Hello, i'm new here

Katefish1060 · Post by **Katefish1060** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:36 pm

Is this where i am supposed to rack the trolls?

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:39 pm

Let's cut to the chase.

Show us your crank, Badfish.

Sin,

Irie

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:41 pm

Congrats on getting your first post sent to TROTS.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:45 pm

Is that NoCal?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:52 pm

No, she's not nearly chubby enough to be NoCal.

Welcome, Kate.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:44 pm

...welcome Kate, you forgot to close the bathroom door..with that in mind, you better check your shoe for TP

NoCal's Unborn Child · Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:02 pm

BSmack wrote:

Is that NoCal?

MOMMY! HELP!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:15 pm

mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:

Is that NoCal?
No, it's badfish's allegedly deceased girlfriend.

What happened? He TenTallBen her into a tree?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:18 pm

mvscal wrote: No, it's badfish's allegedly deceased girlfriend.

I'm assuming she died of embarrassment.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:29 pm

That's what she gets for fucking a drunk ass loser.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:01 pm

mvscal wrote:
No, it's badfish's girlfriend.

Some fates are worse than death.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:28 pm

If Badfish is telling the truth, this is fucked up, and whoever made this troll should be exposed. It's not cool to make fun of a dead woman and a dead baby.

If Badfish is pulling a Wendy Lou Who, he's sick on a Rootbeer level... and this troll is still inappropriate.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:30 pm

If Badfish is telling the truth

Have you ever known that to be the case, you fucking pinhead?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:41 pm

Remember back when Badfish was spamming and AP warned him to stop or he was gone? :D :D

I read that bizarreness over there and I think I agree with SG and TTB...that I won't believe it yet, but if he is trolling then this is pretty lame. He's probably a nice enough guy but as a message board poster he sucks.

Rip City

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:41 pm

Risa wrote:If Badfish is telling the truth, this is fucked up, and whoever made this troll should be exposed. It's not cool to make fun of a dead woman and a dead baby.

If Badfish is pulling a Wendy Lou Who, he's sick on a Rootbeer level... and this troll is still inappropriate.

Wait until you see the party when your dumb ass croaks.

...like it's 1999....

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:42 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
If Badfish is telling the truth
Have you ever known that to be the case, you fucking pinhead?

Yes, twice.

I don't know about this story, though. Sounds like someone who got bored. Who was the troll who faked his own death, back in 1999, 2000? Had everybody all giving T&Ps, and then came back all abashed and shit? didn't think anybody would take it seriously or be that affected?

I've forgotten. That wasn't cool. But then........... sometimes bad things do happen, and people really do lose loved ones, or lose their lives. Until there's proof that Badfish totally faked this one, even if one feels this is a total (sick) troll job, leave the trolls mocking it alone until that proof comes in. Is there really a reason to bring it over here?

I'd rather see a 9 year old Thai hooker troll, bashing Barflie for his upcoming trip. But that's just me.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:46 pm

I’d like to see your keyboard in three pieces, one piece jammed in each major orifice. But that's just me.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:47 pm

Wasn't it LTL2?

ahem...he's another guy from the finest fucking state this side of well, you know what comes next.

Rip City

Katefish1060 · Post by **Katefish1060** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:57 pm

I found this site on my ex's favorites and decided to take a looksy, i'm kinda hiding out from him right now. He's a drunkin loser , so i told him i was pregnant, then had my brother tell him i died. I know it's kinda mean, but this guy was a loser(sometimes getting shitfaced is bad) and there was no getting away from him. He was always me me to stick things in his ass and play games where he dressed in drag. What else could i do to try and get rid of him?

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:03 pm

Katefish, yeah whatever LOL whatever turns you on.

Luther wrote:Wasn't it LTL2?

ahem...he's another guy from the finest fucking state this side of well, you know what comes next.

Rip City

LongTimeListener2, yeah, it was him. Ha. I'm a dork. He was a legend. Whatever happened to him? Did he flee to Stucknut? or just say fuck it/outgrow all of this?

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:06 pm

Risa wrote:If Badfish is telling the truth, this is fucked up, and whoever made this troll should be exposed.

I actually agree with this.

Fuck off, Jess.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:10 pm

What else could i do to try and get rid of him?

Oh, I dunno...maybe set a 12 pack of Bud Select out in the middle of the road, or something?

Katefish1060 · Post by **Katefish1060** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:20 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
What else could i do to try and get rid of him?
Oh, I dunno...maybe set a 12 pack of Bud Select out in the middle of the road, or something?

Sorry, but i tried that after our first time together, and it was a 30 pack of Budweiser i put out there. My luck, they were doing construction and closed the street off. He stumbled out there and made it back inside without a scratch. Think of it as playing that game frogger, but he made it all the way to the lilly pad.

