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by Ace
Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: St Maarten Bucket List PET
Replies: 25
Views: 1857

Re: St Maarten Bucket List PET

Great PET.
by Ace
Fri Nov 07, 2014 7:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't know how it is in your state, but...
Replies: 40
Views: 2053

Re: Don't know how it is in your state, but...

Ace, saying "Wendy Davis came up short here in Texas," is like saying your house burning down is a nice campfire. Even by Democrat strategists' standards who said a losing margin of less than 10% would be a win, 10-19% a push, and 20% and greater would be an utter rejection of the party c...
by Ace
Fri Nov 07, 2014 1:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't know how it is in your state, but...
Replies: 40
Views: 2053

Re: Don't know how it is in your state, but...

A lot will change between now and the next election. Names we barely recognize may jump to the forefront, but, as of right now... The only GOPer with a chance in hell of beating whoever the Dems nominate is...... Jeb. Another Bush...I know. But I think he has the personality to swing it. John Kaisc...
by Ace
Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What did this election teach us?
Replies: 45
Views: 1921

Re: What did this election teach us?

molly wrote:Hipsters and millennial could be the # that changes things.
The youth have always been relied upon as the agents of change. Then they grow up, gain responsibilities, and see life throw the eyes of grown ups
by Ace
Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What did this election teach us?
Replies: 45
Views: 1921

Re: What did this election teach us?

BSmack wrote:Old God fearing racist gun toting coots vote every year, not just Presidential elections.

Image
Yep
by Ace
Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sudden Scott PET
Replies: 16
Views: 2591

Re: Sudden Scott PET

Nice pics
by Ace
Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dems find a new way to commit voter fraud
Replies: 16
Views: 868

Re: Dems find a new way to commit voter fraud

War Wagon wrote:I do know that Texas isn't in danger of ever becoming a blue state and for that I am grateful.
No, it will happen. The demographics will overwhelm the old white people soon enough
by Ace
Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't know how it is in your state, but...
Replies: 40
Views: 2053

Re: Don't know how it is in your state, but...

Wendy Davis came up short here in Texas. Abbott was able to churn out the tard vote effectively
by Ace
Wed Nov 05, 2014 3:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I will be happy when this election is over...
Replies: 38
Views: 1477

Re: I will be happy when this election is over...

Enjoy it while it lasts, 'pubs. In two years, the map is in the Democrats favor
by Ace
Fri Oct 31, 2014 2:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: *This* is why we need voter ID
Replies: 23
Views: 1027

Re: *This* is why we need voter ID

Anything to keep the darkies from voting, right 'pubs?
by Ace
Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's going on?
Replies: 5
Views: 627

Re: What's going on?

Parenting isnt easy, Dan. Perhaps its time to outsource the alpha role to the guy next door who burned your fence down. He would know how to handle these situations
by Ace
Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: US News and World Report... finally got it right.
Replies: 3
Views: 408

Re: US News and World Report... finally got it right.

UCLA is not a top ten university
by Ace
Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SEC and New Orleans Birthday PET
Replies: 4
Views: 842

Re: SEC and New Orleans Birthday PET

Well done.
by Ace
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Soccer: Fuck yeah!
Replies: 16
Views: 1147

Re: Soccer: Fuck yeah!

Last week, I saw a guys head get stapled and wrapped on the sideline after a vicious collision with an opposing player. He went back in and played. Last month, a player was knocked unconscious, taken off the pitch on a stretcher. He was awakened with some salts and he went back in. Any modern day N...
by Ace
Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Up North" PET
Replies: 32
Views: 1576

Re: "Up North" PET

Beautiful. Love the Upper Midwest this time of year
by Ace
Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Soccer: Fuck yeah!
Replies: 16
Views: 1147

Re: Soccer: Fuck yeah!

Soccer is a faggot sport. Last week, I saw a guys head get stapled and wrapped on the sideline after a vicious collision with an opposing player. He went back in and played. Last month, a player was knocked unconscious, taken off the pitch on a stretcher. He was awakened with some salts and he went...
by Ace
Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Muzzies in England
Replies: 2
Views: 541

Re: Muzzies in England

Generalizations are fun
by Ace
Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well this can't be...
Replies: 11
Views: 2393

Re: Well this can't be...

