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First, consider:
Moving Sale wrote:I’m actually taller than the normal American Male my age.
Moving Sale wrote:I know how tall I am. I am taller than over half the board.
Moving Sale wrote:I’ve made it quite clear I’m not 4 10.
Some of you have seen TVO. Are any of those quips accurate?

So, let's try and determine what "taller than over half the board" can possibly mean. Post your height and weight - and offer a guess for another poster.

me: 6'2", 200lbs.
Luther: 5'10", 215lbs.

And also - I'll enter for scritti: 6'10", 450lbs
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KFC Paul

5’10” 390lbs
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Wags

6'5, 135lbs soaking wet
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PSUFAN wrote:First, consider:

Some of you have seen TVO. Are any of those quips accurate?
Moving Sale wrote:I’m actually taller than the normal American Male my age.
NO
Moving Sale wrote:I know how tall I am. I am taller than over half the board.
NO
Moving Sale wrote:I’ve made it quite clear I’m not 4 10.
YES, 5'6" is taller than 4'10"
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

6'3" 210

Zyclone - 3'8" 75 lbs. 85 lbs when he's carrying his money clip.
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me: 6'5" 215

Ken: 5'0" 120
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RACK MGO



Me 6'2" 210 (Yes, RTS, you weigh less than me, therefore I am fatter than you)


Dins 6'5" 135
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3'8"
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Seems like an appropriate time for a reset.

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mvscal wrote:Risa

5'4" 250lbs
Sure, take the easy one.

Me, 5'11" and down to 190 lbs from an all-time high of 205 in December/January.

My guess:

well, I'm not guessing anybody's weight but I have a hunch that when mvscal posted his guess on Risa he was just trying to be polite.
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I'm 6-3 245. Wolfman, I'll go with 6-2 240.

Bsmack 6-1 209

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p.s. TVO taller than half the board? What board, the Fantasy Island Forum?

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HAHA you ol' coot.

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Rack Luther. Again.

But BSmack is a certified FLF.

5’ 7” 235 lbs.
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Rack Luth.

I'm 6' 4", 190.
p.s. TVO taller than half the board? What board, the Fantasy Island Forum?
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6'3" 275 (I avoid the scales lately)

I'm trying to remember Charger Mike---
5'10" 180 (??)

rack the Lab Rat for staying slim---
don't tell me you were thinner in your colege days !
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Mike the Lab Rat wrote: I'm 6' 4", 190.
Dang, you is skinnier than me.

6' 3" - 195

Soaking wet.

For most of you lying fucks, I'm subtracting two inches and adding 20 pounds.

Goobs, 5' 8" 190
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Wolfman wrote:rack the Lab Rat for staying slim---
don't tell me you were thinner in your college days !
I actually was thinner in college, even though I could eat 30 wings in a sitting, along with a few slices, and I drank like a fish.

Turning 30 slowed my metabolism. It went downhill from there.

Hit 220 about two years ago and felt like crap. Wife and I decided to clean up our acts and get healthy. Changed what we ate and started exercising. Had a full physical earlier this year and the doc said I was in better shape than I was back in college. My wife is down to her college weight. I'm enjoying that also. A lot.

I still drink, of course, but I've traded beer for Glenlivet.
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Mike the Lab Rat wrote:I still drink, of course, but I've traded beer for Glenlivet.
"Single malted Glen.. any Glen"

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Goober McTuber wrote:KFC Paul

5’10” 390lbs
Except right after dinner when he's 5'8" and 420 lbs.


Me? 6'2", 210. Been that way for quite a while.
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I've seen Pauls pic. I reckon he goes 6' 4" 295 or thereabouts... and would crush both Goobs and Bushy's head together like over ripe cantalopes should he ever be given the opportunity.
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War Wagon wrote:I've seen Pauls pic. I reckon he goes 6' 4" 295 or thereabouts... and would crush both Goobs and Bushy's head together like over ripe cantalopes
Only at feeding time, no doubt.
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Post by Dog »

Cinderella Undercover

5'4

Ummm, 135 lbs.....carries it well, mostly in her chest.
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Dog wrote:Cinderella Undercover

5'4

Ummm, 135 lbs.....carries it well, mostly in her chest.
Why do you constantly NEED her approval?
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Atomic Punk wrote:
Dog wrote:Cinderella Undercover

5'4

Ummm, 135 lbs.....carries it well, mostly in her chest.
Why do you constantly NEED her approval?
Cuz she's hot?