And who is this Risa? She acts like some knowitallbutreallyknowsnuthing sista, i've met several of them while in the united states, in Scandinavia, we call them,a "useless" negroid.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:57 pm

Badfish wants to fondle your junk.

Katefish1060 · Post by **Katefish1060** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:01 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:Badfish wants to fondle your junk.

been there, done that. And i actually think he would rather play with your junk. Got a 12 of Budweiser? He's all yours.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:29 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:Badfish wants to fondle your junk.

RACK. I remember when you dropped that on him with that audio clip. Good times. :D

Rip City

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:37 pm

I'm so confused.

Sup EM.......Luth?!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:53 pm

Katefish1060 wrote:...it was a 30 pack of Budweiser i put out there. My luck, they were doing construction and closed the street off. He stumbled out there and made it back inside without a scratch.

Well shit... RACK! that guy, whoever he is, for scoring a free 30 pack of the only good thing to ever come out of St. Loser.

Oh, and Kate? We're not really interested in you racking the trolls, we just want to see your tits. Assuming you are a chick, of course.

I'd ask Cinderella, but there's still some doubt in certain circles as that nics gender, so I choose not to go there.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:03 pm

Hi Ang, glad to see you still around. I swung by your old home board and gave a hello to Ryan the other day.

I am known for moving around quite a bit...get tired of the names at one place and visit another, then get tired of that place and drop back again for a few. Six months in, six out. Keeps things fresh for me.

I kind of got tired of the nut lingo...p_alce, PITNC, trads, leave out a ton of punctuation and shit like that. It gave me a supreme headache when it forced me to actually have to re-read a post to figure out what was said, and then when I figured it out it was garbage after all. Place started to look like a text message board and I quietly snuck out, shut the door carefully and drifted back to this dump. I'll just wait for Ben or whoever over there to do some midnight cleaning and then I'll probably swing by for some fun.

Plus, I still have my paid locker storage for wytched pics, .wav's and such. :D

Rip City

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:13 pm

War Wagon wrote:We're not really interested in you racking the trolls, we just want to see your tits. Assuming you are a chick, of course.

I'd ask Cinderella, but there's still some doubt in certain circles as that nics gender, so I choose not to go there.

Yeah, this is gonna work.

I got my boobs pressed up against the digi-cam RIGHT NOW!!

I'll be right back with those pics, sugar dick.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:16 pm

Ah shit, I thought I was free from Ang.

BTW- I have tit pics of Cinderella, and I'm not sharing.

neener neener neener.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:19 pm

Dog wrote:Ah shit, I thought I was free from Ang.

I can only TAKE so many "how good is toast/bowling/oxygen/braces", etc. threads.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:21 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:
Dog wrote:Ah shit, I thought I was free from Ang.
I can only TAKE so many "how good is toast/bowling/oxygen/braces", etc. threads.

No shit. But don't tell too many people over there about this pacle. Don't want to ruin a good thing.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:27 pm

Dog wrote:a good thing.

Define "good"?

I just come here for EM. (Luther was just a "bonus")

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:50 pm

Luther wrote:Hi Ang, glad to see you still around.

There's only ONE "ang" around here Luth, and that would be the jumping little juke joint gal from Tulsa. Anyone else is an imposter, and you'll have to come up with some new nic to fit. That's our Ang, and you would've known that if you weren't skipping around from board to board like some two bit whore.

I'll direct you to the LT thread in the NFL forum should you need further explanation.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:57 pm

:D :D

Yeah, I just gave her a PM about that. For whatever it's worth, this cinderella undercover is a solid poster from another forum. Solid, non tard, can smack you upside the cranium and is a damn fine wytch too. She's from the U & L too, but even further up and left than Portland. Kind of in the Moorese zone...

Luther gives this visit, for ever how long she stays a hearty thumbs up.

Rip City

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:40 am

^^^^^^^^

Will she show us her tits and snatch ??

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:09 am

War Wagon wrote:Oh, and Kate? We're not really interested in you racking the trolls, we just want to see your tits. Assuming you are a chick, of course.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:38 am

War Wagon wrote:
Luther wrote:Hi Ang, glad to see you still around.
There's only ONE "ang" around here Luth, and that would be the jumping little juke joint gal from Tulsa. Anyone else is an imposter, and you'll have to come up with some new nic to fit.

BWAHAHAHA @ "impostor". Thirty-four fuggin' years, and you're JUST telling me this NOW?!!

Not trying to to step on anyone's hooves here, so cool your iron there....cowgirl.

It's good to know you can come outta the outhouse swingin'.......though you might wanna try using one arm at a time, and save the "windmill" action for someone who could use a breeze.

For fucks SAKE, already.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:03 am

Clever wimmins smacking around Wags will never not be funny.