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Bizzarofelice wrote:
smackaholic wrote:assumes room temp
You think Limbaugh invented that? You do have your lips attached to the chubby pale taint of El Rushbo.

show me where I said he invented it. I just said that he uses it frequently.

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Jsc810 wrote:

I never knew Ernest Borgnine was on Hee Haw

ernie does look like he'd make a good neck. was there a single celebrity from the 70s that didn't make a hee haw appearance at least once?

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lib hayta attacks for using limbaugh lingo in 3...2...1.... :? :? What the fuck is wrong with you? Nothing. I am refering to past use of limbaughspeak such as algore or assumes room temp etc... and how it inevitably brings the libs out of the woodwork with claims that we must be mind numbed coolaid...

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http://www.augustachronicle.com/images/headlines/051904/23977_512.jpg and rack the Hee Haw girls. :) Regardless of whether your like hillbilly or corn music, these 2 were / still are 2 of the best pickers in country / bluegrass music. Buck picked acoustial guitar country / bluegrass style as good a...

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Buck Owens has assumed room temperature at the age of 77. Anybody have him in the pool?

lib hayta attacks for using limbaugh lingo in 3...2...1....

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You bet they gave the intel. It read like this... YOU'RE FUCKED! right. once the americans get over there to clusterfuck it all to hell, whatever semblance of order there was is over. saddam and his sons were mad men. they deserved to be destroyed. they were not the 'pre emptive strike before they ...

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risa, If you just give someone money, with no stipulation, I agree, you haven't the right to demand how they spend it. But, how in the hell can you not agree that if someone decides, I want to help these folks by giving them money to do (fill in the blank), then the giving person can damn well expec...

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if the steel merely softened, instead of melting, wouldn't that just mean the building would bend? a building like that has all kinds of supports built into it, right? how does steel bending suddenly equal the complete and utter collapse that occured with both Towers and Building 7? crumbling inwar...

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BTW, IB, a few pages, well, actually, many pages, you seemed amazed at the fact that the last building hit collapsed first. Did you happen to notice that the dude driving plane #2 parked his ride 10 or 20 stories lower than #1. Therefore the amount of weight the weaked section had to support was mu...

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In Nashville, fat Mo's is king. It is a local chain. Awesome gigantic burgers. Get it with the grilled onions, mushrooms and jalapenoes. Don't go there wearing nice clothes that are hard to clean. You will make a mess.

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There are times that I think the last 15 years woulda been more fun single or married to somone who is not as much as a prude pain in the ass bitch as the OL can be. But then I look around at others who have been through fukking horror story relationships and realize that I got it pretty fukkin' goo...

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Pretty clever getting hitched on one's bday. It would have been more clever if you had tied the knot on her B-day. Congrats anyway, and many more. Yeah, it would have. But, her birthday falls at the wrong time. We already had a sept date set when we discovered that she would have been about 8 1/2 m...

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No. Ruthhhhths Chrisssshhh it good. Not red lobster/olive garden chain mediocrity. But, it is dayum pricey. I am sure a place like KC has a bazillion local steak houses that are of comparable quality for less jack.

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Chris is the man to beat. He had the balls to pull off I walk the line, but, did it completely different from Cash...and it actually worked. He will have a huge career. Others that will be there to the end are Mandisa, Elliot and MacPhee. Lisa Tucker could be as well, if she picks the right tunes. H...

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is it real? I can't imagine a politician, even a dago politician pulling that in the open. Politicians are a little more subtle when they fukk us.

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43 years young and happily (mostly) married, 15 years today.

Pretty clever getting hitched on one's bday. Makes it easy to remember the aniversary part. Only bad part is bday and anniversary, 2 good reasons to talk/beg the OL into oral, get rolled into one. Oh well.

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Went there once with the OL on our aniversary about 10 years ago. Good steak, but, wayyyyyyyy overpriced. A baked potatoe by itself should not run 8 dollars.

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I was watching that stupid cunt last night on TV. Booo hoooo. I'm bipolar. I'm a strong christian woman. blahh blahhh blahh. Look bitch, you are just a dumb slut. Plain and simple. You are almost as stupid as the punk 14 year old who hit the sexual lotto, then fukked it all up by running his mouth. ...

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Funny thing is, this week, chicken hawk's performance was actually quite good. What I don't get is Bucky. How the fukk is that no talent hillbilly fukker still there?

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Nish, When are we gonna see some brit rappers or do they already exist. I think a really strong cockney/whigger accent might actually be amusing. It still wouldn't qualify as music, IMO, but it might get a laugh.

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jeesus christ on a popsicle stick!!! TVO, the magnitude of your suckiness is incalculable. Even dungslinger is breaking out the plunger on your abused cahk garage. Next thing you know, even annie will be running you. Wait, never mind, that's a bit of a stretch. BTW, IB, a few pages, well, actually, ...

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haven't any of you fukkers ever seen a cartoon? everybody knows that when the coyote plunges 1000 ft to the desert floor, he makes a hole with a pattern exactly in the shape of his body. a 757 slamming into the side of a reinforced concrete building would do the exact same thing. had a 757 actually ...

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risa, did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe it is possible to be messican and white at the same time? Messican is a nationality, not a race. I'll give you that 99% of the messicans that hop the border are poor ass brown messicans of largely indian decent, but, there are exceptions. my next...

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Rack the hell outta mvscal and smackaholic. Ironically enough, a black couple (supposedly professional, we're talking a 275K house) actually bought a house in our neighborhood. Surprise, surprise, the police have been there twice. I don't know why and I don't want to know why. Yeah, it's so much ea...

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... beat down ... Yea that's what the ghetto needs. More violence. Where do you right wing fuckstains come up with this stuff? All right, dumbfukk. Let's just suppose that you mom is the bus driver. Some three hunnit pounder starts pummelling her. What should happen? Should the beast be asked nicel...

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Yes, we all have a predisposition to fight when danger presents itself (or to run) but I don't think that's what mvscal is saying. We learn to control our tempers (for lack of a better term), or don't, by learning the difference between appropriate and inappropriate behavior as dictated by the situ...

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You know damn well, that they are gonna go after him next. I missed the scientology episode. What did they do with it?

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I'm not in anyway implying that you should agree with me, I don't even know if I'm necessarily taking a position. But what I'm trying to get you to do is to think about these issues more in depth and not to just take thinks from the surface. If that's a reportable offense, then education is dead. I...

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Moving Sale wrote:George Bush: "If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier - just so long I'm the dictator."
December 18, 2000

do ya 'spose that just maybe the shrub was making a funay?

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wtf are you talking about. ROK troops are bad-ass. I saw them on FOX news this morning having a topless snowball fight. as for china wanting to start shit with us, have you been shopping lately? pretty much everything on store shelves in the US is "hecho en chine" why the fukk would they w...

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what really makes you go hmmmmmm, is why congress is playing mob boss by deciding who gets to run what numbers rackets in which neighborhoods. it really is pathetic. if it is OK to operate a casino, every single citizen in the country should have that right. the only consideration should be that ind...

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Democrat but lean towards the middle. If I ran for president my major issues would be censorship in america, giving the power back to the people and education. "giving the power back to the people and education' way to take a brave political stance, there, jess. just what would you do about se...

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Rack the "ground can't cause a fumble" comment. If a ball pops loose as a result of hitting the ground, you fukkin' fumbled. That's the way we called it in the backyard as kids. That's the way it should be. It would simplify things and would have made that fumble hasselback made, an actual...

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The PI and hold calls might technically both be infractions. Problem is, there are degrees of infraction and I think a good referee will use this in consideration when calling the game. Both "infractions" were extremely slight and more importantly, didn't effect the play. The hasselbeck ch...

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When is the NFL going to put a camera on the goal line so they don't have to rely on a shot from an angle to guess if the ball crossed the plane? Did you even watch the game? There was a camera on the goal line. i watched it. the camera was not on the goal line. it was a few yards deep in the endzo...

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Rack Moorese for his classy post, but, ya know what, Seattle did get fucked by the refs. The cheesy holding call that took seattle from 1st and goal on the 2, to damn near mid field was the steak in their heart. And no, I'm not a seachicken fan. I'm a depressed giant fan who was actually happy to se...

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I think Roethlisberger has the lowest QB rating by a winning SB QB , somewhere around 22.5 . Which means he sucked overall . But he made the big plays when it counted . Rack him . The Steelers have something special on thier hands . He didn't make the big play- it was Randel El He made some plays w...

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11. John Elway

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Shoalzie wrote:Keep going guys...I'm going to reach board bitch status in no time.

board bitch? no. board faggot? could be.

attn. cicero. you have been sacked from your position as official board faggot. please drop the keys to the company convertible beetle at HR ASAP. You may keep the hand bag however.

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The media fellatio USC's received these past few seasons has been well earned and well deserved. ND still receives similar treatment from the media and it's been a very long time since they've done anything to deserve it... gotta rack that one. ND's cred inertia kept them in the polls years after t...

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