Rack me you oxygen thieving cumstains.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:32 am

43 years young and happily (mostly) married, 15 years today.

Pretty clever getting hitched on one's bday. Makes it easy to remember the aniversary part. Only bad part is bday and anniversary, 2 good reasons to talk/beg the OL into oral, get rolled into one. Oh well.

pron · Post by **pron** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:35 am

If she's not giving you blowjobs, then you must not be eating her pie right. :wink:

You know what you need to do.

Rack your day.

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:05 am

Nice.

I feel your pain.

happy birthday, anniversary...you best be gettin' some tonight.

Money shot...hey, who knows!!! Shoot one for me.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:08 am

smackaholic wrote:43 years young and happily (mostly) married, 15 years today.

Pretty clever getting hitched on one's bday. Makes it easy to remember the aniversary part. Only bad part is bday and anniversary, 2 good reasons to talk/beg the OL into oral, get rolled into one. Oh well.

Hey, don't 2 orals equal one anal?

Just sayin. ;)

pron · Post by **pron** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:09 am

BSmack wrote:Hey, don't 2 orals equal one anal?

Just sayin. ;)

RACK

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:16 am

smackaholic wrote: Pretty clever getting hitched on one's bday.

It would have been more clever if you had tied the knot on her B-day.

Congrats anyway, and many more.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:25 am

War Wagon wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Pretty clever getting hitched on one's bday.
It would have been more clever if you had tied the knot on her B-day.

Congrats anyway, and many more.

Yeah, it would have. But, her birthday falls at the wrong time. We already had a sept date set when we discovered that she would have been about 8 1/2 months pregnant by then. So, march 23 looked good.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:45 am

<----Ball and chained...Oct. 28th, 1983

...Daughter born Oct. 29th, 1987.

Now that was some seriously fucked up timing, but no complaints.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:25 pm

There are times that I think the last 15 years woulda been more fun single or married to somone who is not as much as a prude pain in the ass bitch as the OL can be. But then I look around at others who have been through fukking horror story relationships and realize that I got it pretty fukkin' good.

Here's to see the glass half full.

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:43 pm

major racks patna!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:01 pm

Eat the pie, and win the prize.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:02 pm

Happy Anniversary, it could be worse. You could be married to your avatar.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:24 pm

RACK your for lasting this long in both life and marriage.

I'd invite you over for a dip in the spa, but I don't allow anybody who I think might pee in it.

Oh, and stop trying to imitate RJ. One of him is bad enough.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:44 pm

smackaholic wrote: Pretty clever getting hitched on one's bday.

Even more clever getting married on Valentine's Day. Rack me.

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:01 am

Racks for stealing my oxygen and Rack The Trolls.......

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:13 pm

mouse wrote:major racks patna!

^^^ that's old school.

T1B

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