Alright You Cum-Swilling POSs

[smackaholic]

yeah, go fukk yourself.

happy birthday, reb.

[War Wagon]

Got any better ideas for something I shoulda done?

dropped a double dose of Viagara and beat off to your stash of porn... just to prove you still can.

Happy 59th, you atheistic SECBSH.

[Wolfman]

Old ?
Here's a little something for you.

[smackaholic]

wolfie, you trying to lure Van back in here with guitar pron?

hope it works.

[smackaholic]

btw, it's PsOS.

at least you didn't throw in an apostrophe.

[Atomic Punk]

Sam my gift to you is my discouragement of the poster "Van" ever returning here. He's a scroller... like many. Happy happy joy joy birthday buddy!

[smackaholic]

I really do think Sam had his hopes up on some nice lingerie from you AP. But, you prolly don't have anything in his size.

[Atomic Punk]

I really do think Sam had his hopes up on some nice lingerie from you AP. But, you prolly don't have anything in his size.

Let's imagine for a moment that KC Scrote wrote what I did. Can you imagine what gossip and butthurt reactions would happen in Chat? Oh, and your PM box would be full by now.

Why do you call yourself "smackaholic" anyway? The nic doesn't fit the patient.

[Mace]

Happy 59th, Sam.

[Screw_Michigan]

I really do think Sam had his hopes up on some nice lingerie from you AP. But, you prolly don't have anything in his size.

Let's imagine for a moment that KC Scrote wrote what I did. Can you imagine what gossip and butthurt reactions would happen in Chat? Oh, and your PM box would be full by now.

Why do you call yourself "smackaholic" anyway? The nic doesn't fit the patient.

Bwaha, rack Suckaholic.

Keep on melting, little tard.

[Atomic Punk]

Bwaha, rack Suckaholic.

This should be sig material. That's like racking a shit troll that doesn't have the balls to post under "its" real nic.

BTW, Happy Birthday Sam! You aren't that old.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

How come the only things you ever talk about are "tards" and "shit trolls?" Is that really the depth of your intellect?

[Atomic Punk]

How come the only things you ever talk about are "tards" and "shit trolls?" Is that really the depth of your intellect?

Because they are the reason this shit board is dying. You and a few others spam a few TROTS threads to gain attention to this dump. Face it Dwight, go to the Clippers and I'll take Blake in return to make this board right. You condone the use of shit trolls to appease your below 80 IQ. Fucking loser.

[smackaholic]

I really do think Sam had his hopes up on some nice lingerie from you AP. But, you prolly don't have anything in his size.

Let's imagine for a moment that KC Scrote wrote what I did. Can you imagine what gossip and butthurt reactions would happen in Chat? Oh, and your PM box would be full by now.

Why do you call yourself "smackaholic" anyway? The nic doesn't fit the patient.

Oh, it fits. I regularly toss smack around at more or less whatever target is available. But, it's generally light hearted smack meant for a laugh and it is usually based in some sort of truth or established board meme. You, OTOH swing wildly with horribly unfunny shit. Van a scroller? Really? On his worst day he is a better read than you, or me, for that matter, will ever be. So, do the board a favor and you spackle that mirror a little more with grey matter or whatever the fukk is in that melon of yours.

[Screw_Michigan]

How come the only things you ever talk about are "tards" and "shit trolls?" Is that really the depth of your intellect?

Because they are the reason this shit board is dying.

No, they're not. The board is dying because people don't find interest in it anymore to warrant their time. Simply put, people are moving on with their lives.

In fact, a surge of "tards" and "shit trolls" would certainly enliven this board. Now fuck off and go back to being the speed bag your colon is on Friday nights.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Because they are the reason this shit board is dying. You and a few others spam a few TROTS threads to gain attention to this dump. Face it Dwight, go to the Clippers and I'll take Blake in return to make this board right. You condone the use of shit trolls to appease your below 80 IQ. Fucking loser.

I get it, you're obsessed with keys, mods, admins, tards, trolls, shit trolls and who's running those shit trolls. Because that's the kind of stuff non-losers care about apparently.

