Lindsay Lohan deserves to be in jail

[Risa]

So much beauty .... so wasted. The girl was in a car chase in her Denali versus somebody else's Escalade. If it really was her on-again/off-again lover Samantha Ronson.... well, damn. But who knows.

Grab the ointment kids, it looks like it's going to be a Firecrotch Tuesday!

As I wrote like an hour ago, Blohan was busted for driving under the influence again this morning in Santa Monica. TMZ is now reporting cocaine was found in the pockets of her pants. Her blood alcohol level was apparently between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit.

She was also busted with driving under a suspended license. Her bail was set at $25,000 and she's still under custody.

All I want is one thing: MUG SHOT! MUG SHOT! MUG SHOT!

Actually, just keep that bitch in there. She's a fucking danger to society!

That's kinda old news since she was just bailed out like 30 minutes ago.

She fucked up. Her driving drunk negates how beautiful she is.
She needs to be in jail doing some Lil Kim time.


Please people, don't drive drunk. She's lucky she didn't kill anyone.
And y'all will be lucky y'all don't kill anyone either.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

So much beauty .... so wasted.

Yes. What a shame that we might be denied the opportunity to prostrate ourselves before celebrity hype.



I wish it was Sept. 12th 2001 all over again, when nobody gave a shit about petulant movie "stars" and
talentless, puffed-up PR machine creations.

[Mikey]

She was chasing the mother of her personal assistant, who had just quit earlier in the day. The mother called police because she felt she was in danger.

[Quad McWheels]

She needs to learn a lesson.

Being forced to live with all the blacks in jail is pretty severe.

[Risa]

Martyred... yeah. But I'd also prefer 9/11 never happened in the first place.

And drunk driving/driving while under the influence of drugs isn't mere celebrity
watching. She could have killed someone. This isn't something stupid like



Eva Longorria and Tony Parker trying to eat. SHE COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE.
She could have killed herself. She's a danger to herself and to others around her.
She doesn't need rehab. She needs jail. She's surrounded by bad influences,
and bad people. Her story is repeated in lots of less famous ways every day. I mean,
how many lesser known people have folks like Caleb Best in their lives, who
intentionally sabotage their chances at being sober by acting like this?

UK's The Daily Star is reporting that Calum Best has dumped Lindsay Lohan, because she's "boring" now that she's sober. Sources say that Calum tried to make it work when she got out of rehab, but that he loves to party.

"Calum called Lindsay on Friday (20Jul07) and said that he was finding her post-rehab existence dull and that he didn't want to give up partying."

That was after this, last Wednesday:

"A source said, “She uses ‘whippits,’ the tubes that you buy that contain nitrous oxide.
She mixes that with the cold medicine Coricidin. Together they get you really wasted.
At first, the counselors couldn’t figure out how she was getting high, but then they found
the cold medicine and whippit containers under Lindsay’s bed. Lindsay admitted to using
the stuff in group counseling meetings and said she was sorry.” She apparently got the
stuff from a dude that was on out-patient treatment. Promises doesn't check patients when they come in and out, so the dude was carrying boxes in of the stuff.

Star also reports that she drank up a storm at her Birthday party in Malibu and was caught
again when she returned to rehab. Lindsay was also a complete wreck in rehab and
accused someone of stealing her Rolex when she was wearing it the whole time.

So...basically nothing has changed. Damn, I think I gave the girl 6 months. It looks like she's not lasting 6 days! Whippits sounds like a damn drug invented by bored suburban
kids. This bitch is nuts. She's going to start drinking paint thinner and shit soon."

I know that people are responsible for their own lives; but damn, when somebody
is trying to change sometimes the people around them should also take a little
responsibility. Is it asking too much to be supportive of someone trying to get
their act together, instead of sabotaging them? And now, Lindsay's got fucking coke
in her pockets. AGAIN. What will it take to keep people from helping her destroy
herself and her career, just because they like watching her self-destruct?

She was chasing the mother of her personal assistant, who had just quit earlier in the day. The mother called police because she felt she was in danger.

