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Van wrote:See, now why you gotta be all mean like that? This is the Season of Giving, and we're well into the second OT.

I did my bit of giving this season. Figured it was time to give myself a good laugh.

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H4ever wrote:wtf? Michigan's helmets are ugly! THere..... give me some love

The Republican establishment lives in your dome, along with Pelini's hiring practices.

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Detroit is a cess pool of sports columnists. Aside from Wojo I can't think of a single one who's provided any more insight than I could get by sitting on my couch and watching The Price Is Right. All the public has to show for their access is a bunch of saccharine Mitch Albom books at the bottom of ...

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Not surprised Capt. Think Things Through still can't glom onto my larger point even after stopping to point it out for you. Good for you: scoreboard. Don't think I disputed that. Michigan was one of many teams that scabdicked their way to a loss against you guys and kept you from becoming the 10-2 t...

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She's a very lovely lady. You did a good job raising her.

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Van wrote:This means that I'm homeless for the New Year, doesn't it? Guess I'd better get a move on and nab a warm jacket, or something. Fuck.

We'll just say you were living in mine until Lefty claimed eminent domain using all that smack he borrowed from shutyomouth.

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Well, it would be to me, yes. Not that I would ever bother to do such a thing, nor am I on Facebook anyway, but yes, if someone is already offering up his real name for all to see on the world wide interwebs, why not? Totally disagree. There are myriad reasons why somebody would want to be anonymou...

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Bwah, penned in by this douchebag. Brills all around.

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Van wrote:Seriously? Bwaaa.

Hey, could we just have the football sent to Rog instead, perhaps including a laudatory inscription from The Commish himself? I'm sure it would mean an awful lot to him.

Can we lock his wheels and put the ball just out of reach?

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Well, good thing for the rest of us ND did get in so we were spared a Floribama final.

Fuck Bama but congrats.

Fuck ND but congrats.

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Since every original fuck who's ever been called out on their dumbfukkery is "living in your dome" rather than being an actual dumbfuck, I figured we should make a town map. Let me know if I missed anyone. Lefty's living in my head as well as his three other homes he casually drops into ev...

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Never thought Mclub would be an ankle biter. Oh well, stranger things have certainly happened. Yeah, he's a whiny little bitch, much like Screwy but mildly more intelligent. I can tell a lot about a person based on the type of person who'd call him a bitch, so thanks for your vote of confidence.

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This bitch was over when no one had the common courtesy to not step on their dicks when playing ND during the regular season. Imagine the ass whooping you'd be getting if it were Oregon instead. Last time I checked ND beat Michigan this year. How many times did your pussy ass wolverines step on the...

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Never thought our residential I played football and now ref expert would be so mad at ESPN for telling him the wrong things to think about a football game. It's a shame you can't think your way out of a wet paper bag. You're even borrowing burns from Willie.

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Figured that would have been reversed based on the media buildup. Is there anything you don't cry about? Wow I should consider paying you for the space I am occupying in your head to use an old board saying. That is hardly crying, rather just stating an opinion. I didn't see more than a couple ND g...

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This bitch was over when no one had the common courtesy to not step on their dicks when playing ND during the regular season. Imagine the ass whooping you'd be getting if it were Oregon instead.

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Left Seater wrote:
Figured that would have been reversed based on the media buildup.

Is there anything you don't cry about?

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Musberger usually waits until halfway through the 3rd to tap into the whiskey and yammer on about the poon.

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Killian wrote:
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Do you even think ND's going to win?
Yes, I do.

Oh, you must have been talking about the bball game against Cincy. Congrats there.

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Killian wrote:Of course they will. ND is lucky to share the same field as mighty Alabama.

Do you even think ND's going to win?

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Sudden Sam wrote:I always reserve the right to worry about turnovers, injuries, etc.

Haha, basically: We're going to skull fuck you...as long as half the team doesn't come down with dysentery. And white pants to boot.

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I won't be shocked if they do...it could happen. Jeebus, you're your own breed of SECBSH: the H stands for hedging. "I doubt a bird doodie is going to fall on my head, but I won't be shocked ifeedo...it could happen." All things equal, I'll take Bama by 40. But I won't be shocked if they ...

