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- Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: one of you WILL die on 10/31
- Replies: 46
- Views: 3180
Re: one of you WILL die on 10/31
the list will be revealed at a later date. THE FUCKED 14 R-Jack smackaholic Van Derron BSmack War Wagon PSUFAN Diogenes ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 Jerkovich MadRussian mvscal Smackie Chan Mace I will wrap my fist with barbed wire and pull your colon out and choke you and your other jizz mopping semen sp...
- Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is T1B's smack "too brutal"?
- Replies: 72
- Views: 2081
Re: Is T1B's smack "too brutal"?
PSUFAN wrote:Prime came back after I restored to a previous day.
I bet you wish you could do that to your torn and tattered cockchute, instead of tightening it up with ringworms, you sick fuck.
- Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: meet your ancestor, Ardi
- Replies: 8
- Views: 445
- Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Family Grows
- Replies: 17
- Views: 728
Re: The Family Grows
congrats mang
- Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
- Replies: 22
- Views: 978
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Goober McTuber wrote:I am a gigantic swollen puffy vagina with thick callouses, but its really really hurting. Could you get Dan Vogel to call me and provide sympathy as I cry my eyes out about how just downright mean you guys are./runs sobbing back under moms skirt and starts sucking her clitcock with reckless abandon
- Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I finally got over on Arby's
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2013
Re: I finally got over on Arby's
Nah, she has been working out I understandIndyFrisco wrote:
Rumplewife?
- Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Does That Smack Come With Chicken Soup?
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1476
Re: Does That Smack Come With Chicken Soup?
Sure, Hitler would agree with you--in fact he said basically the same thing in Mein Kampf. And you think the Israelis are smart ? Go fuck yourself with a lava flow, and circumsize jew cocks for their old men for the rest of your miserable semen spatted shit existance, you less than worthless barrel...
- Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bad Joke
- Replies: 1
- Views: 303
Re: Bad Joke
That joke is older than the "Enter here" Tattoo you have above your back pussy
- Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ATTENTION!!!!!!!
- Replies: 45
- Views: 5111
Re: ATTENTION!!!!!!!
guys and women that get really get laid/fucked actually know that men and women both get blood flow to that certain region depending on the stimulation at the time. See what I am doomed to contend with on a daily basis? I'm supposed to be nothing but a simple garment for a plus-size woman to wear f...
- Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Obama Comment About That POS Kanye West
- Replies: 8
- Views: 427
Re: The Obama Comment About That POS Kanye West
RACKKaty wrote:His "jackass" comment might be the only time I agree with Obama on anything.
- Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Thailand PET...
- Replies: 24
- Views: 863
Re: Thailand PET...
Ken wrote:Oh, you're missng out, for sure.88 wrote:Nice PET. Thailand is not on my life list. Your pics are probably as close as I'll ever come to seeing that sordid clambake.
Yup Thailand is an awesome country
- Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
- Replies: 22
- Views: 978
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
What a fucking run and hide skirt tuggin hem hiding BITCH goobles mcfucktard is Waaahhhh I dont like things, I will run and hide Typical spineless touch-ie feel-ie libtarded cock snorkling waste of oxygen. I have flushed things that had more courage and honor that you. Now go run and hide under your...
- Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Two black males hit and killed while fighting in the road
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1019
Re: Two black males hit and killed while fighting in the road
If this would only happen more often....
- Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: More Conservative "Family Values"
- Replies: 35
- Views: 998
Re: More Conservative "Family Values"
The difference here is that the liberals aren't the ones trying to control people's bedrooms based on their "morals" while doing anything they please in their own. Yeah, the libs are just trying to control all other aspects of our lives. Look, I have no problem with individuals who have m...
- Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Massachusetts pandemic response bill
- Replies: 5
- Views: 413
Re: Massachusetts pandemic response bill
RACKJerkovich wrote:FTFYBSmack wrote:I'm thinking mandatory lobotomies for all participants in Onogga's sheeple parade.Mikey wrote:Yes we should all be very afraid. Health care providers may be required to assist in providing voluntary vaccinations.
What's next, compulsory abortions?
- Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:49 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Backpacking PET
- Replies: 25
- Views: 5317
Re: Backpacking PET
Round tripped Eagle Pass to Huckleberry, thru Crabtree on the way out and Spring Meadow on the way back way back when, and up and down Crabtree a few years back. Went with bivys, hiking sandals and fishing gear the second time, forgoing the tradition set up. Dropping 20 lbs from the setup made the ...
- Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:47 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Backpacking PET
- Replies: 25
- Views: 5317
Re: Backpacking PET
5 star PET
RACK it
RACK it
- Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ATTENTION!!!!!!!
- Replies: 45
- Views: 5111
Re: I'm an Attention Whore - Please read this....... Please
How can it be any worse than
The infamous red teddy pic perhaps?
The infamous red teddy pic perhaps?
- Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I was "Call of the Day" on local radio show
- Replies: 55
- Views: 2182
Re: I was "Call of the Day" on local radio show
why would you post you getting owned by a liberal fuckstick? :?
- Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Islam says it's ok to rape him, but not if he enjoys it
- Replies: 22
- Views: 665
Re: Islam says it's ok to rape him, but not if he enjoys it
IndyFrisco wrote:In.Cuda wrote:If it is a male prisoner, then it's acceptable for someone else to watch while the rape is committed."
-Irie Lagos
- Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Spray and I are going to be doing radio for you guys tonight
- Replies: 19
- Views: 711
Re: Spray and I are going to be doing radio for you guys tonight
Dude.PSUFAN wrote:Hmm...we need a Kraftwerk Stunde.
Suck on a weinerschnitzel
- Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hello everyone. I'm not new here
- Replies: 26
- Views: 2376
Re: Hello everyone. I'm not new here
Screw_Michigan wrote:So the mass exodus from tards.net is in full swing. It had to happen eventually.
Still mad because you didn't get a reach-around, I see.
- Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (G) Post the oddest photo you can find (G)
- Replies: 69
- Views: 2943
- Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (G) Post the oddest photo you can find (G)
- Replies: 69
- Views: 2943
- Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (G) Post the oddest photo you can find (G)
- Replies: 69
- Views: 2943
- Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ahahahahahahahaha!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 412
- Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Who says the homeless can't kick ass? (Something for 'Spray)
- Replies: 33
- Views: 858
Re: Who says the homeless can't kick ass? (Something for 'Spray)
Wow fucking incredible
- Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (G) Post the oddest photo you can find (G)
- Replies: 69
- Views: 2943
Re: Post the oddest photo you can find
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/Birdsnestsm.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/ATT00010.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/08-05-07_1212.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/Gore.gif http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorP...
- Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The total absence of liberal angst and outrage...
- Replies: 19
- Views: 585
- Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (G) Post the oddest photo you can find (G)
- Replies: 69
- Views: 2943
Re: Post the oddest photo you can find
I recall reading the story behind tha pic, it was a coyote, and iirc it was hit at about 180
- Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ...making the rounds
- Replies: 35
- Views: 2820
Re: ...making the rounds
Jealousy is ruining your life, condom burping felch hobbitPSUFAN wrote:No one will deserve this more than you, you astonishing moron.MadRussian wrote:We are fucked
- Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ...making the rounds
- Replies: 35
- Views: 2820
Re: ...making the rounds
We are fucked
- Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (G) Post the oddest photo you can find (G)
- Replies: 69
- Views: 2943
- Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (G) Post the oddest photo you can find (G)
- Replies: 69
- Views: 2943
Re: Post the oddest photo you can find
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/ATT00064.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/pinkshirt.jpg classic http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/Shark-Attack.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/yomamma.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a8...
- Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Movie Review - Inglorious Basterds
- Replies: 14
- Views: 768
Re: Movie Review - Inglorious Basterds
Fuck hitler and nazis
- Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 2
- Views: 311
Re: Joke
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?' 'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelos...
- Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 9.58!!!
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1238
Re: 9.58!!!
I wonder how much faster nogs would run if you had a watermelon instead of a rabbit like in dog races
/ponders
/ponders
- Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 6
- Views: 409
Re: Joke
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can st...
- Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Holy Shit - Prevailing Wage
- Replies: 22
- Views: 762
Re: Holy Shit - Prevailing Wage
.m2 wrote:Pssst....
I went bank... before I went bank.
Keep the cash fucking flowing.... I'll set a time and date.
m2 is $
Go get a lava enema
thanks
- Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Gay Wedding PET.
- Replies: 121
- Views: 2374
Re: Gay Wedding PET.
No - actually wishing death on a whole group of people, cunt-drip. Pay attention.... A) That makes it better how? B) Wishing death on many includes you wishing death on one. Why do concepts most people learn in 3rd grade escape you? A) - The world becomes a better place when containers of shit vapo...