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by Mace
Tue Aug 19, 2014 11:48 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Predictions
Replies: 69
Views: 4999

Re: Predictions

Iowa will be 10-0 when the Badgers come to Iowa City on November 22 to hand the Hawkeyes their first loss, but the Hawks bounce back to make black Friday even darker for Bo Pelini, and head to the CCG where they lose to Sparty.
by Mace
Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stephen Colbert?
Replies: 64
Views: 2412

Re: Stephen Colbert?

I've never seen Colbert outside of his Comedy Central show but have an appreciation for his satirical humor and am anxious to see him in his new role. He won't be everyone's cup of tea and I am not surprised that those on the religious right have no appreciation for his humor.
by Mace
Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:00 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2014 Off Season Thread
Replies: 42
Views: 5453

Re: 2014 Off Season Thread

According to ESPN.com, the Bears are among the NFL teams that have fared the best during the first two-plus weeks of free agen In an article accessible to ESPN Insiders, Mike Sando gives the Bears a "B " for the moves they've made. The only team with a better grade is the Tampa Bay Buccane...
by Mace
Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:31 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Where Are the Mizzou Fans?
Replies: 20
Views: 3368

Re: Where Are the Mizzou Fans?

I agree that Hoiberg has a leg up coaching in Ames but he brought in a bunch of transfers and outcasts in his first year and they were playing much as you describe the Mizzou team. Fred molded them into a team playing team basketball and it has continued every season so far. Granted, Hoiberg probabl...
by Mace
Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:28 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Where Are the Mizzou Fans?
Replies: 20
Views: 3368

Re: Where Are the Mizzou Fans?

I'm not very familiar with your coach or team, Truman, but your blame is likely directed at the right person. Fred Hoiberg has taken a similar recruiting strategy at Iowa State by welcoming a host of transfers but has demonstrated the ability to get them to play as a team, so it can be done. There a...
by Mace
Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:17 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Proposed NCAA rule changes...
Replies: 29
Views: 1192

Re: Proposed NCAA rule changes...

Funny you say that, Mace. I was just saying to a coworker that all these kids are supposed to be in the greatest shape of any generation of football players, right? So why do I see kids signaling to get off the field when they catch a pass for 30 yards? You see kids "gassed" after 3 or 4 ...
by Mace
Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:04 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Proposed NCAA rule changes...
Replies: 29
Views: 1192

Re: Proposed NCAA rule changes...

I didnt cry about anything, if a defensive player is gassed then all he needs to do is stay down until the refs stop play and then he can be spelled for a play or two. That is no more outside the rules of the hurry up no huddle offense is. And USC is 1-1 in their last 2 meetings vs oregon 5-5 over ...
by Mace
Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: official weather pussy thread
Replies: 77
Views: 2560

Re: official weather pussy thread

Sudden Sam wrote:This is a farm in Altoona, AL the other day:

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Sam, that looks like my front yard this morning, minus the pond. I'm ready to start golfing and fishing but it looks like I should take up snowboarding instead. :)
by Mace
Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: official weather pussy thread
Replies: 77
Views: 2560

Re: official weather pussy thread

We had a beautiful 47 degree day yesterday that melted some of the snow and today I wake up to another 4" of new snow and getting my 4 wheel drive F-150 stuck in my driveway. Had to get my neighbor to come over in his Chevy Silverado to pull me out of the ditch. Embarrassing. Sounds like a few ...
by Mace
Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:17 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Proposed NCAA rule changes...
Replies: 29
Views: 1192

Re: Proposed NCAA rule changes...

I didn't realize until reading this thread that the play clock started prior to the "ready for play" signal from the referee. I officiated high school football for a good many years and I'm pretty sure that colleges followed basically the same rules. When did the rule change? I assume it's...
by Mace
Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:57 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Texas High School Football realignment
Replies: 36
Views: 1127

Re: Texas High School Football realignment

schmick wrote:NCAA could do the same thing with the 1A programs as well but theyre too busy protecting certain conferences and bowls
That's true, and has always been true, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with California high schools not having a playoff system to crown state champions.
by Mace
Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:03 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Texas High School Football realignment
Replies: 36
Views: 1127

Re: Texas High School Football realignment

good for texas, they were able to work with each other and get something done when the liberals running the schools in California have not A playoff system can be established in any state if determining a true state champion in every class is their goal. There may be a multitude of reasons for why ...
by Mace
Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:00 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: 3rd choice - Steve Alford
Replies: 22
Views: 2298

Re: 3rd choice - Steve Alford

It's no surprise that there are a lot of folks here in Iowa, and now New Mexico, who don't like Alford, including me, but I'm glad that you're happy with him for the time being. I'm confident that his douchebaggery will reveal itself in due time. Right now, I'd like to see an Iowa-UCLA matchup in th...
by Mace
Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) So this "Duck Dynasty" thing... (!) - bad boobjob page 2
Replies: 68
Views: 4688

