official weather pussy thread

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:30 pm

guess I might as well start one because yes indeed, I have become that which I used to scorn. It was inevitable, I suppose, but the older I get, the less I like dealing with winter and all the associated misery thereof.

Everyone knew a heavy snow was coming, so much so that much of KC and surrounds just closed today. I mean, I stayed home from work and it hadn't even started snowing yet. What a puss, I says to myself, knowing hardier souls than I showed up for work this morning.

So, it started snowing heavy about 8 am or so. Not sure exactly what time because I stayed the fuck in bed until 9. I've gone out about every two hours or so since to clean off the porch, the sidewalk, the cars and driveway. Didn't want to wait until tomorrow morning and have to do it all at once. We may wind up with 12" and I'm pretty sure that would kill me.

It's not supposed to stop until after midnight so I'll probably go out a few more times so I can drag my sorry ass into work tomorrow before noon. Of course, anytime we get a heavy snow storm the arctic air rushes in right behind it to double team the anal assault.

Just fucking lovely.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:49 pm

Simply put Wags, snow has got to suck, especially when it keeps happening. Here in the desert it simply doesn't happen. On rare occasions you get a light dusting, but those times are very few and far between. While we get hammered by the heat for about five months, I'll take that over what you guys are experiencing right now.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:58 pm

Slow, steady, very light parade of flakes this morning. Almost tried to stick, but all evidence is gone now...

another "Portland blizzard."

Might actually get enough to cover the ground this weekend. We just shut the city down until it melts in a few hours. But on a weekend, intraneighborhood snowball fights (mushy wet snow is quite a weapon) will rule the day.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:42 pm

A few drops of water actually fell out of the sky this morning on the way in to the office. Enough so I had to swipe the wipers probably two time.

Not much rain but better than nothing.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:09 am

War Wagon wrote:So, it started snowing heavy about 8 am or so.

Same here except it started around 9. The drive home was a fucking horrorshow. I think I might be coming down with something...~cough, cough~

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:32 am

Good day to have 4x4. Gas guzzling Jeep earned its keep today.
Days like this I really wish I had a snow blower. But the other 364 days a year, I am glad I don't have one cluttering up the garage, or the shed.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:34 am

Snow? Reason #1 why I live here. Retired my Sear's Craftsman Drift Buster November 2001.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:52 am

I've always considered people who live where it's snow-covered in winter to be cheating themselves out of life.

Oh well... more room for me.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:50 am

War Wagon wrote:guess I might as well start one because yes indeed, I have become that which I used to scorn. It was inevitable, I suppose, but the older I get, the less I like dealing with winter and all the associated misery thereof.

I've gone out about every two hours or so since to clean off the porch, the sidewalk, the cars and driveway. Didn't want to wait until tomorrow morning and have to do it all at once. We may wind up with 12" and I'm pretty sure that would kill me.

Just fucking lovely.

Wags, all of us are getting older. That said hopefully we are getting smarter as well. In that line of thinking, why park the cars outside? If you don't have a garage, sounds like it is time to invest in one or even a tough shed type structure. Also, about time to get a snow blower or tractor with a plow.

If none of that sounds acceptable, there aren't any HS kids looking to make a few bucks tomorrow morning at 6:00 am? Work smarter, not harder.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:10 am

Great advice, Lefty.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make one more effort tonight to clear the snow so I have less to deal with in the morning.

Still snowing like a bitch here, just seems to be going around in circles right over KC rather than moving on like a polite snow storm should.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:49 am

We're supposed to get 1-3" tonight, might have to get out the new single-stage. Again. I think I've had the 2-stage thrower out once this year.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:08 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Maybe us inbred rednecks ain't as think as you stupid we are.

Prolly a whole lot thinker.

:wink:

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:10 pm

Fukk that. I don't have to shovel cold.

Put me down as an official weather pussy as well. Time to move south.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:40 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Put me down as an official weather pussy as well. Time to move south.
Come on down! I had my realtor find you a couple places to look at:

Wow. A classic example of Southern Reconstruction architecture.
French doors. Adjustable wooden awnings and authentic galvanized roofing.

This place has real promise. Just a few relatively minor touch-ups and you could have yourself a real showpiece.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:00 pm

Wolfman wrote:

Snow? Reason #1 why I live here. Retired my Sear's Craftsman Drift Buster November 2001.

Kinda looking like that today Wolfman.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:18 pm

Getting reports from my kids back in CNY. My small one car garage back there had two modes. Summer for bicycles, patio stuff, and winter for the car. One Sunday I opened that garage door and saw no daylight, drifted right to the top. Took me an hour to clear a shovel wide path to the street so we could get out of the house. Of course, I do not miss it AT ALL.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:21 pm

A whopping 27 and sunny here... fuck that. I want my 50 and raining back.

Supposed to maybe snow this weekend. Weekend snow reduces the entertainment value of seeing commuters wiped out all over the freeway.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:34 pm

Roach wrote:The snow is bearable, it's the cold that I am starting to dislike a lot.

They both suck. A lot.

Made it into work this morning at 6:45 - the worst part of the commute was when I got back home this afternoon. They had plowed a 4 foot tall frozen barricade in front of my driveway. :brad:

I spent 30 back breaking minutes chiseling that away while freezing my ass off.

