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Luther

No trolls, never? Really? I guess you were kidding me when you told me about running that one troll, Casper. Did you forget posting as that over at Honksville? :D Plus you had that other one, but I can't remember the name of it. Something about the past, an old nick, southern sounding name...Mister ...

Luther

BTW: Nice to see HH enlisting the old "troops got spat on" urban legend. Feel free to find just one contemporaneous news account of said spitting by anti-war protesters. Legend? My dad was in the Air Force and when we returned from Yokota AFB, Japan, we landed at Travis AFB, California. I...

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The wife buys water on occasion and I'll drink from the bottles typically if I'm driving in the car or at some event. But at home I'm tappin' the tap. I do like, however, a bottled carbonated water called, Crystal Clear. It comes in liter size and has different flavors, mixed berry, wild cherry, pea...

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Of course. I just kind of fell into the mode of a father figure giving some advice to a son who just shit his pants.

:D

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Absolutely, Smackie. One can hate the politicians, hate the war, or even just hate, but how can one not respect the young men and women who represent all of us by enlisting in the military? The flyover had nothing to do with any endorsement for the war, it had everything to do with honor of a fallen...

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Damn Bri, that was harsh. Surprisingly harsh.

For numerous years I've read LTS TRN2, aka Nick Frisco aka Carol Condit and I always said to myself, "I wonder who the fuck is this guy?"

I found out today.

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C'mon Marty, cough up the dimensions. Are you going to fib a little? hahahaha I'll come clean and admit I've been a rump roast king and maxed out a few years ago at 292. I stood in the shower, looked down and couldn't see my pud. Fuck, how bad is that? hahaha. In three months I had lost thirty and t...

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I'm 15%.

Well, at least the hamburger I buy.

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Rack the Smackster, good travel report.

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I think one if not both helicopters that were used by their respective TV stations were called, "NewsChopper 4" and whatever the other one was might have been the same. If you ask me, whirleybirdies sounds like something Rooster would pilot in San Francisco, Berkeley or maybe even over the...

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If they told me I had 3-6 months to live I would probably turn down treatment anyway. I'd just get them to make me as comfortable as I could and slowly kiss my ass goodbye. I wouldn't want to spend that kind of money for that short a period of time. With my time left I probably would bump up my sate...

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RACK, Mikey. :D Now you know what is going to happen now, don't you? You'll be accused of 'session over him. That once again someone from t1b can't get over the old stuff , even though he's apologized onehundredandsixtytwo times, that you're pathetic, a pussy, a whiner, a person below the 'bode stat...

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Lil Luth used to play club soccer and was on the high school team. Her club team coach was a cross between Nurse Ratched, Leona Helmsley and Bobby Knight. They'd practice on MWF and had the "optional"(yeah optional if you wanted to start) fitness on Saturdays. All they did was do running d...

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Pure Water, Perfect Taste. IMO, both of you are correct. If you are at some company BBQ and you reach into that tub of ice that contains all the beer, soda, ice tea and water bottles and pull out an Aquafina and look at the label, you will see the Aquafina name and the above printing. That label ki...

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Sorry to hear about the loss of your friends, Jay. Many, many times the chopper teams have assisted the police in the apprehension of all types of eluding criminals. They have helped find lost and missing people, injured people, and have provided a public service for all of us in the metro areas reg...

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Do people who post from work, that don't own their own business, are they putting in dishonest work? Does everybody really have that much free time to post? We all have seen the acronyms like, NSFW. Some people are worried about their I.T. people finding out how much time they spend here or at other...

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Headhunter wrote:Well, my boss decides he wants to go at lunch at takes the team. Ok, I'm not turning down a free ticket.

You guys already get all the pizza you want, for petes sake. Chuck E. Cheese's now takes the team out for movies. Nice.

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IndyFrisco wrote:Oh, and what is this term "honest work" mean? Other than criminal activity and lawyers, what is "dishonest work".

Probably someone who makes BBQ sauce while wearing a bib, a white floppy hat and open toed shoes.

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Thanks for swinging by, Jsc. I was reading about your recent medical issues at some other place place and was hoping you'd chime in. I would have wished you well at the other thread but you know how that goes. Did you get paroled or are they going back in to carve around? I'm scheduled for my second...

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I'm not qualified to really answer the question but it just sounds like her school/district may be lacking proper direction. I would like to think that if a kid is diagnosed with some type of learning disorder or mental handicap that his success and or failure in a mainstream program shouldn't fall ...

