Is T1B's smack "too brutal"?

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As someone who stops by mainly for a good read you jackass's still bring some solid vitriolic substance. Sure you will never bring tears to my eyes like Moorese's Midget Thread but there's still a good laugh around if you look.

BTW-- Smack 10 years ago was Caddie going on his quest for 1000 posts by Y2K..:)

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PSUFAN wrote:Hey, sounds like you guys are doing your best to work out a really difficult problem. I wish you the best of luck, really.

But now, I need a little advice. I think that I'm going to set fire to Douchebag's junk, and I'm wondering what the best way would be.

After the usual super beatdown, jamming a staple gun up his nose and sending steel into his sinuses, toe-clipping his nipples off and rolling him in salt, etc., I want to really make him suffer. I keep picturing him sprinting away from the Point with his whole junk on fire, and dark acrid smoke billowing up from the blaze.

If Rollins is there, similarly incapacitated, maybe I can force him to spit a mouthful of gasoline onto DB's shriveled unit, and I can drop a match on him. Or, maybe I can dump some lighter fluid into a spray bottle, and spray a mist onto DB's sunken pube thatch, then hit him with a zippo. I'm leaning towards this, I think it would spread the flammable material out nicely, so that the burn will be widespread but not too quick.

I can't WAIT to read the Crew's sad tale about a Friday night when, as usual, DB's draws get yanked down and their mouths begin to drip in anticipation...and they are confronted with a charred, blackened, steaming rounded hump - and thus a SEXLESS Douchebag - a fucking Douche Eunuch - sorta like Dio, but dressed more fashionably, and in more select company.

Frankly, I don't understand all of this hamming on about smack being dead, brutal, bla bla...can't you simpletons see there's WORK to be done? SERIOUS fucking work?
i think you force rollins and dbag to slather one another in napalm then light them off with an acetelyne torch.
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I just forgot my password after buying a new computer. MGO put my password in a Zima bottle and now I'm gold.
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PrimeX wrote:I just forgot my password after buying a new computer. MGO put my password in a Zima bottle and now I'm gold.

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No idea what that even means. We speak Spanish now.
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What I was trying to say, my Old Internet Buddy, is that your team sucks farts out of the asses of dead pigeons, as do you.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
Van wrote:Smack as even a basic concept is wildly overrated. Always has been. The crap that passed for successful smack was so often simplistic, derivative and wholly uncreative. It was circle jerk mania. Slap a few pictures together, clumsily doctor them up a little, borrow some nails on a chalkboard Gen Y pseudo-angry jargon...voila, you're a Smack God.
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Prime came back after I restored to a previous day.
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PSUFAN wrote:Prime came back after I restored to a previous day.

I bet you wish you could do that to your torn and tattered cockchute, instead of tightening it up with ringworms, you sick fuck.
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Martyred wrote:Is T1B's smack "too brutal"?

MadRussian wrote:I bet you wish you could do that to your torn and tattered cockchute, instead of tightening it up with ringworms, you sick fuck.

And therein lies your answer.
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This is an epic place to get your smack tight. But chances are you will get punked on an occasion.
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Some of the moments are capturing. Seems like the board is loaded with English majors LOL

I ride with the L type in these parts.

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Todd,

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Toddowen wrote:Last night was one of the best baseball games I've heard in years,, and there's not even any mention of it yet. Nothing.
Shocker... game ended after most people (with a job, that is) went to bed and not one word of it by 6:17 am the next day.
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Toddowen wrote:How in the world do you people find the time to have in-depth knowledge of the rosters of these ever changing college teams year after year?


Some of us who read and post on the BTPCFB Board read and post on the BTPCFB Board, which enables us to get the skinny on certain teams from those who follow said teams.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Toddowen wrote:How in the world do you people find the time to have in-depth knowledge of the rosters of these ever changing college teams year after year?
Some of us who read and post on the BTPCFB Board read and post on the BTPCFB Board, which enables us to get the skinny on certain teams from those who follow said teams.
Not me. We still have Glenn Dorsey, right?

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Van wrote:Not me. We still have Dalton Hilliard, right?

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Joeseph Addai is gonna run all over... whoever it is we play this weekend.

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Lillian Vernon wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:there hasn't been smack here for years.

there hasn't been smack anywhere.
Perhaps you are not familiar with TTP...

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Lillian Vernon wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:there hasn't been smack here for years.

there hasn't been smack anywhere.
Perhaps you are not familiar with TTP...
Nope. Not familiar with it.
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I think they use vulgar language there Bace. There may even be disturbing pictures.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Toddowen wrote:How in the world do you people find the time to have in-depth knowledge of the rosters of these ever changing college teams year after year?


Some of us who read and post on the BTPCFB Board read and post on the BTPCFB Board, which enables us to get the skinny on certain teams from those who follow said teams.
And it's not only intriguing, but enjoyable getting the perspectives of fans of rival teams. I don't know....for me, a tough loss to a rival team or any team is easier to absorb when you feel the joy of that teams' classy fans in BTPCFB. We are affected by the behavior of a teams fans in there. I could give two shits about the fortunes of feCAL in the past. Now, thanks to the antics of certain poster.....I enjoy it when they lose. Trex made turned me into a Gaytor Hator years ago.
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KC Scott wrote:I think they use vulgar language there Bace. There may even be disturbing pictures.

Yeah, but the vulgar language is describing John Boehner's gay bar hopping and the disturbing pictures are Hilary Clinton with jihadist marital aids. Nothing different than this place...


except...



does War Wagon post there?
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No.
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gimmee dat link!
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
War Wagon wrote: he's bitter as fuck realizing it's worthless while still stuck with student loans.
I already told you; the state of Missouri paid for my Mizzou degree. The state thought I was important enough to keep around that they took money from you and used it to keep me in state for my education. They thought my future earnings were more important than your current earnings. I never had college loans.

The above might be much more brutal than any smack posted on this board; the reality of War Wag's life.
Oh... so did I get what I paid for?

From the evidence of my eyes, I'd say not.

But feel free to keep posting here, bacealicious. You seem to have somewhat of a cult following and far be it from me to cockblock.

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I do?
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Bace is irresistible but far too sophisticated for me. I like my men with a little more "grunt" factor. Preferably dudes that wear "No Fat Chicks" tee shirts are my scene. :P
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H4ever wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Toddowen wrote:How in the world do you people find the time to have in-depth knowledge of the rosters of these ever changing college teams year after year?


Some of us who read and post on the BTPCFB Board read and post on the BTPCFB Board, which enables us to get the skinny on certain teams from those who follow said teams.
And it's not only intriguing, but enjoyable getting the perspectives of fans of rival teams. I don't know....for me, a tough loss to a rival team or any team is easier to absorb when you feel the joy of that teams' classy fans in BTPCFB. We are affected by the behavior of a teams fans in there. I could give two shits about the fortunes of feCAL in the past. Now, thanks to the antics of certain poster.....I enjoy it when they lose. Trex made turned me into a Gaytor Hator years ago.
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