Hi, Mikey. Is it official now, whether or not the ankle monitor was indeed a fake
that she's been wearing this entire time? And why chase the mother of her personal
assistant? Coke rage? an argument beforehand? The mother was right to call police;
but the police should have been called in a long time ago. Why was it only necessary
to call the police when the mother felt her own life in danger?

Lindsay is dangerous. She's killing herself. I don't know what can be done for her.
I mourn for this little girl:

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/ ... 613033.jpg

she's dead.

[Risa]

She needs to learn a lesson.

Being forced to live with all the blacks in jail is pretty severe.

Which coward poster is this?

[PSUFAN]

This thread deserves to be in TROTS.

[Goober McTuber]

She needs to learn a lesson.

Being forced to live with all the blacks in jail is pretty severe.

Which coward poster is this?

His name is Quad McWheels. Coward? Pretty courageous to be facing life in that chair with a smile on his face.

[MuchoBulls]

She should serve a good deal of jail time, but she more than likely won't and then she'll be out doing the same shit all over again.

[Goober McTuber]

This thread deserves to be in TROTS.

No shit. What's the hold up?

[PSUFAN]

She needs to learn a lesson.

Being forced to live with all the blacks in jail is pretty severe.

Which coward poster is this?

Think of it from his perspective for a moment, IF you can.

I think I remember that Quad did some time for a DUI. I wonder if the blacks in jail were gentle on him? Did they receive him, open-armed, as a brother?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I mourn for this little girl:

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/ ... 613033.jpg

she's dead.

We will pray for her.



Sin,
Quadriplegeon and Jerricurlniqua

[Risa]

She should serve a good deal of jail time, but she more than likely won't and then she'll be out doing the same shit all over again.

She should have served a good deal of jail time the first time she crashed
with Samantha, and they found coke in the car.

Can the denial of bail be used for folks who continually repeat their actions,
or is denial only reserved for folks who pose a flight risk? They shouldn't
have allowed her to be bailed out. She needs to be scared straight. Even
Shirley MacLaine is sick of her shit. I don't understand why they don't
Robert Downey Jr. her for her own good, so that she comes out better; why
do so many appear to want her to self-destruct?

What is it going to take?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Annie, think of the internet and its vast literary depositories you can insert this sort of tripe. That being the case, why post this garbage here? At a board where 99% of its members simply don't give a fuck? If you were anything other than a trolling, baiting piece of shit, you'd realize this, and post this filth where people might actually appreciate it, and engage with you in honest discussion.

This isn't fucking Entertainment Tonight. Nobody gives a fuck about this whore or any other worthless Hollywood "celebrity." Get this shit out of here.

[Luther]

Jesus, didn't she just get out of rehab? Who was her counselor there, Darryl Strawberry? What she needs is a nice hug, a ah nice firm carotid hug where she doesn't do the chicken, but performs the brown cluck. Make her shit her pants, make sure the paparazzi is there, and then leave her with extreme prejudice.

The only thing decent on her anymore are her tits and her eyes. Actually, all we need to salvage is her eyes. Killer eyes. But we can let her tits go. I figure if we have to we can just use jtr's tits. If someone needs a jack pic of Lohan then I'll just wytch Jess' tits on someone else and add her eyes later.

Rip City

[Mike the Lab Rat]

Just have Lindsay play with the toy ball that choked Oprah's dog.

Hopefully, you'll get the same result.

[Dinsdale]

Lindsay admitted to using
the stuff in group counseling meetings

Sounds like my kind of group counseling.

Shit sounds infinitely more tolerable after a few whippets.

[PSUFAN]

I pray for Ganglius and Peturbata, the doomed outer Labia of Ms. Lohan that paparazzi have aquainted us with. They face a long trial, and their descent into the floorboards will be marked by the guardians of our culture.

[Risa]

Jesus, didn't she just get out of rehab? Who was her counselor there, Darryl Strawberry? What she needs is a nice hug, a ah nice firm carotid hug where she doesn't do the chicken, but performs the brown cluck.

So Darryl Gates wasn't bullshitting when he was talking about cops performing
that move (leaving out the other stuff about anatomy and killing)? What would
be the purpose of making a perp shit their pants? Now you've got shit in the
back of your squad car, and someone who is now not just annoyed at you but
actively hates you. Or are y'all just taught it, in order not to do it (officially)?