Re: (!) So this "Duck Dynasty" thing... (!) - bad boobjob pa

It's a "reality" TV show that's scripted, not a Ken Burns' documentary of Duck Commander, so who gives a fuck?
by Mace
Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Michael Sam - gay
Replies: 246
Views: 10086

Re: Michael Sam - gay

Sudden Sam wrote:
Mace wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote: For all you know, I could be married to Michael Sam.
What??? And I didn't get a wedding invite? Damn, and here I thought we were good buddies.
Sorry. We wanted to keep it on the down low.
Okay, Sam, I can accept that so long as you can tell me Nick Saban wasn't on the guest list.
by Mace
Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) So this "Duck Dynasty" thing... (!) - bad boobjob page 2
Replies: 68
Views: 4688

Re: ! So this "Duck Dynasty" thing... !

I do think they've gone a bit overboard on portraying themselves as backwoods rednecks when, in reality, they're wealthy, and getting wealthier, duck hunters from Louisiana, some of whom are well educated, and used to enjoy 18 holes of golf at the local country club. You are being way to kind to th...
by Mace
Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Michael Sam - gay
Replies: 246
Views: 10086

Re: Michael Sam - gay

Sudden Sam wrote: For all you know, I could be married to Michael Sam.
What??? And I didn't get a wedding invite? Damn, and here I thought we were good buddies.
by Mace
Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) So this "Duck Dynasty" thing... (!) - bad boobjob page 2
Replies: 68
Views: 4688

Re: ! So this "Duck Dynasty" thing... !

These guys were in the duck calling business (Duck Commander, I think is what it's called) long before Duck Dynasty, so I'm sure that they were wearing camo for a good many years before going on TV but, yes, the "reality show" is obviously staged, as are all "reality shows," but ...
by Mace
Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Michael Sam - gay
Replies: 246
Views: 10086

Re: Michael Sam - gay

Coming out may indeed hurt his draft status but I suspect that some teams will overlook his sexual orientation if he participates in, and does well, in the combines. I don't know if the NFL is ready for him, or not, but I'm sure that there have been other gay men playing the game who opted to stay i...
by Mace
Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Michael Sam - gay
Replies: 246
Views: 10086

Re: Michael Sam - gay

Sam was/is a very good player and I doubt that he would have been a better player if he was heterosexual. I just heard on the news that his Mizzou teammates knew back in August, and it didn't seem to have any negative effects on the team. So what difference does it make? Props to the kid for having ...
by Mace
Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OSU Player shoves fan after racist comment
Replies: 21
Views: 424

Re: OSU Player shoves fan after racist comment

The fan is clearly an asshole but Smart crossed the line with his reaction. The fan should be banned from attending any future games and Smart is likely facing a suspension, as he should. Players have to ignore that kind of shit and, if he'd done that, the fan would still be a racist asshole but Sma...
by Mace
Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:52 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Texas High School Football realignment
Replies: 36
Views: 1127

Re: Texas High School Football realignment

The system described by LS is very similar, if not identical, to how it's done in Iowa. Districts are realigned every two years, classifications are based on 9-11 projected enrollments for the next two years, and the 8 team districts are mapped out geographically to minimize travel as much as possib...
by Mace
Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: official weather pussy thread
Replies: 77
Views: 2560

Re: official weather pussy thread

It's been a bitterly cold winter in southern Iowa this year but with less than the normal amount of snow. We had a 6" snow on Tuesday/Wednesday with more expected for the weekend, and I'm tired of shoveling the white shit, but at least it hasn't been a wet and heavy snow. I can see that I may h...
by Mace
Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whatever happened to Luther?
Replies: 48
Views: 3620

Re: Whatever happened to Luther?

Yep, I'm done with coaching too, Scott, and would rather spend what years I have left on the golf course than the baseball field. Time for the younger guys to take over. I had a detached retina 5 years ago and, 5 surgeries later, I wouldn't feel comfortable officiating football or baseball, even tho...
by Mace
Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whatever happened to Luther?
Replies: 48
Views: 3620

Re: Whatever happened to Luther?

I haven't heard from Mace in quite a while, which is odd as we used to talk often. If anybody else knows, give us the word. As to Luther, he is fine. Just retired from the boards. I've tried a few times to get him to post a story or two, and he may one day, but don't count on it. He got sick of the...
by Mace
Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alright You Cum-Swilling POSs
Replies: 40
Views: 1177

Re: Alright You Cum-Swilling POSs

Happy 59th, Sam.
by Mace
Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Euthanasia
Replies: 32
Views: 2823

Re: Euthanasia

Sorry for you loss, Scott, and condolences to your wife and family. A morphine overdose in that type of situation would seem an appropriate solution.
by Mace
Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greece PET
Replies: 48
Views: 2974

Re: Greece PET

Great P.E.T., Lefty. You captured some great shots.
by Mace
Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Best Written TV Series of All time....
Replies: 47
Views: 3160

Re: The Best Written TV Series of All time....

