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by JCT
Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Scary
Replies: 19
Views: 881

George Bush hates fish.
by JCT
Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Borat
Replies: 35
Views: 2894

I think it's hysterically funny. When he said they were going to attack "asshole Uzbeks cities with our catapults" I almost pissed myself.
by JCT
Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stardust Casino - DEAD!!!
Replies: 11
Views: 503

It was a shithole.
by JCT
Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do they riot in Detroit win or lose?
Replies: 23
Views: 674

he's a tool.


the truth.
by JCT
Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:13 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Un-fucking-believeable
Replies: 11
Views: 990

Wrong. They are picking up the option so they can trade him and get some pitching prospects. It's actually a smart move. Why let him walk away when you can get 2 or more young players. Plus it keeps him from signing with Boston.
by JCT
Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And under the heading of "Who gives a fuck what you th
Replies: 38
Views: 1339

Gunslinger wrote:I've been on the Mexican border for several weeks.


Someone ordered a pizza from that far away?
by JCT
Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Riverside County Fire
Replies: 18
Views: 543

Here come those Santa Ana winds again.



Gas Chamber for the guy that set this fire?
by JCT
Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Money, Trading and Investment Questions
Replies: 9
Views: 396

Crut wants to know if he should be bullish on bear cock or bearish on bull cock.
by JCT
Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:55 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: WS:call it
Replies: 53
Views: 1579

Justa Heel wrote:
The rules state the ump doesn't check him unless the opposing manager asks. LaRussa didn't ask.

No, the rules don't state that. The rules say that ump has sole discretion.


But feel free to keep rambling on like a dumbfuck.
by JCT
Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: went to my 10 yr HS reunion on Saturday
Replies: 117
Views: 6652

Nice job mixing in:

1. A iron

2. A belt

3. A jacket that fits

4. A hairbrush.
by JCT
Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are Ford stocks worth buying? Your opinions?
Replies: 10
Views: 1414

Ford Motor Co. (F) on Monday posted a quarterly loss of $5.8 billion -- its largest loss in 14 years

looks like a soild investment. Better stock up on some newspaper to line your fridge box. It's going to be a cold winter.
by JCT
Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:17 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: WS:call it
Replies: 53
Views: 1579

Shiny greasy looking dirt... OK.
by JCT
Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:07 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: WS:call it
Replies: 53
Views: 1579

Oh look some jackoff following me around looking for a cock to suck.
by JCT
Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:06 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Poo-Holes ...
Replies: 4
Views: 246

HGH boil?
by JCT
Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This "Saint" Crap
Replies: 17
Views: 595

Why are there saints anyway? From Catholiconline.com When did the Church start honoring saints? By the year 100 A.D., Christians were honoring other Christians who had died, and asking for their intercession. Many people think that honoring saints was something the Church set up later, but it was p...
by JCT
Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:15 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: WS:call it
Replies: 53
Views: 1579

Tigers 4-0.

25 dead, 30 million in damages in the ensuing riots.
by JCT
Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:56 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: NLCS Game 7: Call it!
Replies: 25
Views: 763

I'll call it. It's a cripple fight.
by JCT
Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:07 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Your "i'm smarter than anyone in baseball" thread
Replies: 4
Views: 272

LaRussa managing himself out of the playoffs? Say it ain't so.
by JCT
Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:57 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: I could do without Steve Lyons
Replies: 23
Views: 1470

DETROIT (AP) -- Fox baseball broadcaster Steve Lyons has been fired for making a racially insensitive comment directed at colleague Lou Piniella's Hispanic heritage on the air during Game 3 of the American League championship series. The network confirmed Saturday that Lyons was dismissed after Fri...
by JCT
Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Van - ever ridden in the Smokies?
Replies: 11
Views: 482

Ever ridden in the smokies?



Save the Blondiebabe emails, I'm not reading them.
by JCT
Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HVAC help needed.
Replies: 14
Views: 844

Try paying the gas bill.
by JCT
Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aircraft Crashes into NY Building
Replies: 102
Views: 4350

I blame George Bush.
by JCT
Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aircraft Crashes into NY Building
Replies: 102
Views: 4350

At least this clears up a roster spot and frees up some cash...
by JCT
Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aircraft Crashes into NY Building
Replies: 102
Views: 4350

Didn't see the TWIS post.