Her tits are store-bought, but her eyes are nice. She could have been one
of the great beauties. Instead, she's got folks glossing her 'Cokeahontas' and
'Blohan' and 'LiHo'. She could have even grown as an actress, taken the Jodie
Foster Oscar route or the Drew Barrymore 'I do my own producing' route. I
don't think anyone wants her to succeed, though. When you fuck up this many
times, and people are still around you -- you're having help falling down.

She's a lost cause.

But the rest of y'all, please don't drive drunk. Don't help other people become
drunk on the road, either. Just don't become drunk, alright?

Pray for her, you racist hypocrite.

No, you didn't. Ronaldo McDonald doesn't have jackshit to say about the
Redheaded White Girl, or how Firecrotches should be sterilized and then
wiped off the face of the earth? :roll: Figures.

[PSUFAN]

I pray for Squim and Pakk, the doomed scabies larvae who soon will undoubtedly gorge themselves to DEATH betwixt Risa's moistly undulating flabsteaks.

[Goober McTuber]

She could have even grown as an actress, taken the Jodie
Foster Oscar route or the Drew Barrymore 'I do my own producing' route.

Just so you know, you tedious cunt, Drew Barrymore pretty much did what Lohan is doing now, and she started at a much younger age.

[Dinsdale]

What she needs is a nice hug, a ah nice firm carotid hug

Don't choke 'em -- smoke 'em.


BTW -- No one will get that but Luth and maybe Derron, since that's old-school Rip City stuff... but it's funny.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Just don't become drunk, alright?

Sorry ho, all bets are off.

-mvscal

[Dinsdale]

Just don't become drunk, alright?

Oh great. NOW you tell us.


Sin,
80% of this board

[PSUFAN]

Just don't become drunk, alright?

Tell it to the unlucky dude who harvests your Flabby Crescent...although he'll probably just laugh at you in mirthful disbelief.

[DallasFanatic]

Wow, that is one rough looking broad.

[Dinsdale]

Ronaldo McDonald

Credit where it's due -- one of Risa's better blasts in a long time.

[RumpleForeskin]

Fucking delete this abortion.

I don't want to read about anymore Hollywood skanks wrecking their cars into trees and checking in and out of rehab anymore.

Fuck that cunt. She won't make it to her 22nd birthday. We're better off without people like her.

[Risa]

No, you didn't. Ronaldo McDonald doesn't have jackshit to say about the
Redheaded White Girl, or how Firecrotches should be sterilized and then
wiped off the face of the earth? :roll: Figures.

I've made my solution to second offense DUI perps abundantly clear. Anyone convicted of a second DUI should have their arms and legs surgically removed.

Big deal. Where's the overriding hatred towards Redheaded White Girls? Where's
the seething fury towards the 'obvious' genetic instability of Redheads continuing to
ruin the gene pool? Where's the slavering spit-take demanding all Redheads be sliced
opened, salted, burned alive for being Redheads?

Where's the fire, Ginger?

No hate for white folks and/or redheads proving, yet again, why they deserve
to be exterminated? Why slow down now?




DallasFanatic, you're insane. She's not wearing any makeup, and it's a mug shot.
She's hot. You work with the palette. This goes up there with Tawny Kitaen after
she beat up what's his face. It's way better than Yasmine Bleeth's.

And PSU, flabby crescent? :? nevermind, I don't wanna know how you think.

[Luther]

Many moons ago the carotid hold was not only sanctioned, it was a part of training. People started dying, throw in some city lawsuits and poof, it was gone.

Don't plead with this group, Risa. We're big boys, but thanks again for the nice thoughts. A few years ago I was asked if I was interested in submitting photographic work of celebs around the Portland area with the local rag. Kind of a non paying gig unless the picture was used. Uh Huh...Luther the Paparazzi? I laughed and just walked on.

We don't really have any stars up here that anybody would be interested in. Maybe Greg Oden, Phil Knight, or Paul Allen if he's dropped down for business. If Lindsey Lohan lived here she'd probably end up like a Courtney Love of a few years ago. She'd be nightclubbing it downtown by Vasaline Alley, buying heroin, coke and meth. Eventually she'd end up doing table dances at the Viewpoint topless joint.