Some current shows that I like are Justified and The Americans on FX, and Hell on Wheels on AMC. It's difficult to come up with an "all time" list because of the shear volume of shows but I would have to include All in the Family, Mash , and Cheers . For the old and outdated variety shows,...
by Mace
Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fags in Boy Scouts.
Replies: 156
Views: 7391

Re: Fags in Boy Scouts.

... self affirming bullshit. 90% of Psychiatrists (and 99% of Psychologists) need Psychiatric treatment themselves. Okay, so you have no link to verify your bullshit claim (that's a real shocker) and you were simply pulling numbers out of your ass whenever mvscal took a cigarette break and pulled h...
by Mace
Fri May 31, 2013 3:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fags in Boy Scouts.
Replies: 156
Views: 7391

Re: Fags in Boy Scouts.

Okay, so you have no link to verify your bullshit claim (that's a real shocker) and you were simply pulling numbers out of your ass whenever mvscal took a cigarette break and pulled his dick out (no surprise there either). Since there are no links that provide proof that god exists, he must not exi...
by Mace
Fri May 31, 2013 1:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fags in Boy Scouts.
Replies: 156
Views: 7391

Re: Fags in Boy Scouts.

... self affirming bullshit. 90% of Psychiatrists (and 99% of Psychologists) need Psychiatric treatment themselves. Got a link to that, dumbfuck, or are you just pulling numbers out of your fat ass? If the shoe fits, ram it up your poop chute, dicknose Okay, so you have no link to verify your bulls...
by Mace
Thu May 30, 2013 2:50 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: College Football Schedule 2013... who has balls
Replies: 26
Views: 2103

Re: College Football Schedule 2013... who has balls

So I guess Cal is hoping for, at best, 6-6 season.
by Mace
Thu May 30, 2013 2:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fags in Boy Scouts.
Replies: 156
Views: 7391

Re: Fags in Boy Scouts.

Cuda wrote:
Mace wrote: My link was from the American Psychiatric Association whose study results are
... self affirming bullshit.

90% of Psychiatrists (and 99% of Psychologists) need Psychiatric treatment themselves.
Got a link to that, dumbfuck, or are you just pulling numbers out of your fat ass?
by Mace
Thu May 30, 2013 1:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bob Dole on today's Republican party
Replies: 41
Views: 3842

Re: Bob Dole on today's Republican party

They don't. You do. Labor force participation is at its lowest in 35 years and it is trending downward. http://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS11300000 I'm sorry that you are a colossal idiot who believes in every bit of sunshine blown up your ass. Using your graph that you linked, go back a few more ye...
by Mace
Thu May 30, 2013 12:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bob Dole on today's Republican party
Replies: 41
Views: 3842

Re: Bob Dole on today's Republican party

But I thought "numbers don't lie," you ignorant piece of shit. :lol:
by Mace
Thu May 30, 2013 12:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bob Dole on today's Republican party
Replies: 41
Views: 3842

Re: Bob Dole on today's Republican party

Thanks to Sarah Palin and Paul Ryan. Ohhhh, so that's why you voted for Obluegums in two consecutive elections? I didn't vote for Obama in two consecutive elections, you ignorant cunt. However, with the Dow over 15,000 for the first time in history, the unemployment rate falling, and an improving h...
by Mace
Tue May 28, 2013 10:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fags in Boy Scouts.
Replies: 156
Views: 7391

Re: Fags in Boy Scouts.

The only thing I'm defending, dumbass, is that homosexuals are no more likely to be pedophiles than a hetero, and I posted a legitimate study to validate that point. Mvscal either isn't man enough to admit he linked us to a bullshit "study" stating otherwise or he's stupid enough to actual...
by Mace
Tue May 28, 2013 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bob Dole on today's Republican party
Replies: 41
Views: 3842

Re: Bob Dole on today's Republican party

mvscal wrote:
Mace wrote:
mvscal wrote:Nobody votes for vice president, you stupid asshole.
No, dumbfuck, they don't,
Yeah, I guess you're done here, idiot.
Yeah, that's about the same way your bullshit "studies" are footnoted and validated for their self-affirmed results. :lol:
by Mace
Tue May 28, 2013 9:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fags in Boy Scouts.
Replies: 156
Views: 7391

Re: Fags in Boy Scouts.

mvscal wrote:
Mace wrote:Your link was from the Family Research Council,
Their article was provided with footnotes to the studies referenced in the article.

You remain almost pitifully stupid.
Footnotes makes it a valid study? Okay, if you say so. :roll: