"Respected" posters who you have NEVER found funny

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:55 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:Is IndyGunClown hot?

You can make that call yourself - do you remember the last time you ordered a pizza? Try to visualize the scrawny looking pizza dork showing up at your place dressed in FUBU gear. That should about cover the only mental image you need.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:59 pm

Let's not be hasty here, MGO...

I mean, dude did help pull off the great Credit Card Heist and fly the Queen of the World Wide Webskanks across the country, after which he gave her the beatings she so richly deserved...

Twice

Dude must have something going for him, right?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:10 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:Is IndyGunClown hot?
You can make that call yourself - do you remember the last time you ordered a pizza? Try to visualize the scrawny looking pizza dork showing up at your place dressed in FUBU gear. That should about cover the only mental image you need.

Aiight. Well, maybe I won't subscribe just yet.

Wonder if I could score a couple of coupons though?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:46 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: FubuClown is out there everyday, pimping the latest Papa John's specials. He gets a nickel for every one of his coupons that get redeemed. That, my friend, is outside sales.

Damn.

I was guessing he'd moved up to something along the lines of...

I should know by now not to overestimate his ilk

The Whistle Is Screaming · Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:01 pm

Headhunter wrote:
IndyGunClown wrote: When did I get into fucking sales?
about a minute and a half before your first trick shoved his dick in your ass.

I see ya working Hoontah and I gotta Rack it. However, unless he gets paid for his hobby, I'm gonna have to say Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt!!!

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:35 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Let's not be hasty here, MGO...

I mean, dude did help pull off the great Credit Card Heist and fly the Queen of the World Wide Webskanks across the country, after which he gave her the beatings she so richly deserved...

Twice

Dude must have something going for him, right?

I'm just tossing out a guess here, but the clown facked Cinder?

IndyGunClown · Post by **IndyGunClown** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:45 pm

Dog wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Let's not be hasty here, MGO...

I mean, dude did help pull off the great Credit Card Heist and fly the Queen of the World Wide Webskanks across the country, after which he gave her the beatings she so richly deserved...

Twice

Dude must have something going for him, right?
I'm just tossing out a guess here, but the clown facked Cinder?

Actually I fucked her dog and broke him w/ my cock. Same story different characters.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:46 pm

Dog wrote: [
I'm just tossing out a guess here, but the clown facked Cinder?

if only it was that simple.......

tales of stolen credit cards and Troll Stops Gone Bad soon to follow.....

Dins will provide all the sordid details......

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:55 pm

No, the guys who risked being eaten by the Snatch Serpent were much better posters.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:07 pm

Cinder?

Isn't she a pig??

"not to be taken literally dahling, it refers to any manufacturer of pork products".

NoCal's Unborn Child · Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:07 pm

Cinder would have been an upgrade over who he really screwed. No he porked my mom. TWICE. Then proceeded to get rid of the evidence. :brad:

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:01 am

Q: How do you get IndyFubu off your porch

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:13 am

KC Scott wrote:Q: How do you get IndyFubu off your porch

Tell him you're pregnant?

Tell him someone claiming to be a badass left a note on his winshield?

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:31 am

KC Scott wrote:Q: How do you get IndyFubu off your porch

$12.95 + tax

or

A shotgun & four plastic garbage bags.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:49 am

KC Scott wrote:Q: How do you get IndyFubu off your porch

Put odor eaters in his "Lugz"?

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:16 am

Professional question for IndyFubu:

I just took my kid out for a soft serve ice cream. The stupid darkie at the register claimed that they were "out of twist ice cream" They only have vanilla and chocolate. How can that happen? Isn't the twist cone just a combination of the two other flavors? Or is there a whole separate compartment for the twist? I looked at her like she was stupid and decided that I was right. I just had a vanilla and my kid had a chocolate. Indy, can your wealth of professional experience solve this mystery?

SG's Son · Post by **SG's Son** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:18 am

NoCal's Unborn Child wrote:Cinder would have been an upgrade over who he really screwed. No he porked my mom. TWICE. Then proceeded to get rid of the evidence. :brad:

In Russ' house, of course... while dating Russ.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:38 am

IndyGunClown wrote:
Dog wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Let's not be hasty here, MGO...

I mean, dude did help pull off the great Credit Card Heist and fly the Queen of the World Wide Webskanks across the country, after which he gave her the beatings she so richly deserved...

Twice

Dude must have something going for him, right?
I'm just tossing out a guess here, but the clown facked Cinder?
Actually I fucked her dog and broke him w/ my cock. Same story different characters.

She didn't happen to call the dog "Perky" did she?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:47 am

If you read Indygunclowns posts in the voice of Stewie from Family Guy, it's almost like they're rejected show scripts. Also, they're a much easier read that way.