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The only reason the votes went the way they did, Todd, was because of your past suicidal stories. I'd like to say that if we didn't read anymore of those stories for a year that the voting would be vastly different. But this isn't real life and this board is pretty goofy, so don't expect too much. I...

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Uh oh, my shit could be in the wind if everybody did that.

If I even see TVO, Risa, m2, Dins, WW, Irie or any other psycho pulling into my cul de sac then I will call Mr. Wolf.

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I'm 6-3 245. Wolfman, I'll go with 6-2 240.

Bsmack 6-1 209

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p.s. TVO taller than half the board? What board, the Fantasy Island Forum?

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Japanese Condoms Condoms have a long history in Japan, beginning with the earliest versions which were made from leather (!), tortoise shells (!!) or even horns (!!!)... is this where the expression "are you horny?" came from? Thankfully, condom technology has advanced to the point where ...

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Dins...dragon and fire tat on his right calf Rozy...tribal tat to his left bicep Sudden Sam...Harley symbol on his left shoulder MtLR...his Greek fraternity symbol on his right shoulder Headhunter...left nipple pierced mvscal...tattoo below his belly button that says, "If you can read this the...

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Oh yeah. When the doc turned away from the freezer holding that long wooden q-tip my cudgel tried to head back into its shell, but this tortoise had no shell. My lil guy looked like a slug wearing a tan turtleneck. Hurt like a bitch too. I remember it was around my birthday when this happened. This ...

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I made it into that video for about a minute before I cringed and hit the x. Piercings and Tats have nothing on this new deal. Scars are in, huh? I was at my doc just the other day and he's looking at my old knee replacement scar. I scraped it a few months ago and it just wouldn't heal. Every time I...

Luther

"Degressed" isn't a word, you god-blamed halfwit. What, are you kidding me? I've got her album and it is damn fine. [align=center] http://luther.smugmug.com/photos/177254638-M.jpg A-Risa Franklin R-E-G-R-E-S-S What you want (hooo) baby I got it What you need (hooo) you know I got it (Hooo...

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:D I've noticed since I've returned from the sabbatical that threads sometimes disappear for short periods of time. For instance, last week Bsmack had his thread announcing that his wife is expecting their first child. I wytched the picture of his ultrasound and included E.T. wearing one of Bsmack's...

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[align=center] http://luther.smugmug.com/photos/177080243-L.jpg I KNOW RIS-A I KNOW TODD-D "I know Ris-a, I know Todd-d, Lay y'all body down. We walk in de moonlight, We walk in de cul d sac, We lay y'all body down. We walk in de graveyard, We walk through de graveyard, To lay our body down. We...

Luther

Do
I
Never
Suggest
Daily
Acronyms
Lasting
Eternity?

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Luther

Of course she's been employed. She has the card and she wouldn't leave home or post without it.

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I wonder if Otis is contemplating a RACE forum. I've found myself actually reading other forums now. The cooking forum can make me hungry. Remember those old "Tard" meters I've done over the years? I'm thinking of digging out my mouse, replacing the battery, and sitting down and actually c...

Luther

Melt more, you fat, stupid, short stubbed fuck.

Sin,

Dean Vernon Wormerscal

:D :D

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Luther

Luther, that's fucked up about the choke hold. I hope you never put anyone in it. That still doesn't answer why a cop would be willing to have shit in his squad car, just to humiliate a perp. Well, to be honest, I'm sure it wasn't more than fitty people. You see, it used to be a level of control, a...

Luther

Can someone, anyone, point me to a thread where it doesn't become racial? Maybe it is me but it just seems like everything is going to shit. Oh no, shit is brown, brown must mean Hispanics, or maybe if it was a mahogany brown then it could be an African American. But, if it is really blek, like midn...

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Many moons ago the carotid hold was not only sanctioned, it was a part of training. People started dying, throw in some city lawsuits and poof, it was gone. Don't plead with this group, Risa. We're big boys, but thanks again for the nice thoughts. A few years ago I was asked if I was interested in s...

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Jesus, didn't she just get out of rehab? Who was her counselor there, Darryl Strawberry? What she needs is a nice hug, a ah nice firm carotid hug where she doesn't do the chicken, but performs the brown cluck. Make her shit her pants, make sure the paparazzi is there, and then leave her with extreme...

Luther

Like father, like son.

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Wouldn't surprise me at all, Dins. There is this Chinese Restaurant on McLoughlin, the Dragon Inn. We call it the Drag On Inn. I was bullshitting with a couple of my buddies who work for Oak Grove Sanitary and one guy said he used to do the dumpster pickup for that place. He said everytime he did it...

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