As always, thanks for the advice as it relates to proper message board management. We all know sound judgement is the sharpest service you're capable of providing. It must feel good to possess some expertise on a subject other than drunken idiocy and abject failure. But, I'd say the fine folks in charge here have things under control.

The board isn't dying. Over the years we've lost some folks and gained some folks, but membership is as steady as it ever was. I run quarterly reports off Google Analytics so I know what I'm talking about.

If you have such a huge issue with "shit trolls" then this would seem the appropriate place for you. There are a few character trolls who pop in once in a blue moon, but that's about it. For the most part, this place is pretty troll-free, especially compared to some of the other offshoot boards, or just message boards in general.

Besides, your definition of a "shit troll" is basically anybody who's ever taken a swipe at you. If we got rid of all those people all we'd have left is El Taco and Bing [Bot], both of whom still have bode over you. So it's time to end the crusade. A guy on the internet rocking a Don Imus avatar called you a faggot? Get over it.

In short, if you don't care for the content here, the posters, or the way this place is run, you can kindly fuck off. Nobody is forcing you to come here.

[Mikey]

Old ?
Here's a little something for you.

This would be more appropriate.

Happy birthday (one day late) Sam!
I'm about 10 months behind you.

[Atomic Punk]

I run quarterly reports off Google Analytics so I know what I'm talking about.

In short, if you don't care for the content here, the posters, or the way this place is run, you can kindly fuck off. Nobody is forcing you to come here.

You sound hurt. I'll back off if you offer Cuda as a sacrifice to jump into an active volcano.

To "smack"aholic, if you say so then it must be true. If a cat ran across your keyboard and somehow hit enter/submit, I guess you can call it light-hearted smack in your mind. Honestly, and I'm being serious, I've never in over 10 years seen anything funny from you other than your yard pics.

I'll bet the people I've met here that I make fun of think I don't like them when that's not true. So MgBl0w, I appreciate you running your quarterly Google reports to tell you that you are insignificant.

[Imus]

You're a goddamn faggot.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'll bet the people I've met here that I make fun of think I don't like them when that's not true.

I'll bet the people you've met here that you "make fun" of don't think about you at all.

[Atomic Punk]

I'll bet the people you've met here that you "make fun" of don't think about you at all.

You would have made your point better using the Imus troll. You really have self-esteem issues MgBl0w.

[Cornhusker]

Happy belated Sam..

[Screw_Michigan]

You really have self-esteem issues MgBl0w.

Oh the irony is overwhelming.

[smackaholic]

You really have self-esteem issues MgBl0w.

Oh the irony is overwhelming.

Dude, this is way past any conceivable definition of the word irony. I don't know what that word might be. Van prolly does. I know you are still lurking out there fukker. PM me that word.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Too bad real life biker chicks look more like this.

[smackaholic]

See lots of pretty 20 year olds on the backs of sports bike. See lots of not quite so pretty, anymore, chicks on harleys.

[Left Seater]

While y'all are talking about bikes, what the hell is the deal with the two fingers pointed towards the ground, wave or acknowledgement thingy, anytime two guys on a bike pass each other on the road?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You would have made your point better using the Imus troll.

I'm not Imus, you taint tonguing shitwagon. Since "outing shit trolls" is one of your great hobbies, seems like you'd get one right occasionally. Even by accident.

[BarFlie]

Glad you made it this far youngn'. My birthday is in a couple weeks and your bday sounded great. My plan is to slip into my comfort zone early and stay there til it's time for bed :)

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Be honest, Barf. That's your plan every night.

[Diego in Seattle]

While y'all are talking about bikes, what the hell is the deal with the two fingers pointed towards the ground, wave or acknowledgement thingy, anytime two guys on a bike pass each other on the road?

Just an acknowledgement of a fellow rider in most cases. In a group of riders the two fingers held out are also used to signal the sweeps/road guards to come forward so that they can block an intersection for the group or procession.

[Dinsdale]

On dirt bikes, it means there's 2 more riders coming down the trail behind you.

[Imus]

If you are AP, it means you are good for two more ass penetrations from the boys.

[BarFlie]

Be honest, Barf. That's your plan every night.

ya, pretty much I guess