and wait until Monday to fuck up the results.

TIA
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:14 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2006 NFL Draft Guru Contest
Replies: 61
Views: 2843

I almost forgot: No Trolls and No Newbies. Again, it's who drafts a player that completes a match. If a rookie is drafted by one team and later traded to another team than the team who originally drafted him is considered the match. Example: San Diego drafts Eli Manning and later trades him to the G...
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:46 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2006 NFL Draft Guru Contest
Replies: 61
Views: 2843

2006 NFL Draft Guru Contest

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by Aaron in Tucson
Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:00 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Draft contest
Replies: 18
Views: 956

I handed off the Guru Draft Contest to Cueball last season and was expecting him to run with it but it seems he’s disappeared…ahem!

If that Jackass doesn’t step up by Friday I’ll send you the set UC.
by Aaron in Tucson
Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: And in related news...
Replies: 6
Views: 449

[web]http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2006/04/17 ... fs_nation/[/web]

The Red Sea has parted for the all new RED HOLE!!
by Aaron in Tucson
Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:49 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: And in related news...
Replies: 6
Views: 449

And in related news...

[web]http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/tribune ... 44522.html[/web]


With special guests Bsmack and Kordell Stewart. A night of true gaiety.
by Aaron in Tucson
Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:30 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Check it out, folks
Replies: 58
Views: 1926

Random thoughts of the unthinkable… The Los Angeles Chiefs - Sounds like it has police connotations. Maybe they could play a pick-up basketball game with the Los Angeles Kings. And then after the game they can all head over to Denney’s for a gland slam breakfast. Sounds like a riot. Will the Los Ang...
by Aaron in Tucson
Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:49 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raider Rig.....
Replies: 10
Views: 388

Re: Raider Rig.....

...just got off the 60 freeway here in L.A. Some summabitch was honking at me from behind, I turned around and saw this friggin Big Rig rumbling up behind. Understand, I have a Lightening Bolt sticker on my bumber and 3 Charger hats in rear window...yeah, my "road rig" is a Corolla :oops:...
by Aaron in Tucson
Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:12 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: RACK the Raiders
Replies: 17
Views: 493

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by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:19 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: NFL Forum Fantasy Rosters and Scoring Update
Replies: 59
Views: 2365

Congrats Mikey!
by Aaron in Tucson
Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:12 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Got tickets to the Pats/Broncs...and some thoughts
Replies: 30
Views: 1396

Bwa! Rack Q!
by Aaron in Tucson
Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:24 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bucs vs Skins at RJS on Sat
Replies: 149
Views: 6962

Now THAT was a great football game!

Congrats to the Redskins.
by Aaron in Tucson
Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:44 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: It's only fitting that my epcot 2K post...
Replies: 14
Views: 838

Rack you, old timer.
by Aaron in Tucson
Sun Jan 08, 2006 2:17 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Its Official
Replies: 33
Views: 962

It had to happen. Collins is next. Agreed. If Collins takes a drastic reduction in pay (a partial admission of guilt for the abortion of a season) and Al Davis builds the best possible line thru free agency this off season then I think the hometown fans in Oakland will give Collins another shot to ...
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:32 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The new coach of the KC Chiefs is.....
Replies: 28
Views: 1126

The Trifecta, Bitches! Good call on the similarities of Marty and Herm. Seriously, props to KC for bringing in a classy defensive guy to coach the team. Herm’s character is A+ but his coaching is C- at best. Nice guys finish last anyone? One NON SIMILARITY between Marty and Herm is that Herm is 3-3 ...
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:10 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The new coach of the KC Chiefs is.....
Replies: 28
Views: 1126

Black coach being handed the keys to the Cadillac? How fucking stereotypical. Nick Nolte (Carl Peterson) and Eddie Murphy (Herm Edwards) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v55/Raiderfan/48hrs2.jpg How does that go again? White trash redneck guy who owns shitty Cadillac rides around with black Gumby w...
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:56 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The new coach of the KC Chiefs is.....
Replies: 28
Views: 1126

Disclaimer: I don't hate black people. I hate everybody. In a fun loving kinda way. The in-game clock management so dreadful the Jets actually had to hire a coach to do it for him. ~ KC Sports Writer What, now black coaches are supposed to think? I hear Hermaphrodity has hired Flavor Flav to help hi...
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:50 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: The new coach of the KC Chiefs is.....
Replies: 28
Views: 1126

Herm is being handed the keys to a Cadillac ~ Wags
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by Aaron in Tucson
Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:17 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Playoff Fantasy Football Sign Up Thread
Replies: 68
Views: 3645

In
by Aaron in Tucson
Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:19 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Just grin, Baby!
Replies: 11
Views: 1043

Gone are Mike Tice, Mike Sherman, Mike Martz and Jim Haslett, with Dom Capers likely next. It’s time to burn another symbolic candle for our vigil. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v55/Raiderfan/nt3.jpg We pray for a quick snap and release. Ah fuck it, let the bastard twist for another day. Happy 0...
by Aaron in Tucson
Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:59 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Just grin, Baby!
Replies: 11
Views: 1043

Just grin, Baby!

With Turner standing on the platform waiting for the fallout, Last night I dreamt him crashing to the tension like a led zeppelin. [ram]http://209.68.63.220/19580222/rock/ledzeppelin/GallowsPole.mid[/ram] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v55/Raiderfan/nt2.jpg Hangman, hangman, hold it a little whil...
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:50 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Props to BSmack - King of the Jackasses
Replies: 34
Views: 2014

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v55/Raiderfan/beagcopy.jpg The Terrible Beagles gather for a group shot...well most of them anyways. The rest of the litter were still fighting for scraps as their heads were buried deep in the crotch of the bull. Hey Jackasses, way to let the these young bitches e...
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:12 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Tony Dungy's son found dead
Replies: 47
Views: 3346

Tony Dungy is a family man and he comes to this area to promote his All Pro Dads organization. FUMBLE! Dead Ball! 1Done-G’s T1B Eulogy 1Done-G was a master at controlling the clock. For 1Done-G there will be no more delay of game. 1Done-G’s hook and ladder play was drawn and executed perfectly. Ton...
by Aaron in Tucson
Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:27 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Tui..Tui..Tui..
Replies: 32
Views: 1580

That's awesome news. Sounds like Tui will get the start for the rest of the season no matter how bad he stinks it up. Let’s hope that Gannon’s mentoring makes Tui a rich man. Collins? GOOD RIDDANCE MOTHERFUCKER Loco, for what it's worth the rumor making the rounds on another site is that Walter got ...
by Aaron in Tucson
Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:42 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bolt's vs. Raiduh's ..game notes..
Replies: 26
Views: 877

More tailgate and game notes… ChargerMike has a very raw sexual animal magnetism that draws transvestites like rats to the pied piper. I swear to Christ – we’re throwing back beers, brats and stogies like there’s no tomorrow when this fugly creature came creeping down our very narrow lane looking li...
by Aaron in Tucson
Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:57 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Can we change the forum name to "AFC West"?
Replies: 24
Views: 793

Is it worth my while to keep Caddy as a keeper in my fantasy league? ~ Jim/Philly

Go ask your wife ya fucking douche.
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:58 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Sunday Night Football...
Replies: 16
Views: 919

In like a motherfucker.

Scott, you fucking piece of shit! A red shirt?
Fucking NEVER!

Rack Joe sending out the bat signal.

LET'S-GO RAI-DERS
by Aaron in Tucson
Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:47 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raiders/Bolts Sunday Night Football!
Replies: 53
Views: 1844

Rack Mike the wytch!

I have a feeling the Raiders bounce back this week and beat the living playoffs out of the San Diego (snicker snicker) Super Chargers.

Dammit Mikey, Mom always said that ink would stunt your growth.

El Pasty
by Aaron in Tucson
Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:36 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: The "We still love T.O." thread.
Replies: 13
Views: 515

You want controversy? As if a naked Nicollette Sheridan jumping into the arms of T.O. wasn't enough, Fox Television has just released a new twist to the TV commercial that was never leaked to the public. Apparently, Sheridan’s lily white butt wasn't the only rump T.O. cradled during the shoot. Unbek...
by Aaron in Tucson
Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:14 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raiders vs Broncos
Replies: 46
Views: 1554

No more PSL's and the Raiders will now own the marketing and tickets for the team! And how do the fans repay Al Davis....By selling out baby! I hope Norvel doesn't go conservative like he did last week. He plays not to lose and only opens the offense when he's down. I know you have more trick up yo...
by Aaron in Tucson
Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:16 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raydahs vs. Chiefs- it's ON
Replies: 170
Views: 9917

Props on the win and keeping your season alive, Chief fan. The Raiders stepped up on special teams and played with a lot of heart defensively but in the end a gutsy call by Squints executed to perfection sealed the deal on another thriller. Thanks for taking my rent money Wags. Raiderman’s mom might...