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by Jesus H. Christ
Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Xmas Thoughts
Replies: 32
Views: 2924

Re: My Xmas Thoughts

The only thing in my post about you EAP, was the alan Jackson part.

It is not about you.
by Jesus H. Christ
Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Xmas Thoughts
Replies: 32
Views: 2924

Re: My Xmas Thoughts

First of all folks, let's look at things in real perspective and context. Think space man: This universe we can see so far is like, big. Here is one tiny slice, near view http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/cms/cpg15x/albums/scaled_cache/m14a01_17-628x300.jpg Look at all those fukkin' galaxies. Each one wi...
by Jesus H. Christ
Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Xmas Thoughts
Replies: 32
Views: 2924

My Xmas Thoughts

I've been watching all you sick bastards masturbate and think carnal thoughts. Those who say they don't or they quit are liars. You will go to hell, repent now or be forced to read .net forever. You can't hide this shit form me. I hope the reindeer don't fuck up Christmas for santa and the kids like...
by Jesus H. Christ
Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Beat Off
Replies: 364
Views: 13130

Re: Beat Off

It's not mine.
by Jesus H. Christ
Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Parting shots
Replies: 55
Views: 3313

Re: Parting shots

Dinsdale wrote:... when you violate an oath you SWORE to?
... to which you swore.

Jesus H. Christ.
by Jesus H. Christ
Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jesus has returned.
Replies: 9
Views: 1719

Re: Jesus has returned.

I don't think so.
by Jesus H. Christ
Mon May 19, 2008 4:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Countdown...
Replies: 4
Views: 1086

Re: Countdown...

Make your time.
by Jesus H. Christ
Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oh shit and christ
Replies: 4
Views: 729

Oh shit and christ

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oh god
by Jesus H. Christ
Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 10
Views: 700

Re: Joke

God and god want this thread to kept alive.
by Jesus H. Christ
Fri May 04, 2007 3:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Godspeed Wally Schirra
Replies: 7
Views: 1552

I give you....

Shooting Stars ! ! !

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in his honor.
by Jesus H. Christ
Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 8027

douchbag, have you tried much to come to know Jesus yet?
by Jesus H. Christ
Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Here's what we know so far:
Replies: 72
Views: 5006

Arch Angel wrote:I have been gone for awhile, where is shutyomouth?
If he were up your ass you'd know it. Or not.
by Jesus H. Christ
Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Was Jesus resurrected?
Replies: 80
Views: 4241

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by Jesus H. Christ
Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Caption (BB) (G)danger(G)
Replies: 39
Views: 3694

Headhunter wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:what's the purpose of doing this to Cinder?
It's a fucking smackboard you ridiculous slunt.
She's just askin' for it.

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Mary
by Jesus H. Christ
Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Theories About Christmas
Replies: 55
Views: 3073

Rack the "hell" out of 88 Got the story pretty right and has the good spirit! Bobby42 nice take. I'll use it at our next production planning meeting! (with the pic)! Wolfman. Allways a solid "old experienced guy like me" take. Doug: Which version? But rack you anyway. Mikey: Just...
by Jesus H. Christ
Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Closer Look At The Global Warming Deniers
Replies: 26
Views: 1349

You know, I was scrolling through all of the forums at this joint seeing if anything new had been added, and what do you know? I spotted a Political Forum. Should we ask Santa to bring you a bigger frontal lobe for the holidays? Or maybe some fucking eye glasses? yes and sometimes when there's a mi...
by Jesus H. Christ
Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An Inconvenient Truth
Replies: 96
Views: 5675

Re: An Inconvenient Truth

Bizzarofelice wrote:
88 wrote:Scientists suck at predicting future climate events.
88 sucks at logic but excells at rehashing shit he finds on right wing web sites.
And you spell real good.


Jesus.
by Jesus H. Christ
Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment- NOW!
Replies: 32
Views: 2498

Careful what you ask for people.

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Mrs. Bill in the wings
by Jesus H. Christ
Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Wedding Disasters(!)
Replies: 2
Views: 433

When the groom sees her tits this way, he'll be sorry he married her.




I can say stuff like that.
by Jesus H. Christ
Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 44 today!!
Replies: 15
Views: 960

jtr wrote:one piece of advice: the less chinese food you eat the more plesant, if possible, the colonics will be.


What about pizza?



huh?
by Jesus H. Christ
Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)How did you "make your bones" on T1B...(!)
Replies: 61
Views: 3337

Bless all you fukkers.
by Jesus H. Christ
Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Israel targets Christian neighbourhoods.
Replies: 46
Views: 1635

:meds:
by Jesus H. Christ
Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's TIME for the weekend
Replies: 16
Views: 899

pray for your soul
by Jesus H. Christ
Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Choo Choo
Replies: 95
Views: 5092

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3, 3, 3, 3, 3...

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Ken
by Jesus H. Christ
Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: so the U.S. isnt the best at soccer,
Replies: 27
Views: 2065

game 1 for the US in 2006 had a rating of 2.3. Soccer will never matter in this sport because Americas best athletes dont play soccer, the captain wouldnt be 5-8 and a 143 ponds if the US actually gave a shit about soccer. Would the captain have breasts as large as those on the female in your avata...
by Jesus H. Christ
Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pittsburgh
Replies: 13
Views: 880

Any inside tips on where I might get some easy pussy?
by Jesus H. Christ
Wed May 03, 2006 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what would happen if all black people dd not go to work?
Replies: 32
Views: 1902

who are these souls?

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by Jesus H. Christ
Wed May 03, 2006 7:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Earl Woods...DEAD!
Replies: 13
Views: 843

Yes his afro decent brought Tiger the physical stamina he needs to be a champion. Of course his mother gives the inner focus and mental power of the oriental.

In the end you're all mine.
by Jesus H. Christ
Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sloganize Your Name
Replies: 57
Views: 3717

Felix wrote:"The Felix That Eats Like A Meal......"

wtf
Hey Felix, I'll be in Sandpoint this weekend, wanna I stop by for a Cold one?
by Jesus H. Christ
Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: _why do Mexicans wave the flag?
Replies: 138
Views: 7347

Risa wrote:
...the threat of the mark of the beast with a national identification system is also real...

Sometimes your posts are the mark of the beast upon threads.
by Jesus H. Christ
Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:59 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: RtS whines again
Replies: 38
Views: 3580

give me call roger