Love how the cons are sticking to their 15 year old Democrat quotes to defend the clusterfuck that was Iraq, all from the comfort of their armchairs of course.


Carry on, tough guys
by Ace
Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well this can't be...
Replies: 11
Views: 2393

Re: Well this can't be...

They couldve found a warehouse full of chem weapons and that still wouldnt justify the Iraq disaster
by Ace
Tue Oct 07, 2014 6:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Pix
Replies: 22
Views: 1558

Re: Weekend Pix

Nice pics, but you were going 100mph with your kid in the car?
by Ace
Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drivin' The Damn Rent Up
Replies: 49
Views: 1033

Re: Drivin' The Damn Rent Up

I'm guessing that whiteys were all patting themselves on their backs telling their friends that they were living in a diverse neighborhood.
by Ace
Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NOT much HERE
Replies: 43
Views: 975

Re: NOT much HERE

Trev strikes me as a Entertainment Tonight sorta guy
by Ace
Fri Sep 12, 2014 3:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So this NFL thing...
Replies: 18
Views: 479

Re: So this NFL thing...

Totally blown out of proportion. We knew months ago from the video that she was dragged unconscious out of the elevator. How the fuck do people think she got that way?
by Ace
Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What are you listening too ?
Replies: 7
Views: 357

Re: What are you listening too ?

by Ace
Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Because I am bored as hell...
Replies: 20
Views: 675

Re: Because I am bored as hell...

Sudden Sam wrote: Only one of these I've heard is Happy.

I prefer the Stones tune of the same name.
This, and only because the song was drilled into my skull by the multitude of commercials and lead ins
by Ace
Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Those Kooky Muslims
Replies: 1
Views: 138

Re: Those Kooky Muslims

Sound like nice guys. We should bring some over here to experience their rich, cultural heritage
by Ace
Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bumper stickers - who's got em?
Replies: 43
Views: 1083

Re: Bumper stickers - who's got em?

Conservatives place their bumper stickers on the glass section of their vehicle. Libs place them on the actual painted bumper because theyre the smart ones
by Ace
Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Never in a Million Years... !!!
Replies: 9
Views: 417

Re: Never in a Million Years...

Looks good, but is that really an Indian?
by Ace
Thu Jul 24, 2014 5:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I know this woman
Replies: 7
Views: 354

Re: I know this woman

That was brutal. I wonder what his friends thought about him after watching that thing? Fucking pussy
by Ace
Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Property damage
Replies: 29
Views: 1307

Re: Property damage

Is your wife's pussy worth $435, Dan? Thats really the question you need to be asking yourself right now
by Ace
Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Houston PET
Replies: 51
Views: 1647

Re: Houston PET

mvscal wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:The people ARE awesome down here.
Sure, if you like assholes. Sorry, dude. Houston blows goats.
This x100000
by Ace
Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not a Lotta Diversity in Oregon
Replies: 32
Views: 1510

Re: Not a Lotta Diversity in Oregon

It wasnt long ago that Oregon were wringing their hands over the fact that they didnt have many noggians.
by Ace
Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rahm Emanuel
Replies: 29
Views: 1818

Re: Rahm Emanuel

Nothing screams pitbull like a 5'3" Jew
by Ace
Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody believe he actually gave a shit?
Replies: 13
Views: 613

Re: Anybody believe he actually gave a shit?

Thats a shame for Ochimp for its one less relative he can throw under the bus at his convenience
by Ace
Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What will all the Racists Do
Replies: 44
Views: 2339

Re: What will all the Racists Do

Cosmo Kramer wrote:When President Obama comes looking for you? :lol:
Well, head towards a large body of water, of course
by Ace
Thu May 15, 2008 1:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why even bother with an election?
Replies: 28
Views: 840

Re: Why even bother with an election?

mvscal wrote:Didn't you see the pictures of weeping Kerry supporters in 04?
And dont forget the news stories regarding Kerry's supporters seeking therapy after his lost.. Buncha pussies :lol:
by Ace
Mon May 12, 2008 12:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Extinct Bunnies?
Replies: 71
Views: 4603

Re: Extinct Bunnies?

smackaholic wrote:I hear dan's prostate is on the endangered species list. So go easy on it, mvscal.

Only men have prostates