Old smack pics...some wytched, some not. Can you name 'em?

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Old smack pics...some wytched, some not. Can you name 'em?

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The telltale sign of who this is has to be from the rear. A great poster.
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I believe this is a "likeness" of the poster. Oh, before I go any further, many of the pics that I will post, I did them. I don't want to upset shutyomouth from that other board...some works of art might include stuff from Roach, Chowd, shutyomouth, TVO maybe, but I think a lot are mine. Some people hate this guy, but I like him. :)
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He's a good guy...good humor...a decent wtych when he wants to. He was the guy who got one of the spammers banned. Name him.

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Can anybody name this frozen popsicle? He know posts under a different name. Give me both names and where's he from. A very solid poster.

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Our USC poster...this should be easy. USC is a great school and very expensive. Our poster kindly removed his silver spoon just prior to the picture. Who is he, and where in the pic is he? A solid poster.

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This was brutal smack...it was submitted in a long thread pile-on. I could almost dedicate an entire thread to this guy. Who is it, and who wytched it? I think two people are involved in this picture...one wytched it and another posted it. I think I know both.

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Who's playing Norton? hahahaha This guy has great takes all the time.

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Big Bwahaha here. Name these two guys, where are they at and did anything happen during this _______ that merits a thread by itself?

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One of my favorite reads. Seems to be a decent, level headed guy. Who is he and where is he?

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Good smacker, and he's fun to mess with. I like the guy. Name him.

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So, do you know the smackworld contestants? I'll add more in a little bit. There are 10 pictures posted here 1-10, how many can you name?

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Pretty good, Roach. But who's next to TVO? He hasn't posted for quite awhile, but he was prolific for awhile...mostly at TNW.

Yes, the toothles one, but that doesn't narrow it down that much with this crowd. You and I both know who it is, but I need the name.

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Luther wrote:[align=center]Image

The telltale sign of who this is has to be from the rear. A great poster.
From the baldness, I'm guessing that has to be Dinsdale.



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One of my favorite reads. Seems to be a decent, level headed guy. Who is he and where is he?
I'm pretty sure I know who that is (one of my most scrolled-by posters). And sorry, but anyone who looks THAT fucking dorky/gay shouldn't even THINK about smacking anyone.


Fucking A, that tard makes that one friend of the Conduct's, whatever his name is...Jake in Mom's Basement or something...look like a winner.


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Luther wrote:
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Big Bwahaha here. Name these two guys, where are they at and did anything happen during this _______ that merits a thread by itself?
Is this Russ and the dude that banged his wife?
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:D :D

I'm not sure if he looks like Jake in Yorba Linda or whatever it is. I think if you can climb up vertical places that high that you will not ever see my ass there. I got tired just riding "Bob" my riding lawnmower. But you didn't name him............brrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzt Another try, sir?

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Killian...wrong. I think you have nailed the scenario, but these guys weren't involved. TVO has already been identified...this may take the likes of Gunslinger, AP, or OCMike to identify them.

Close, but no cigar.

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Killian wrote:Is this Russ and the dude that banged his wife?

No matter how displaced, the day that reset stops being funny will be...never.
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The dude with the hair gel is the_ouskull. My compliments to the wytch.

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Luther wrote:Image

He's a good guy...good humor...a decent wtych when he wants to. He was the guy who got one of the spammers banned. Name him.

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Check out the fukken freak in the background. Best part of the whole picture :lol:

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Jimmy Medalions wrote:Check out the fukken freak in the background. Best part of the whole picture :lol:

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To answer the question posed, I'm pretty sure that's 88. He's climbing a mountain, obviously. I don't recall which one, offhand I'll guess at Mt. McKinley.

(Btw, Dins, he once posted a much dorkier looking picture of himself than that.) :wink:

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The OUSkull has been wytched into that one.
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Killian wrote:Is this Russ and the dude that banged his wife?




No matter how displaced, the day that reset stops being funny will be...never
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Dinsdale wrote:
Luther wrote:[align=center]Image

The telltale sign of who this is has to be from the rear. A great poster.
From the baldness, I'm guessing that has to be Dinsdale.
Top 10 Reasons it Can't be Dinsdale:

10) no gaggle of bar skanks in his wake
9) no spliff
8 ) no booze
7) no golf clubs
6) not handcuffed
5) no Rocket Surgery equipment
4) No giant wad of cayshe money
3) No cordless tools
2) it's daytime
1) Looks too damn respectable
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Luther wrote:[align=center]Image

The telltale sign of who this is has to be from the rear. A great poster.
From the baldness, I'm guessing that has to be Dinsdale.
Top 10 Reasons it Can't be Dinsdale:

10) no gaggle of bar skanks in his wake
9) no spliff
8 ) no booze
7) no golf clubs
6) not handcuffed
5) no Rocket Surgery equipment
4) No giant wad of cayshe money
3) No cordless tools
2) it's daytime
1) Looks too damn respectable
You might want to add in there . . .

