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Van Plowboy · Post by **Van Plowboy** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:19 pm

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Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:45 pm

Haven't heard of such a thing...since this morning.

Read more, post...something intelligent.

And once again, please don't call that crap going on over there "trolling," OK?

"Spamming" is the word you're looking for.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:52 am

http://www.ilikemonkeys.net/social_distortion.htm

THAT'S "trolling."

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:42 am

^^^Gets it.

Next time a fishing trip is planned("planned".... what's that? sin, you morons), I know where my first PM is going.

Spinach Genie · Post by **Spinach Genie** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:28 am

You ever get tired of being a walking, breathing penile implant?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:01 pm

Spinich, I've got a request...

Link me up with one noteworthy thing you've ever said or done...

one.

I'll hold my breath.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:52 pm

SG has often been money. Honestly though, Dinsdale, you seem to get under his skin and set him to anklebiting like no other. What on Earth did you do to this guy?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:06 pm

PSUFAN wrote:SG has often been money.

Sig material at .net.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:12 pm

PSUFAN wrote: What on Earth did you do to this guy?

I guess I merely pointed out the fact he was born with ZERO sense of humor, yet is one of those cut-rate dweebs who sees their role as judge and jury of what is and isn't funny.

That shit always cracks me up.

Those that can, do -- those that can't, go by the name Spinach Genie.

Shit, there's a whole buncha fools in here that I've shredded up one side and down the other, and those that I haven't are only due to time constraints, and their day is coming. It's just that most of the other people here are a little better equipped to handle internet insults, I guess, and aren't hell-bent on revenge.

That's my theory, anyway. I actually don't remember any sort of meaningful exchange with the asswipe, but whatever happened, it must have meant a lot to Weenie...

I guess. That's the only explaination for the weakassed driveby sniping.

Spinach Genie · Post by **Spinach Genie** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:28 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Spinich, I've got a request...

Link me up with one noteworthy thing you've ever said or done...

one.

I'll hold my breath.

Noteworthy? Are we keeping score? Do you really and honestly think I have ever come onto any of these boards with any professional aspirations of entertaining you people?

Let me get something straight with you Dins. You aren't funny. You aren't interesting. Your 'persona' is that of a PMSing middle aged woman. That's all well and good, but you seem to have this notion of self-importance about it all. I'm merely disabusing you of that notion. Carry on with your mediocrity. I'll carry on laughing at it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:45 pm

Spinach Genie wrote:I'll carry on laughing at it.

Bueller? Anyone?

Good God -- that was truly stupid beyond words.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:05 am

Spinach Genie wrote:Carry on with your mediocrity. I'll carry on laughing at it.

What the hell happened to you, Buc?

You used to be able to mix it up in here with the best of 'em, or at least be part of an intelligent conversation. This thread obviously isn't one of them, which was Dins' entire fucking point. Yet you chose to post in this one, going after him for ripping the shit way this thread started out. And it was shit.

Has being at the other board dulled your brain so bad that the best you have is one-liners and boring, wannabe, drive-by "analysis?"

If so, you might want to add a few emoticons or something. Jesus.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:18 am

RadioFan wrote:What the hell happened to you, Buc?

His "game" got his head kicked in one too many times.

Now, he's yet another member of my fan club.

Hell, it's my understanding that they have in-depth discussions of me on those "other boards," and I guess Spinich Weenie was the best representative they could come up with to confront me...and he brought that.

Or maybe they drew straws, and the loser had to try and "smack" me...I dunno.

Doesn't BODE too well for those other boards(which I've spent a grand total of approximately 5 minutes reading, combined, since their inception).

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:43 am

Do you really and honestly think I have ever come onto any of these boards with any professional aspirations of entertaining you people?

Professional aspirations? Huh? How about just type some funny stuff? Dins types more than his share of it. You used to. What happened? I feel like I was robbed.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:14 am

Dinsdale wrote:
RadioFan wrote:What the hell happened to you, Buc?
His "game" got his head kicked in one too many times.

Now, he's yet another member of my fan club.

Hell, it's my understanding that they have in-depth discussions of me on those "other boards," and I guess Spinich Weenie was the best representative they could come up with to confront me...and he brought that.

Or maybe they drew straws, and the loser had to try and "smack" me...I dunno.

Doesn't BODE too well for those other boards(which I've spent a grand total of approximately 5 minutes reading, combined, since their inception).

I wouldn't say "in depth" from what I've seen and I've only started going there in the past month after some broad posted her pretty nice naked pics and stuff.

You're good at what you do. Look at it this way, Bruce Lee apparently was constantly being challenged. Because he was .... the best. I"m sure in your deluded mind you can dig that analogy. You're full of shit and a fucking blow hard but god damn if you're not eloquent and witty about it, which is what "smack" is purportedly all about. I mean when you're ripping into me and I laugh ? You're totally wrong, totally full of it, but god damn ..... you're funny. A cunt, but funny.

