Movie Review - Inglorious Basterds

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Movie Review - Inglorious Basterds

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SUKKKS
SUKKKS
SUKKKS



It was so bad that I walked out of the movie half way through it. Of course, I didn't leave until I voiced my opinion of the movie with a loud ......

"SIEG HEIL!"
"HEIL HITLER!"

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"DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES!"


It was unwatchable and unbearable.


Nothing but and Jew and Nigg.er propoganda.....and what jew/nog movie isn't complete without a Protagonist Jew whore falling in love with the negro movie theatre janitor/projection screen operator.



Add Brad Pitt to the people that need to die from ovarian cancer!
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Add Stanley Pikkkle to those who should meet up with a "real life" Bear Jew.

"Louisville Slugger" would look wonderful indented backwards on his forehead.
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Mikey wrote:Add Stanley Pikkkle to those who should meet up with a "real life" Bear Jew.

"Louisville Slugger" would look wonderful indented backwards on his forehead.
I'm not a Jew but I would fuck his shit up anyways.
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Jsc810 wrote:That's the movie where they're trying to kill Hitler?


The thing that sucks is that all of those efforts failed.
Not just Hitler, but Nazis and Pikkkles in general.

And, in the movie it didn't fail. Revisionist history, if you will.
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Sorry....I guess I gave it away.

:oops:

But actually the Hitler thing was sort of a minor consideration in overall story. Just sort of a bonus.
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Jsc810 wrote:That's the movie where they're trying to kill Hitler?


The thing that sucks is that all of those efforts failed.
But at least his own effort was a spectacular success. Now there's something Pickle can look forward to.
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Stanley's new worst nightmare...


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Wow....all the jew and nigg.er lovers liked the movie. What a surprise. :meds:
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mvscal wrote:Didn't see it and won't. QT has made two good movies and then began jerking himself off into his mouth.

He sucks.


I'm a huge QT fan, but this movie is unwatchable. Absolutely horrible.


The only good part in the movie is in the beginning when the germans arrive at a farm house and interrogate the farmer until he reveals the jews hiding under the floorboards. Poor jews.

Anyway, my mom is german and lived in germany during the war and she said it's the jews fault for being killed as Hitler gave them plenty of warnings and time to leave before the exterminations began.

Add "stupid" and "stubborn" to jew money grubbing, hook nose characteristics.
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Fuck hitler and nazis
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Just saw it. Even with the bits and pieces of plot revealed here, it was still one of the best suspense movies I've ever seen. And Quentin gets extra racks for using a Bowie track in a WWII movie.
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Suffice to say, Tarantino is sucking majorly on the collective scrotum of Hollywood, trying to nestle into its good graces with this ludicrous Revenge flick. Brad Pitt is the main problem, though fortunately he's actually only in relatively few scenes. His ridiculous Southern accent is apparently supposed to be comic, and the basic premise of a "Jewish-American" hit squad that gleefully stoops to the barbarity of the Nazis is similarly supposed to be plausible. And we're to accept that this group of ghoulish scalpers is somehow capable of dropping into occupied France and ambushing the stereotypically dumb German soldiers, etc. As usual Tarantino is absurdly self-indulgent with loooong scenes of what he feels is high quality dialogue--though fortunately most of these are in German so we don't have to listen. The evil Nazi henchman provides the only quality acting, the women roles are a joke, and the idea of a strapping black dude running the movie theater where the entire Nazi high command is in attendance is so completely beyond any realm of reality that this whole steaming pile of crap is basically DOA. And the music is particularly painful--really overwrought and self-conscious, though perhaps he sensed this would distract the viewer from the dreadful acting.
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mvscal wrote:Didn't see it and won't. QT has made two good movies and then began jerking himself off into his mouth.

He sucks.

Two?

Reservoir Dogs was good...


Can't think of a second good one. I thought Pulp Fiction pretty much blew choad, and while the Kill Bills were a major upgrade over that incongruous POS, they certainly weren't all that great.
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"And the Oscar for Best Supporing Actor goes to . . . Christoph Waltz! Inglorious Basterds!"

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Amazing performance.
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Saw it last night - really really bad.

Not only did the plot suck, but one thing QT used to be good at was side splitting dialogue - there wasn't any of that either.
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