I might be able to get a pic of her and Dins together, but I'm sure Dins would want me to add that black bar across his eyes. Dins is cool, but I'd do it for him, no problemo.

Rip City

[Luther]

Can someone, anyone, point me to a thread where it doesn't become racial?

Maybe it is me but it just seems like everything is going to shit. Oh no, shit is brown, brown must mean Hispanics, or maybe if it was a mahogany brown then it could be an African American. But, if it is really blek, like midnight black then maybe we are talking Congo black. Red hair, are we talking now about a step child with red hair, or are we talking about those Irish speaking thugs who quaff way too many beers, blow things up and or drive drunk? Is that guy Ty Pennington on Extreme Makeover Home Edition a nappy headed white guy? OMG, call Al.

Fuck

Rip City

[Smackie Chan]

Oh no, shit is brown, brown must mean Hispanics, or maybe if it was a mahogany brown then it could be an African American. But, if it is really blek, like midnight black then maybe we are talking Congo black.

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

[Dinsdale]

Luther the Paparazzi?

You could like follow me around, and make a mint.

We don't really have any stars up here that anybody would be interested in.

Only decent mugshot I can think of in recent moons --





Most of the other "local celebs"(Luth is too old to realize that every indie po psuedo-star in the country lives here now, and he could wow the dorks in the music forum with papparazzi pics there*) seem to have the sense to take a cab and are a little smarter about stashing the drugs.


* -- For the Dandy Warhols fans, if I had a scanner that worked these days, I found some sweet old yearbook pics of Courtney Taylor. I might have to spam up the internet with them one of these days.

[Smackie Chan]

Where's the overriding hatred towards Redheaded White Girls? Where's
the seething fury towards the 'obvious' genetic instability of Redheads continuing to
ruin the gene pool? Where's the slavering spit-take demanding all Redheads be sliced
opened, salted, burned alive for being Redheads?

Where's the fire, Ginger?

No hate for white folks and/or redheads proving, yet again, why they deserve
to be exterminated? Why slow down now?

It's called resource management, and there really are no right or wrong answers. Hatred, like everything else, is only available in finite quantities, and must be rationed in order to provide the most bang for the buck. You can spread it out evenly across a wide range of groups, thereby minimizing its impact on any one group, or concentrate its power on a few select groups and inflict greater damage to them, while completely sparing others that may be equally as deserving in the eyes of some. But again, there are no right or wrong approaches, since use of the resource is personal and subjective in nature. In this case, "Ginger" has opted to focus his on nogs, muzzies, repeat DUI offenders, and liberals. This is perfectly acceptable - remember, no wrong answers. Economics 101 out front shoulda told you.

[Dinsdale]

people with more than 10 items in the express check out.

It's the White Man's fault that nogs can't count.

[Smackie Chan]

Germans

This one is somewhat surprising, since your views seem to be in line with those of the Third Reich. What's your beef with the krauts?

[Mike the Lab Rat]

Germans

"What ever you do...don't mention the war!

[DallasFanatic]

DallasFanatic, you're insane. She's not wearing any makeup, and it's a mug shot.

Come on now Risa. There is NO arguing that she looks fucking horrible. I don't give a shit what she looks like with a gallon of bondo on. She's not beautiful and the above picture shows us men what it would look like to wake up to her. Freakin scary.

[Dinsdale]

what it would look like to wake up to her.

Wake up with her?

Huh?


Bro, we need to talk.

[Smackie Chan]

This one is somewhat surprising, since your views seem to be in line with those of the Third Reich.

They are not in any way shape or form.

Hitler's Germany favored a final solution to the Jewish problem, while you favor a final solution to the nog and muzzie problems. Same shit, different shovel. Also, the viewpoint that there are inferior races or groups (with which I don't necessarily disagree) implies that there are those who are superior (either genetically or culturally). The Germans had the Aryans. Who's your superior group? Besides those with less than ten items in the express line.

On a final note, which nationality has killed more Americans than the Germans have?

So you're a nationalist. Hate to break it to you, but you're more like the krauts than you'd like to think.