Cue up Cartman singing "In The Ghetto"

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:21 pm

You remember the projects right? It was a time of happiness and innocence, not a time of gang violence and fear.

Right?

Take the Ghetto Bus Tour of Chicago

OK mv, I teed it up for you.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:37 pm

Good grief.

Will she be passing out fried chicken leg tops to the tourists on the bus?

Will she have a cheap boombox at the front of the bus playing recordings of gun shots, drug deals, and a heroin needle going into someone's arm?

Next time I am in that city, I will have to go on that tour. Should be uproarious!

edit: She should get some tall, nappy headed black dude with a ratty fur coat and a hook for a hand and make him drive the tour bus. Have some actual bees buzzing around the bus. THAT would be really excellent.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:43 pm

Invictus wrote:Will she be passing out fried chicken leg tops to the tourists on the bus?

Can't be any worse than the stale muffin tops I was given during my J. Peterman Reality Tour.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:46 pm

^Catches on quickly.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:54 pm

I'm thinking I need to buy a bus.

I would then go to the hood(which there ain't much hood around these parts), and post flyers advertising my tour bus services.

For the low, low price of $19.95, I will take hoodrats on a tour of Lake Oswego, mentioning how much the various lakeside homes are worth. We can drive by the country club, and I'll point out how the rich white yuppies behave in their natural habitiat.

And I can tell them -- "See, these are the people whose tax dollars you're wasting every time you skip school to go bust a cap in a homey."

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:15 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I'm thinking I need to buy a bus.

I would then go to the hood(which there ain't much hood around these parts), and post flyers advertising my tour bus services.

For the low, low price of $19.95, I will take hoodrats on a tour of Lake Oswego, mentioning how much the various lakeside homes are worth. We can drive by the country club, and I'll point out how the rich white yuppies behave in their natural habitiat.

And I can tell them -- "See, these are the people whose tax dollars you're wasting every time you skip school to go bust a cap in a homey."

Hmmm...not a bad venture Dins, howeva me thinks the $19.95 would be a reach for the hoodys, and you just might be doing the yuppers an injustice what with the "Bus tour to yo next theft-fest extravaganza." at their disposal.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:20 pm

Actually, Dins, I'd rather you give me a tour of YOUR Portland: all the dives and hole in the walls where you pick up fatties, girls with hairy pits, legs and assholes, and women with ecoli encrusted lips and then bend them over dumpsters or fence railings.

You could regale myself and others on the tour about your exploits as a true renaissance man/jack of all trades: builder, chef, roughneck, carpenter, fisherman, bicycle enthusiast, butcher, baker, candlestick maker, and hippie to name a few. We would be amazed to hear how you contributed to all that is good about your city.

hardcrow · Post by **hardcrow** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:25 pm

One of customers on the tour buss....let me guess, 60s hippie, acts that he cares and bitches society and how its unfair to minorities, and then goes home to his white suburban fortress and watches Norm Chomsky with a viragraesque hard-on.

War changing the world...

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:47 pm

Why is TVO's father taking a Ghetto Tour? He looks so... sad.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:58 pm

You must wear your safety gear before getting on the bus.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:07 pm

Invictus wrote:Good grief.

Will she be passing out fried chicken leg tops to the tourists on the bus?

Will she have a cheap boombox at the front of the bus playing recordings of gun shots, drug deals, and a heroin needle going into someone's arm?

Next time I am in that city, I will have to go on that tour. Should be uproarious!

edit: She should get some tall, nappy headed black dude with a ratty fur coat and a hook for a hand and make him drive the tour bus. Have some actual bees buzzing around the bus. THAT would be really excellent.

They can have like a Walmart kind of greeter for when they get ont he bus.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:14 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Why is TVO's father taking a Ghetto Tour? He looks so... sad.

Nice. But how do you know it isn't TVO himself on vacation?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:32 pm

My bad... it appears TVO is indeed sitting on his father's right.

SLO Family Vacation.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:43 pm

Like father, like son.

Rip City

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:03 pm

TVO will not be happy when he sees that pic.

Which means we have his name narrowed down to one of the other 6.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:52 pm

Dinsdale wrote: For the low, low price of $19.95, I will take hoodrats on a tour of Lake Oswego, mentioning how much the various lakeside homes are worth. We can drive by the country club, and I'll point out how the rich white yuppies behave in their natural habitiat.

You wouldn't make it past Country Club Drive and A Street before the local cops jacked that bus up, and found a warrant or two, some chronic in a couple of pockets, maybe a gun or two, and it would be the lead story for the idiot news anchors about a huge bust of gangstas in Lake Oswego ....."Lake Nonegro" rememer that Dins ??

A fucking black man under 6 foot 5 inches tall is going to jail in that town.