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by NoCal's Unborn Child
Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 5 internet "error in judgment" rankings
Replies: 160
Views: 6733

Re: Top 5 internet "error in judgment" rankings

Putting "it" in my mommy not just once, but twice.
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:56 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Get to know the Judges!!
Replies: 27
Views: 4169

Re: Get to know the Judges!!

DADDY!! Nice try, but I never knocked her up. War protection for the erection! You're thinking of Fubu knocking her up. The original "fetus" troll knew this. You must be a cheap knock off. Listen up Pops. It could be like 10 different guys. Until we all go on Maury then you are all the Da...
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:53 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Get to know the Judges!!
Replies: 27
Views: 4169

Re: Get to know the Judges!!

Russ from SacTown wrote:
Biggie wrote:The Trolls dot Net: Russ Has a long-standing feud with many of the T1B denizens
Not really, but a few of y'all are pricks though.
Biggie wrote:will probably be a no-show in the final judging.
Maybe, maybe not. :hfal:

DADDY!!
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hello, i'm new here
Replies: 47
Views: 3518

BSmack wrote:Image

Is that NoCal?

MOMMY! HELP!
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: attn: indy cunt clown
Replies: 6
Views: 913

With every keystroke you make a mockery of my genetics. Fuck off cumstain. :brad:
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Respected" posters who you have NEVER found funny
Replies: 58
Views: 4741

Cinder would have been an upgrade over who he really screwed. No he porked my mom. TWICE. Then proceeded to get rid of the evidence. :brad:
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Respected" posters who you have NEVER found funny
Replies: 58
Views: 4741

And you all wonder why I am happier having been aborted?
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pathetic
Replies: 26
Views: 1783

Couldn't get the job done the first time so now your back for more? The seagulls are going to bend you into a pretzel you old metal bastard. Just doing my part to keep down the sloped forehead population. This planet needs the offspring of NoCal and FubuClown about as much as needs an Inkydave/Cind...
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pathetic
Replies: 26
Views: 1783

First of all pops who the hell is Cuda? Secondly everybody knows that the guy in MGO's av is the partner of Michael J Fox in Teenwolf. Like I said "Go Fuck Yourself". Get over here, you little fucker! Take this! *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* Couldn't get the job done the first time so now your bac...
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pathetic
Replies: 26
Views: 1783

Go FUCK yourself "Dad" :meds: Doc, please dont pull the plug. I know Cuda is in a coma, but I swear there is a chance that he may come up w/ something original or funny. Yes, I know its been 10 years that have went by w/out a sign of life, but I swear he's got it in him to pull through th...
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pathetic
Replies: 26
Views: 1783

Go FUCK yourself "Dad" :meds:
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: *taps on microphone* Is this thing on??
Replies: 37
Views: 2513

OH YEAH BITCH THAT THING IS ON SO DON'T TRY TO FELLATE IT!


Thought you could just throw me out in the trash and forget all about me huh? Well I got some bad news for you whore. The seagulls have kept me alive and I am about to walk right back into your life and fuck up your little world. :hfal:
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Something else to bicker over
Replies: 45
Views: 3032

Choose English. Old English is better at quelling the everyday stench. The funny thing is, you werent making a joke. You do use Old English and you do suggest it to friends. You wouldnt stop fucking raving about it at Troll Stop Sacramento. "Hey it smells like sex in here!!" Y: "Spra...
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11143

Dinsdale wrote:Way to fuck up a perfectly good Gunslinger pile-on.

Fucking idiots.
Is he my daddy?
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: To bad I never liked many of you!
Replies: 23
Views: 2000

Don't go daddy. :(
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Somebody Just Had a Seizure...
Replies: 39
Views: 2986

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
ND Funk Cake wrote:Did you shove your wallet in her mouth?
Hmmm, that gives me an idea.


Thanks,

Nocal
Don't you be cracking jokes about momma. :evil:
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Thu May 25, 2006 9:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Old smack pics...some wytched, some not. Can you name 'em?
Replies: 96
Views: 7249

Rich Fader, COME ON DOWN. TTB, COME ON DOWN. . Thanks Rich, I did that wytch over at the old PSU board. Dinsdale, you cock, you made me force my hand with this pick of the always funny scenario... [align=center] http://Luther.smugmug.com/photos/71543235-M.jpg [/align] I think the dude banging NoCal...
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Tue May 23, 2006 8:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Woman, 44, Nabbed For Sex With Boy, 13 (DA HORRAH!)
Replies: 24
Views: 2040

al? wrote:
NoCal's Unborn Child wrote:
al? wrote:Why did she tie her glasses together with an aborted fetus?


:shock:

sick
There are alot of uses for us numbnuts......

Good to see you got away from the seagulls for a while, brah.

They stopped trying to get me. Im too rotten for them to eat at this point. :twisted:
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Tue May 23, 2006 7:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Woman, 44, Nabbed For Sex With Boy, 13 (DA HORRAH!)
Replies: 24
Views: 2040

al? wrote:Why did she tie her glasses together with an aborted fetus?


:shock:

sick
There are alot of uses for us numbnuts......
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:26 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raiders Sign Duane Starks
Replies: 19
Views: 1586

Let me get this straight... Belichick would rather have a 46 year old RECEIVER, Troy Brown, play in his secondary over Poole and Starks... and Raider Fan is excited about these signings? :lol: Gimme some of that warm and fuzzy Raider-Aid, I'm having a bad day. Poole hasn't played in two years due t...
by NoCal's Unborn Child
Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Justice! Charges dropped against sexy teacher!
Replies: 34
Views: 2467

Try punching your monitor next. Make sure you're standing directly in front of it though, for full impact. If they had Pullout Hardrives, I would have pulled out my hard drive reading your takes and chucked it in a lake faster than an IndyClown pullout of NoCal. Wait! IndyClown didn't pull out of N...