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Help me out here.

Is this Mahir knockoff the latest greatest thing in comedy or just an updated version of Yakoff Smirnoff?
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Critics fail to get it once again. It's not an attack on Kasakhstan, but a huge piss-take at the expense of gullible people, in this case the Americans who populate the film (the original TV show was set in Britain).
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I think it's hysterically funny. When he said they were going to attack "asshole Uzbeks cities with our catapults" I almost pissed myself.
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some admin tell me if the Borat troll was here or at TOT? TIA.
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I'm not sure how 84 minutes of Borat is going to play. But I suppose I'll download a copy and see for myself. He's almost as funny as Bruno.
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Rights group files complaint against 'Borat' in Germany
Nov 01 2:01 PM US/Eastern

A human rights group campaigning for gypsies has filed a complaint against British comic Sacha Baron Cohen over his "Borat" film featuring a spoof Kazakh journalist who calls himself a former "gypsy catcher," German prosecutors said.
The state prosecutor's office in the northern city of Hamburg said the European Center for Antiziganism Research had brought the complaint accusing Cohen of slander, inciting violence against the Sinti and Roma gypsy groups and violating Germany's anti-discrimination law.



"Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" premiered last week in London and is due to hit German cinemas Thursday.

Twentieth Century Fox of Germany, the film's distributor here, pulled television commercials and Internet advertising that featured tongue-in-cheek talks of running over "gypsies" with a Hummer military vehicle after complaints by the group.

The organization noted in a statement last month that violent crimes by right-wing extremists had risen this year by 20 percent and called it "irresponsible" to tolerate the racist jokes made in the film.

Germany has strict rules governing speech that could been seen as defaming minorities, particularly groups such as Sinti and Roma that were targeted for genocide by the Nazis.

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Ali G > Borat
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Cuda wrote:Germans HAVE no sense of humor. Didn't they know that?
Not true. Did you know the Holocaust was actualy a botched joke?
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Hello my friends!!!!!!!!! :D :D I Ukoad much looking happy to thes movie Borat, you go aslo???? It look it like much funny movie, watch see thes from Borat movie, you like. :lol: :lol: :lol: Read for funny thes Borat. I like it, you like it????? :lol: :D

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Tonto tryouts?

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Remember how much Dinsdale loves people who post a lot of :) ? And Dins has probably already opened this thread for the last time. Kind of sad.

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Luther wrote:Tonto tryouts?

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HA HA, I steel think me and Mahir are being...how you say, ripped up!

If Borat come to Branson I weel fight him!

HA HA! Whatta con-tree!

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UkoadMahir wrote:Hello my friends!!!!!!!!! :D :D I Ukoad much looking happy to thes movie Borat, you go aslo???? It look it like much funny movie, watch see thes from Borat movie, you like. :lol: :lol: :lol: Read for funny thes Borat. I like it, you like it????? :lol: :D

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yeah, ali g > borat, but both are fucking hilarious (and better than bruno). i'll probably see the movie on sunday, i can't wait to see him butcher the national anthem in his quest to marry pamela anderson.

also, his skit where he sings "throw the jew down the well" and getting all the necks to sing along with him in az is fucking money.
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Shoalzie wrote:Ali G > Borat
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Borat's a comical cat, always makes me laugh on the Ali G show.......
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Im seeing it on Friday.
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bbqjones wrote:
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Screw_Michigan wrote:(and better than bruno).
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Screw_Michigan wrote:RACK yeah, ali g > borat, but both are fucking hilarious (and better than bruno).
Nothing is funnier than Bruno ripping on homophobic jocks and spineless fashionistas.
i'll probably see the movie on sunday, i can't wait to see him butcher the national anthem in his quest to marry pamela anderson.

also, his skit where he sings "throw the jew down the well" and getting all the necks to sing along with him in az is fucking money.
Yea, that bit was funny. When I saw it on HBO. Hopefuly the movie will not be a bunch of old HBO bits strung together.
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Saw Borat today, much laugh. Subtitles are hilarious. Talks about marrying his wife three years ago, but now that she's 15, her vajeen hangs down like a wizard's sleeve. Refers to his ass as his "back pussy." But as retarded (a key word in the movie) as he tries to make himself out to be, he still doesn't come across to be as much of an iodot as the Pentecostals when he attends one of their, er, "services."

Very funny movie.
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I laughed too, but when it was over I looked around and everybody had this "Is it over?" type of look on their faces. Kind of like you saw the previews and realized that they really are the majority of this movie.

The guy in front of me was one of those geeks who laugh too much. I'm not talking about the polite guy who laughs at everything, I'm talking about the guy who laughs too long, too loud and too often. These types frequent either the matinee or the last showing of the night. That type of annonying movie goer. So until I adjusted to his routine I was annoyed and it threw off my groove.

Very funny, but get it when you have a DVD rental coupon, had a bowl with Dins and you have many cold ones on hand.

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OK, I just got back from seeing Borat.

IT FUCKING ROCKS!!!!

Seriously, this is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. I laughed my ass off for 90 minutes.
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Last night, I figured I'd try out some of borat's moves, so I went to bed and told the OL to make the sexy time or "I will CRUSH you".

Guess I need to practice it a little more.
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Saw it over the weekend and thought it was really funny. The old man at the rodeo was great.
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Sounds like Bsmack was sitting in front of me.

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peter sellers was the original borat

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rack Luther !!!

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saw borat on sunday and it was FUCKING HILARIOUS. i laughed the entire time. you could tell irie was involved in the screen play, it had to be his idea to take pics of borat's family and have him show it to the lady. same with the wrestling scene, i wanted to take a shower after watching that.

"hey, look who's got an embassy here! fuck you, motherfuckers!"

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$31,511 per screen is very impressive.
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