Why are you asking dumb questions. You're a *(presumably straight?)
dude. How many women have you done the exact same thing to,
to better get a sniff of the panties?
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STFU chunky monkey! Get off this board bitch! Last I reply to your fat black bitch ass. Fucking psycho piece of shit that fucks EVERY thread in the ass.

Fuck off!
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6'0" & 185
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Atomic Punk wrote:
Dog wrote:Cinderella Undercover

5'4

Ummm, 135 lbs.....carries it well, mostly in her chest.
Why do you constantly NEED her approval?

I need her approval? Don't know exactly what you're on or where you got that from.

I'm probably the only one here who has ever MET here. So, since this thread was about guessing somebody else's height and weight, I went with the person who would be easiest for me to guess. That was my strategy.

Now that we're gettin all personal and shit, why you such an ass?
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Dog wrote: I'm probably the only one here who has ever MET here.
We're going to need pics as proof and such.
Now that we're gettin all personal and shit, why you such an ass?
AP is a certified Board Bitch idiot. That fact has been established time after time. It's rather amusing watching him try to drop in here like he's all about something. Wait until December and see what silly reindeer games get played.
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War Wagon wrote:
Dog wrote: I'm probably the only one here who has ever MET here.
We're going to need pics as proof and such.
Now that we're gettin all personal and shit, why you such an ass?
AP is a certified Board Bitch idiot. That fact has been established time after time. It's rather amusing watching him try to drop in here like he's all about something. Wait until December and see what silly reindeer games get played.
Oh, I got pics. Even some really good ones.

But, if you don't believe me, ask her. I know her better than probably anybody here and I fight with her more than my sister. She can be a real bitch if you're on her bad side, which is why I ain't posting anything.

However, I could email them I s'pose :idea:
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me and my oldest Grandson
no--the swings did not collapse !!
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Nice tits
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Nice tits
The old man's aren't that bad either.
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Where's that picture of Staple and I in the Grand Tetons? Or the one Doggfather wytched on a My Giant movie poster?

I'm 5'10" and 170lbs
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Wolfman wrote: me and my oldest Grandson
no--the swings did not collapse !!
Ugh... get your ass off that swing and start working on that lunar landscape.

Do they not know how to grow grass in Florida?

I didn't need to see that pic, btw.

You're grandson looks retarded, and you... well, I didn't need to see that pic.
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War Wagon wrote:
Wolfman wrote: me and my oldest Grandson
no--the swings did not collapse !!
Ugh... get your ass off that swing and start working on that lunar landscape.

Do they not know how to grow grass in Florida?

I didn't need to see that pic, btw.

You're grandson looks retarded, and you... well, I didn't need to see that pic.
:? Why would there be grass beneath a swing? It means that there are children
in the vicinity, the children are allowed to play, and that the children are
important in this yard's home.

Grandbaby doesn't look retarded, he looks happy. He's lucky to have
a grandfather who is there to be there for him, and healthy enough
to be there for him.


Wolf, you're younger than I assumed you were :lol:
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Risa wrote: Why would there be grass beneath a swing?
That reminds me of a joke.

Why don't women have hair on their chests? Because you can't grow grass in a playground.


No need to post any pictures of your charred grass jungle chest, Risa.
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Wolfman wrote:Image

me and my oldest Grandson
So much you two can share, when you're both in the same grade.

I'll bet the desks and the shitters are a real bitch for you wolf, but nappers has to be the bomb.
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Myself: About 5'9" 220. Maybe a few too many pieces of cheescake.

Other person: I have no idea.
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Do they not know how to grow grass in Florida?
My guess is that the pic was taken in CNY.
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