11) No cigarettes anywhere in sight.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:Btw, Dins, he once posted a much dorkier looking picture of himself than that.
Is that even possible? Dude makes Jake in Eternal Loneliness look like a ladykiller. Hell, he makes Jess look like a babe-magnet.

Looking at some of these pics makes me feel truly blessed...that I'm not a retarded fucking dork.
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Top 10 Reasons it Can't be Dinsdale:

OK, you got me. And since we're getting all of this stuff out in the open...I'm not really bald. Don't let that detract from the fun, though. And I'm considerably skinnier than that....but don't let that stop you from any sort of well-timed "you eat Cheetos and are fat" cracks.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: 2) it's daytime
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:3) No cordless tools

None that you can see, anyway.
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Jimmy Medalions wrote:Check out the fukken freak in the background. Best part of the whole picture

Uhm...for any one of the subjects in that pic to refer to anyone else as a "freak," is laughable...on a good day.

But, I thought that one dude looked like someone. BSmack nailed it -- he looks much like Notably Gay.
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that would be Buccaneer.........
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Luther wrote:
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This was brutal smack...it was submitted in a long thread pile-on. I could almost dedicate an entire thread to this guy. Who is it, and who wytched it? I think two people are involved in this picture...one wytched it and another posted it. I think I know both.

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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Luther wrote:[align=center]Image

The telltale sign of who this is has to be from the rear. A great poster.
From the baldness, I'm guessing that has to be Dinsdale.
Top 10 Reasons it Can't be Dinsdale:

10) no gaggle of bar skanks in his wake
9) no spliff
8 ) no booze
7) no golf clubs
6) not handcuffed
5) no Rocket Surgery equipment
4) No giant wad of cayshe money
3) No cordless tools
2) it's daytime
1) Looks too damn respectable
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Post by Luther »

Rich Fader, COME ON DOWN.

TTB, COME ON DOWN..

Thanks Rich, I did that wytch over at the old PSU board.

Dinsdale, you cock, you made me force my hand with this pick of the always funny scenario...

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I think the dude banging NoCal is of the orignal picture. I can name all the rest of the peeps in that picture. That was a great wytch. The VISA cards were special. Bwahahahaha

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Rack. This. Thread.



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Balding guy in what appears to possibly be SoCal? I’ll go with Mikey.
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here's a shitty wytch I did for one of the featured players impending bachelor party......

most are obvious......
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Goober...BINGO.

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That is Cinder's (aka BlondieBabes arse) and SaladTosser. Pic on the right I will *guess* it is Python.

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Post by Luther »

Felix, I'll give this a try...

Clockwise at 12:00...Harsh, then Cinder, PSU, TVO at 5, Jsc in the middle at 6:00, and then maybe DC then AP.

Weakest guess is the DC one...

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they're all right except the DC guess......
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Next batch:

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Who is Badfish referring to in the quote listed?

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I liked this guy...he was friendly and jovial. Good fisherman. Doesn't post much here anymore.

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This guy liked to ankle bite. He needed some 8th grader to punch his lights out. I think he's long gone.

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This one will be tough. Good luck.

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Luther wrote:Killian...wrong. I think you have nailed the scenario, but these guys weren't involved. TVO has already been identified...this may take the likes of Gunslinger, AP, or OCMike to identify them.

Close, but no cigar.

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I believe the Norton character is DMike. At least, that’s what my spreadsheet says.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Podge.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Post by Luther »

COME ON DOWN, OCmike Nice one on old JiT3.


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Is Ronnie, LOL.

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Luther wrote:Rich Fader, COME ON DOWN.

TTB, COME ON DOWN..

Thanks Rich, I did that wytch over at the old PSU board.

Dinsdale, you cock, you made me force my hand with this pick of the always funny scenario...

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I think the dude banging NoCal is of the orignal picture. I can name all the rest of the peeps in that picture. That was a great wytch. The VISA cards were special. Bwahahahaha

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Luther--
"waxing nostalgic"--
ah--
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I never did copy it ---
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Another batch:

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This should be easy.

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Even easier yet.

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Bwahahahaha. What current poster would love to see this as our Supreme Court?

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:shock: Name this family.

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Tears, many tears. Name the before and after poster.

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Luther wrote:Rich Fader, COME ON DOWN.

TTB, COME ON DOWN..

Thanks Rich, I did that wytch over at the old PSU board.

Dinsdale, you cock, you made me force my hand with this pick of the always funny scenario...

[align=center]Image[/align]

I think the dude banging NoCal is of the orignal picture. I can name all the rest of the peeps in that picture. That was a great wytch. The VISA cards were special. Bwahahahaha

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Felix wrote:Image

that would be Mark Cuban.........

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