'sposed to be -10 or so in the morning. Yay!

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:22 am

KC Scott wrote:Get a plow Goobs

Fuck that minor league shit....more like this.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:35 pm

Meanwhile, at an undisclosed location in central New York..............

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:10 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Put me down as an official weather pussy as well. Time to move south.
Come on down! I had my realtor find you a couple places to look at:

Sorry, smack, too easy.

Does it come with the skid steer?

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:32 pm

-2 wind chill on location today.

you havent lived until you've swung an 8lb sledge while being pelted in the face with sleet/snow.

looks like the weekend lets up here in Oklahoma then we get fucked with a big ice dildo monday / tuesday!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:39 pm

Left Seater wrote:
If none of that sounds acceptable, there aren't any HS kids looking to make a few bucks tomorrow morning at 6:00 am? Work smarter, not harder.

are you shitting me......the kids around here have no motivation whatsoever.....they could spend $300-$500 on a used snow blower and make a killing in my neighborhood alone.....no doubt they could pay for it in a month or so, but they've got no ambition......we have there two mexican kids that come around and I give them $20 to clean off the driveway (I've got a big driveway), but they're hit and miss....sometimes come around sometimes don't......I hate shoveling snow almost as bad as I hate the fuckwads that aren't used to driving in it and are either going way too slow (which causes impatience) or way too fast, which causes accidents, more often than not it's out of staters driving four wheel drive vehicles.....four wheel drive won't stop any faster on an icy road than a two wheel drive car, but they can't seem to get that through their heads......

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:49 pm

I'll save everyone a step:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graupel

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:47 pm

KC Scott wrote:If there's one redeeming thing about this mess, it's that MVS is buried under in Omaha

Naw. You guys got hit a lot worse than we did. We got about 4-5 inches on Tuesday. It just hit at a really bad time in the middle of the day during the work week.

Subzero cold kinda sucks, though.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:01 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Put me down as an official weather pussy as well. Time to move south.
Come on down! I had my realtor find you a couple places to look at:

Sorry, smack, too easy.
Thanks but no thanks. If I was to move down there, I'd be looking for a fixer-upper

FTFY

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:04 pm

KC Scott wrote:what a difference a day makes

this was yesterday morning

This is 5 minutes ago

Amazing how what looks like a house becomes a strip mall when the snow melts.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:16 pm

mvscal wrote:
KC Scott wrote:If there's one redeeming thing about this mess, it's that MVS is buried under in Omaha
Naw. You guys got hit a lot worse than we did. We got about 4-5 inches on Tuesday. It just hit at a really bad time in the middle of the day during the work week.

Subzero cold kinda sucks, though.

Where was your winter warfare school? Surely none of this should come as a surprise?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:28 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Where was your winter warfare school? Surely none of this should come as a surprise?

That's just northeast of a town in Northern NY called Watertown. The base is called Fort Drum and they have winters that would make anybody from Missouri break down and cry.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:34 pm

KC Scott wrote:Isn't Socal really just one big strip mall?

My flight got into Ontario about 8 last night and I saw all the socals waiting for the rental car bus in coats

I drove to the hotel with the windows down

My bad.

I thought you were posting before and after pics.

Spend a lot of time in Ontario and you'd prolly think Socal was one big strip mall.

It's not all strip malls, though. Here's a view from the top of a hill in my neighborhood.
Not too many strip malls in sight.

Thought I'd throw this one in as an example of what passes around here for intelligent signage.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:12 pm

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:14 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
mvscal wrote:
KC Scott wrote:If there's one redeeming thing about this mess, it's that MVS is buried under in Omaha
Naw. You guys got hit a lot worse than we did. We got about 4-5 inches on Tuesday. It just hit at a really bad time in the middle of the day during the work week.

Subzero cold kinda sucks, though.

Where was your winter warfare school? Surely none of this should come as a surprise?

Ft. Wainwright in Alaska.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:59 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: Horrific.

Just as horrific as when it made the rounds several years ago.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:06 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote: Horrific.

Just as horrific as when it made the rounds several years ago.

Welcome to Sam's Empire Of The Banal.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:12 pm

It's so cold in the P
It shrunk up my weewee

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:13 pm

Fallbrook?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:19 pm

KC Scott wrote:I saw all the socals waiting for the rental car bus in coats I drove to the hotel with the windows down

no shit....when I was in San Diego, I'm running around in shorts (it was about 65) and I see people wearing coats.....self admitted weather pussies

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:45 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Fallbrook?

Good guess.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:51 pm

Felix wrote:
KC Scott wrote:I saw all the socals waiting for the rental car bus in coats I drove to the hotel with the windows down
no shit....when I was in San Diego, I'm running around in shorts (it was about 65) and I see people wearing coats.....self admitted weather pussies

Funny, I'm usually wearing shorts, at least outdoors in the daytime, until it gets down to 60 or so.

One thing I've noticed about most if not all of the cold weather transplants around here is that while we keep our t-stat in the winter set to 65 night 68 day they always seem to have theirs set at about 78 degrees. Unbearable.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:30 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:

Horrific.

Beats is wack. Flow is wack. Lyrics is wack. Shit, I didn't even think it was possible to be off key in a rap song but they pulled it off.

Yea, saw it back in the day (2009?), it still sucks harder than the Pistons.