Who are the three most famous black women?
Oprah, Aunt Jemima, Mother Fucker
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Proud father, showing off to his drug dealer how his little boy is learning to speak:
"Say your word boy, say your word..."
Little boy: "Mother..."
Drug dealer: "Well he know half a word."
"Say your word boy, say your word..."
Little boy: "Mother..."
Drug dealer: "Well he know half a word."
wolfman wrote:I also remember seeing all the old people dying in the streets because they did not have medicare. Good times.
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TROTS this shit.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Trust me Goobs I would have, but for some reason we (I don't know if other mods have this problem, but I do) can't move topics to TROTS. Maybe an admin can fix it.
Ingse Bodil wrote:rich jews aren't the same as real jews, though, right?
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It has something to do with not being able to post in that forum.
Ingse Bodil wrote:rich jews aren't the same as real jews, though, right?
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God and god want this thread to kept alive.
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Good enough for me ... is it OK with God and god if we hijack it?Jesus H. Christ wrote:God and god want this thread to kept alive.
Ingse Bodil wrote:rich jews aren't the same as real jews, though, right?
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God and god might want to look into an ESL class.Jesus H. Christ wrote:God and god want this thread to kept alive.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on
me from the beginning, and, when I confront him he denies everything. What's
worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a
new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and B.S.
with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like
me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed: Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't
need him anymore.
You're a United States Senator from New York and a
Presidential candidate.
Act like one.
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on
me from the beginning, and, when I confront him he denies everything. What's
worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a
new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and B.S.
with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like
me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed: Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't
need him anymore.
You're a United States Senator from New York and a
Presidential candidate.
Act like one.
Three time Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots
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God and god love the new word filter.R-Jack wrote:God and god can speak every language, just none of them well.
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown