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To bad I never liked many of you!

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LOL!!

No, I liked some of you, but the ones I liked tended to have lives. Now its the like digging the pond for scum.

I'm on a National Tour: Denver, Louisville, Orlando and now Texico.

I dont know where I will go from week to week, I have a request in for Portland and Seattle, cuz I'm from Indiana and those requests should be obvious. Anyways this National tour is for a year at the very least. Baltimore was on my schedule, but it was cancelled. I didnt want to go to Texas AT ALL!, but when I heard it was Texico, I signed up and I have never met more friendly Mexicans in my entire life.

So, .........

I liked a couple of you, but im afraid none of you are here. If you check in from time to time and look me up, then you know who you are. I'm on the road, CYA!!!! I could be near you sometime.
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Gunslinger wrote:I have a request in for Portland.

If you could be so kind, I'd appreciate it if you could send me contact info for your employer, so I can threaten them with death if this should come to fruition.

TIA
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Indy... Just so you really understand this... I think you are a fucking loser to the highest degree. You are a fat fucking piece of shit and I hope a Stingray jumps out from your monitor and jabs you in the heart.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:I have a request in for Portland.

If you could be so kind, I'd appreciate it if you could send me contact info for your employer, so I can threaten them with death if this should come to fruition.

TIA
It'd be just like this piece of shit board to request such info, so I guess go fuck yourself.

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Atomic Punk wrote:Indy... Just so you really understand this... I think you are a fucking loser to the highest degree. You are a fat fucking piece of shit and I hope a Stingray jumps out from your monitor and jabs you in the heart.
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Atomic Punk wrote:You are a fat fucking piece of shit.
Why would someone lacking pigment ever make this kind of fucking statement when its obvious "hot wings and blue cheese" are your choice of fine dining.

Go rest your loobed up cock on your pie belly and rub more semen in that hair to give it more protection from the suns damaging effects.
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Gunslinger wrote:LOL!!

No, I liked some of you, but the ones I liked tended to have lives. Now its the like digging the pond for scum.

I'm on a National Tour: Denver, Louisville, Orlando and now Texico.

I dont know where I will go from week to week, I have a request in for Portland and Seattle, cuz I'm from Indiana and those requests should be obvious. Anyways this National tour is for a year at the very least. Baltimore was on my schedule, but it was cancelled. I didnt want to go to Texas AT ALL!, but when I heard it was Texico, I signed up and I have never met more friendly Mexicans in my entire life.

So, .........

I liked a couple of you, but im afraid none of you are here. If you check in from time to time and look me up, then you know who you are. I'm on the road, CYA!!!! I could be near you sometime.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:I have a request in for Portland.

If you could be so kind, I'd appreciate it if you could send me contact info for your employer, so I can threaten them with death if this should come to fruition.

TIA
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Gunslinger wrote:If you check in from time to time and look me up, then you know who you are.
So reading T1B and contacting you is the key to self-awareness? Who are you, the Tardly Lama?
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So when are you going to contact my employer?
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Roach wrote:
I'm on a National Tour
you forgot to tell us, Doing What? Or should we know?

70% chance he's trying to evade Loud Stereo Guy, on whose windsheld a note was left.

30% chance he's on his way to Russ' house to steal a new credit card
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Cuda wrote:
Roach wrote:
I'm on a National Tour
you forgot to tell us, Doing What? Or should we know?

100% chance I was going to rehash something that takes no thought process.
What do I do? Ummm.... I'm a national QC rep for my company. I basically make things not so fucked up w/ customers who hate us. I get told off a lot and can grin and bear it.
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Gunslinger wrote:I get told off a lot and can grin and bear it.
You mean you're a human punchingbag in real life too?

Freaking classic.
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Gunslinger wrote:
Cuda wrote:
Roach wrote: you forgot to tell us, Doing What? Or should we know?

100% chance I was going to rehash something that takes no thought process.
What do I do? Ummm.... I'm a national QC rep for my company. I basically make things not so fucked up w/ customers who hate us. I get told off a lot and can grin and bear it.
So you work for a fucked up company who always fucks it customers and then sends a wizard like you for damagae control ??

Have much of you 401K in company stock ??

Wonder they have any customers after a visit from an idiot like you.

That's funny, none of my customers hate me or my company...got a monopoly on stupid customers or something ??

Your a fucking liar...
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Derron wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:
Cuda wrote:
100% chance I was going to rehash something that takes no thought process.
What do I do? Ummm.... I'm a national QC rep for my company. I basically make things not so fucked up w/ customers who hate us. I get told off a lot and can grin and bear it.
So you work for a fucked up company who always fucks it customers and then sends a wizard like you for damagae control ??

Have much of you 401K in company stock ??

Wonder they have any customers after a visit from an idiot like you.

That's funny, none of my customers hate me or my company...got a monopoly on stupid customers or something ??

Your a fucking liar...
Your fuckin' nails with grammar and sentence structure. Need I reply to you?
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Gunslinger wrote:
Derron wrote:
Gunslinger wrote: What do I do? Ummm.... I'm a national QC rep for my company. I basically make things not so fucked up w/ customers who hate us. I get told off a lot and can grin and bear it.
So you work for a fucked up company who always fucks it customers and then sends a wizard like you for damagae control ??

Have much of you 401K in company stock ??

Wonder they have any customers after a visit from an idiot like you.

That's funny, none of my customers hate me or my company...got a monopoly on stupid customers or something ??

Your a fucking liar...
Your fuckin' nails with grammar and sentence structure. Need I reply to you?
Ding...Ding...Ding... we have a winner for tard smack......grammer smack always wins....
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Gunslinger wrote:I'm on a National Tour: Denver, Louisville, Orlando and now Texico.

I dont know where I will go from week to week, I have a request in for Portland and Seattle, cuz I'm from Indiana and those requests should be obvious. Anyways this National tour is for a year at the very least. Baltimore was on my schedule, but it was cancelled. I didnt want to go to Texas AT ALL!, but when I heard it was Texico, I signed up and I have never met more friendly Mexicans in my entire life.


What do I do? Ummm.... I'm a national QC rep for my company. I basically make things not so fucked up w/ customers who hate us. I get told off a lot and can grin and bear it.
You're working for m2 now?
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Gunslinger wrote:What do I do? Ummm.... I'm a national QC rep for my company. I basically make things not so fucked up w/ customers who hate us. I get told off a lot and can grin and bear it.


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Don't go daddy. :(
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Gunslinger wrote:Your fuckin' nails with grammar and sentence structure.
Funny stuff.
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Gunslinger wrote:LOL!!

No, I liked some of you, but the ones I liked tended to have lives. Now its the like digging the pond for scum.

I'm on a National Tour: Denver, Louisville, Orlando and now Texico.

I dont know where I will go from week to week, I have a request in for Portland and Seattle, cuz I'm from Indiana and those requests should be obvious. Anyways this National tour is for a year at the very least. Baltimore was on my schedule, but it was cancelled. I didnt want to go to Texas AT ALL!, but when I heard it was Texico, I signed up and I have never met more friendly Mexicans in my entire life.

So, .........

I liked a couple of you, but im afraid none of you are here. If you check in from time to time and look me up, then you know who you are. I'm on the road, CYA!!!! I could be near you sometime.
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