You've got a gift. I think some folks who cannot post here, would like to play with you. Either that or they just want to get you to melt and disappear, who knows.

Dinsdale posts are good reads, so I'm okay either way.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:23 am

Tom In Captain Obviousland wrote:Dinsdale posts are good reads

So why turn it on him, when Spinach is carping, and badly?

This thread is going to end very badly for Spinach/Buc, btw. Just a wild, wacky hunch I have.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:58 am

RadioFan wrote:
Tom In Captain Obviousland wrote:Dinsdale posts are good reads
So why turn it on him, when Spinach is carping, and badly?

Turn what on him ? Did I miss a rule in the rule book ? Dins mentioned that he's spoken about in different forums. I shed some light on that fact and rendered my own take on the matter.

RadioFan wrote:This thread is going to end very badly for Spinach/Buc, btw. Just a wild, wacky hunch I have.

So. I don't speak Cryptic Message Board Gangsta Wanna Be bullshit, you want to mix in some fucking english. Is Buc going to get bum rushed, piled on, have a bunch of gravy training bottom feeders nip at his heels while he and Dins have a go ?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:15 am

Tom In VA wrote:So. I don't speak Cryptic Message Board Gangsta Wanna Be bullshit

Aside from dummer's posting style, which you seem to have adopted here ... let's review, shall we?

A shit troll started a thread that was glass dick. Dins insulted him/her/it for it, which is the ONLY reason it wasn't sent to the shitbin to begin with.

Buc then chose to come in to do a drive by slap at Dins.

Dins smacked hard back. Buc has yet to respond.

Btw ... RACK PSUFAN.

Buc used to be a solid poster, then he all but disappeared, outside of chiming in, to take a few very incredibly lame potshots, here and there. I'm only here to help, Tom.

But, to answer your question ...

Is Buc going to get bum rushed, piled on, have a bunch of gravy training bottom feeders nip at his heels while he and Dins have a go ?

Oh no, it will be more than a simple pile on. A lot more. Patience, my friend.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:35 am

Van Plow is old school.

Buc is old school.

Drummer ?

RF, take a break man, you're entirely TOO into this and are taking it WAY too seriously.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:45 pm

RadioFan wrote: What the hell happened to you, Buc?

We could ask the same thing to you.

Rack Tom.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:19 pm

Is Buc going to get bum rushed, piled on, have a bunch of gravy training bottom feeders nip at his heels while he and Dins have a go ?

Oh no, it will be more than a simple pile on. A lot more.

OK. I get it now.

And ohhhhhh, yes....it will be a LOT more.

Matter of fact, I believe Buc has just set himself up for what has potential to be the greatest pile-on in the history of the internet.

Buc, in all sincerety -- this would be an excellent time to take your lumps and stay down...just stay down.

As a matter of fact, you will adress me as "sir" from now on.

To say this isn't going to end well for Buc would be an understatement.

Speaking of understatements, here's another --

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't......stop......laughing.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:57 pm

Dinsdale wrote: To say this isn't going to end well for Buc would be an understatement.

Tears Jerry, Tears.

It certainly wont be due to your incredible smack game.

You're an entertaining poster when you break into one of your long winded diatribes that is full of more shit than a mike backer longball thrown up the middle of a junkie whore's puckered stinkcrinkle. Nothing more.

The only question left in this thread is who will be "smacking" Buc back...........

Now shut the fuck up and know your role, sir.

And RACK Tom as well.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:05 pm

Raydah James wrote:It certainly wont be due to your incredible smack game.

One-trick-pony sayswhat?

But, in this case, you are indeed correct.

In this case, very little action on my part will be necessary. With some ....new information... that's come to light, even JTR and Cicero could knock the cover off of this douche.

Oh, and did I mention...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Taint · Post by **Taint** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:19 pm

You mean Buc and that slunt Katy? That's an

er.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:31 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Raydah James wrote:It certainly wont be due to your incredible smack game.

One-trick-pony sayswhat?

Do you even read the horseshit you hit submit to?

You are easily one of the more transparent motherfuckers to post on these boards.........Tard handguide out front should have told you.

Typical Dins formula: insert Seinfeld reset endlessly (in most cases, Tears Jerry, Tears will do) proving that you are a mindless dolt of a douchenozzle who isnt witty or smart enough to think up a simple fucking catchphrase of his own..................punctuate said post by acting like a poor zyclone with a bit more "been there, done that, I rule" sprinkled in.

Hit submit and watch nobody buy the act.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

*yawn........*

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:05 pm

Raydah James wrote: Lather, rinse, repeat.