Lidle is supposed to be the pilot.
by JCT
Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aircraft Crashes into NY Building
Replies: 102
Views: 4350

According to reports the plane is registered to NY Yankee pitcher Cory Lidle.
by JCT
Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:28 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: ALCS: Detroit vs. Oakland (Warning: Crap load of photos)
Replies: 38
Views: 2502

Kiss goodbye to Casey. You see that calf snap?
by JCT
Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 1800 Tequila?
Replies: 22
Views: 1287

1. Take tequilla and pour down sink.

2. Go buy 15 yr old single malt scotch.

3. Rack me.

4. Wipe cock on drapes.
by JCT
Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:37 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Yankee Talk from the CFB Crowd
Replies: 8
Views: 694

Wang should never be a #1 starter for the New York freaking Yankees. Ummm, yeah. 19 wins ties him with Santana for most in the MLB. 3.63 ERA, 218 IP, 15- 20 ground ball out a game. 2 CG 1 CGSO, 88 ER, 52 BB. He'll finish 2nd in the CY Young vote. No wonder this thread was in the CBF. Please put it ...
by JCT
Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:34 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Hey Yankme Fan ...
Replies: 43
Views: 1198

FUCK OFF, Yankee Fan. You've had ... what? A decade to win the World Series? Stick a fork in yourselves, and more importantly, GET OVER YOURSELVES, bitches. hmmm let's see. A decade. 10 yrs. that would be 1996 - 2006, no? 1996 - WS Champs 1998 - WS Champs 1999 - WS Champs 2000 - WS Champs 2001 - Lo...
by JCT
Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:25 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Hey Yankme Fan ...
Replies: 43
Views: 1198

Who's your team again? Funny how you just appeared in here only after the Yanks lost. No sign of you all season long


Huh, last time you posted in here was May 15.

You're dismissed, bitch.
by JCT
Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Buck O'Neil...DEAD!
Replies: 26
Views: 1385

Nishlord wrote:
James Dean Bradfield wrote:No numbers , no hall .......
How's Mark McGwire's bust coming along, then?

Pretty good, I hear that the needle marks will look sweet.
by JCT
Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:04 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Lax...
Replies: 3
Views: 212

Lax...

JCT...I've been saying that since O'Neil retired. They have no fucking heart. A-Rod, Unit, etc....fuck em all. Get rid of Sheff, A-Rod, Johnson, Mussina, Wright, Pavano, all that middle relief.....Jesus they suck. Rack the Tigers. Seeing the Tigers and A's in the ALCS proves that money doesn't guar...
by JCT
Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:44 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Time to collect, YankeeFan...
Replies: 21
Views: 1105

Rack it. Props to the Tigers. Joe Torre and that collection of no heart stiffs need to walk back to NY. I'd be releasing every pitcher except Mo and Wang right now. Lyons had it nailed when he said they have no guy like O'Neil who get in someone's face.
by JCT
Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:29 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: A-Rod got FUCKED
Replies: 31
Views: 1687

Fuck Kenny Rogers, I've hated him since he gas canned up 5 runs in 2 innings in '96 series. He was a whiny cunt then and in '97 when he melted down all season long and won 6 fucking games with his 5 1/2 era. Torre ended up sending the prick to the bullpen and left his sorry ass off the postseason ro...
by JCT
Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:51 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: NFL Stock Market - Week Five Lines
Replies: 27
Views: 1578

Re: NFL Stock Market - Week Five Lines

JCT ($75)

Carolina ($15)
New England ($10)
New Orleans ($5)
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Philadelphia ($5)



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by JCT
Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:19 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Calling out YankeeFan (sig bet time!)
Replies: 36
Views: 2309

I'm taking the A's. Giving up already? By the way...since I called for the sig bet, I make the call on what YankeeFan will be wearing if the Tigers can take care of business today. (Special thanks to Steve for staying out of this...it might be working :wink: ) No, I'm mocking BandwagonfucktardX. Be...
by JCT
Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:58 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Calling out YankeeFan (sig bet time!)
Replies: 36
Views: 2309

I'm taking the A's.
by JCT
Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:25 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Game On, Mikey! Rack the NL West!
Replies: 11
Views: 830

Dodgers can't turn a DP on a 48 yr old man? :lol:
by JCT
Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:45 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: St Louis
Replies: 72
Views: 2081

Wells will be fine. He's currently soaking his foot in a tub of Vat 69 and having his elbow rubbed down with salt pork and royal icing.
by JCT
Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:14 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: St Louis
Replies: 72
Views: 2081

Remember the last time Jeff Weaver pitched in the post season? I see him getting battered like blondie after a raider's loss.