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War Wagon wrote:holding KC to traditional posting standards is akin to holding Mclub or Phibes to the same.

as in, you know you're fucked when you pull for the likes of a Chip Kelly coached team.

You're the guy whose daughter has the hammer tongue, right? I'd nearly forgotten about you.

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this OU team proved one thing....the 3 top 10 teams they played were better than the Sooners this year. since we're all predisposed to referencing cfb in terms of our own team: michigan was four top 10 teams from being 12-1 this year, their only loss on the road to nebraska while playing a 19th str...

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Bwah... When it come around to being around the north coast ocean in a proximity that could be dangerous, I made sure things were under control. If you can't do that, get the fuck off the beach or be prepared to be added to Darwin's daily stats. Derron : Boys, I'm not going to Sugar coat it. Some of...

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this OU team proved one thing....the 3 top 10 teams they played were better than the Sooners this year. since we're all predisposed to referencing cfb in terms of our own team: michigan was four top 10 teams from being 12-1 this year, their only loss on the road to nebraska while playing a 19th str...

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While I agree with nearly everything M Club has posted in this thread, I do think he missed the boat by a mile with this one... Has nothing to do with your dumbfuck beliefs that society's turned everyone into a bunch of whiny bitches and everything to do with the CFB big boys exploiting the MAC, Su...

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I never said it was about the “sanctity of competition”. If that were the case, there would be no rules and the top 10 teams would play in the BCS bowls. We could try to unravel the ball of knotted up Christmas lights trying to figure out the beginning of all that is wrong with college football, bu...

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What exception did Alabama take advantage of to get to the MNC game last year? As I recall, the two best teams in the country played for the title. Did Alabama jump 8 or 9 spots after beating some pissant team? Nope. It's not a matter of keeping the little guys down. It's a matter of earning your w...

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Nope, wasn’t passed over for a promotion. Just got one actually. But thanks for caring. The bowls are about one thing and one thing only, making money. You want to put a rule in that says a non-AQ school gets a shot if they finish in the top 4? Fine. But when you start putting in rules that need a ...

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This thread is turning into something rich. Didn't realize a cutthroat, multi-billion dollar industry was somehow predicated on participation trophies. Any other pathetic analogies you guys want to draw to further illuminate your siege mentality? Some of us can watch football without worrying about ...

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Beat 8 AQ teams and you can get into a BCS bowl. Anything less shouldn't allow a team in. Nice fantasy world you live in. I'd like for Michigan to beat OSU once in awhile but just doesn't happen, so have to face reality. Please tell us how teams from a non-BCS conference are going to win 8 games ag...

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LSU wasn't exactly lighting it up before Saban, so not like winning at LSU, especially at the clip Les has, is the default. Yeah but in the LSU before Saban-era the Big 11 was still winning big bowl games and playing for nationals titles once in a while. Times have changed. Another outstanding syll...

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Best hit I've seen live is at 2.24 of this video, mostly because of circumstance. Was 4th and whatever in the second OT, so basically a walk-off ass whooping.

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Butt buddy is homo smack? Er, okay. I'm sowwy to hear I don't have the approval of some kneejerk, shallow thought, right wing clap trap, though. Next time you can just admit your line of reasoning is weak sauce.

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I think they win despite Miles, really. LSU is a mecca for local/regional talent, has been for a long time, and a different coach who understands the basics of game management would still pull that same high level of talent - the brand sells itself. This year had an odd void of offensive talent, by...

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This hit ended both players' careers on the spot.

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Guess you should tell your major CFB butt buddies to lose less than twice then. That and to stop raping underage tattoo artists. One-loss non-AQ schools don't get in over one-loss AQ schools.

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South Carolina has a history of lighting Michigan backs up. Saw this on Mgoblog.

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You football elitists - Sam and Lefty - are straight up inconsistent bitches if you're not going to acknowledge teams like NIU don't belong on ANY field with BCS-level teams if they don't belong on their elite bowl fields. Or do basic anti-trust issues escape your comprehension?

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