Please...please tell me YOU, of all people, didn't post that, one post after posting...

junkie whore's puckered stinkcrinkle

...Version 183.1 ?

That really didn't just happen, did it?

Ponderous.

The only question left in this thread is who will be "smacking" Buc back...........

Nope. That question has already been answered...it would appear Life has beaten this gimp down to the bottom rung of humanity.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:30 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Raydah James wrote: Lather, rinse, repeat.

Please...please tell me YOU, of all people, didn't post that, one post after posting...

junkie whore's puckered stinkcrinkle

...Version 183.1 ?

That really didn't just happen, did it?

Ponderous.

What syndicated network T.V. show was my quip from again?

Excellent work, tard.

At least you arent stupid enough to deny the fucking truth of my entire post.

The only question left in this thread is who will be "smacking" Buc back...........

Dins' smack ability wrote wrote:Nope. That question has already been answered....

Yes, it has.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:39 pm

Ah, my poor little miguided homosmacker...

Yeah, I'm in about the same mood to wave the white flag as Israel is right about now.

Due to the fact that apparently there's a lot of people who think Weenie is a little bitch, some ...new developements have come to my attention.

I doubt we'll be seeing much of dude anymore. His "internet image" is a little too important to him for that.

I was just suprised by how many people lined up to toss the guy under the bus.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:32 pm

Rack this whole thread and all who have participated in it.

Loves me some smack.

Thanks folks.

velocet

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:58 pm

LK Picksdale wrote:
....new information...

Save it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:33 pm

trev wrote:Save it.

Oh, surely you jest.

Laughter of this caliber doesn't come along on these boards very often.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:40 am

Tom In VA wrote:Buc is old school.

Exactly my point, Tom.

Which is why I asked what the hell happened to him.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:48 am

trev wrote:
RadioFan wrote: What the hell happened to you, Buc?

We could ask the same thing to you.

Who the fuck is "we," trev?

Your online personality?

Last time I checked, this was a smackboard, not an "it's OK to smack this guy, but not that guy, because they're in looooove."

Are you fucking kidding me?

P.S.

I love you

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:59 am

Damn this could have been a good thread...

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:12 am

RadioFan wrote:
trev wrote:
RadioFan wrote: What the hell happened to you, Buc?

We could ask the same thing to you.
Who the fuck is "we," trev?

Your online personality?

Last time I checked, this was a smackboard, not an "it's OK to smack this guy, but not that guy, because they're in looooove."

Are you fucking kidding me?

P.S.

I love you

I only pay attention to who's in love with me. You should do the same.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:48 am

Oh, but I do, trev.

Btw, the correct response is:

I love you too, baby.

I'll ask you about flowers, later.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:18 pm

RadioFan wrote:Oh, but I do, trev.

Btw, the correct response is:

I love you too, baby.
I'll ask you about flowers, later.

Smartass.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:50 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Ah, my poor little miguided homosmacker...

Yeah, I'm in about the same mood to wave the white flag as Israel is right about now.

Due to the fact that apparently there's a lot of people who think Weenie is a little bitch, some ...new developements have come to my attention.

You knew ten days ago that they were getting hitched? Maybe they could have a double troll wedding with Zyclone.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:09 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:You knew ten days ago that they were getting hitched?

No, I just got sent links (by several people) to the "Ohhhhh, I looooove you" crap.

Didn't even know what you were talking about, until I got the update.

And I must say...

As badly as I bash some of you, regardless of the evil things I may say about both you and your mothers, regardless what I say about your intelligence...

No longer could I ever, in good conscience, ever refer to any of you as "the biggest loser."

Holy fucking shit. I've seen some big-time pathetic shit on these boards over the years....and this made it all seem miniscule.

These fucking tards just made Atomic Punk and Zyclone seem "well-adjusted."

This has GOT to be an elaborate trolljob. HAS to be.

Hey trev, will you marry me? How bout you, patsy?

Holy fucking fuck....go ahead and assume that if you have to log on to a fucking smack board to find pussy, you shouldn't be asking her to marry you -- you should be putting a bullet in your own skull.

Holy fucking shit.

From: Buccaneer
To: Katy
Posted: 5 January, 2006
Subject: Heyyyyy, hotstuff

Girl, I just couldn't help but notice how cool you sound when you RACK shutyomouth. Wanna drive a few hundred miles to get together sometime? And since you've aligned yourself with a couple of guys who spend their days collecting dossiers on people they know only through internet postings, you must be pretty hot.

What...the...fuck. They having the ceremony at the infield at the Special Olympics?

Wow. The full tardliness of this hasn't quite sunk in yet.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:50 pm

Relax, it's ok. They probably won't be fleshing this thing out on the boards, or anything.