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I'll just be glad when the political muckraking is over. I live in KCMO but have to watch and hear about the Kansas senate and governor candidates because 25% of the registered voters in Kansas live in Johnson County, a suburb of KC.

It's been a constant barrage of attack ads the past few months, weeks, days, and it's beyond old.
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Our gubernatorial race features a whackjob Mormon against the D ("D" is for "Duh" in Oregon) incumbent, who is a proven crook -- led the national laughingstock healthcare website (over $300 mil down the hole, never worked, they scrapped it), tried to enrich his cronies by building a new bridge to Washington (actually replacing the old one) to the tune of over $200 mil... just for the studies... the "consultants" were living like rock stars, and $20 mil isn't even accounted for, just missing from the books, and the bridge project is scrapped... his girlfriend, who calls herself the "first lady" gets "clean energy" consulting gigs (got one where she was the highest bid), and when the Ethics Committee told her to knock off with clearly criminal activities, the guv had the ethics committee... and I'm not making this up... he had them rewrite the ethics rules. She conducts her private business as a lobbyist out of the governor's office... which he won't release any documents in regards to (he's made it very clear that neither state nor federal laws apply to him)...


and that's who the idiots here are going to vote for, even though the feds are conducting a criminal investigation into him and his.

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Dude, you better chill. I hear they got a gulag being built somewhere in the eastern oregon wastelands for you malcontents who aren't down the party
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I voted for the gay white former Republican now independent for mayor because he's not the balck establishment's candidate.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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I guess it's never going to get any better. We have n election for "Guv" here. Scott has done a good job and deserves reelection, but the Dems dredged up Charlie Crist and backing him with tons of $$ and TV ads making it a race. MrsO and I voted a long time ago by mail in ballot, but I still get robo calls exhorting me to get out and vote. Commercial TV time is a vast wasteland of attack ads. Enough already Anyone who has not made up their mind a long time ago shouldn't be voting at all. I dread 2016.
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What election ?


The sooner you realize that it doesn't matter, the better off all of you will be.

The San Francisco Bay Area... run's politics in this country and that won't change for a long, long, time.


San Francisco and the Bay Area lives in a "bubble" and has more money than God.

It's completely unconcerned about the welfare of other parts of the country.


Unfortunately, that's "the truth".
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Papa Willie wrote:

THERE is your reality, inbred & homeless faggot. :lol:






You're not very bright... are you, Porky ?






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San Francisco... and it's not even close


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highest-in ... ted_States



Coming in at #135 ... Bacon, GA.


Too funny.



Like I said, you ain't too bright.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highest-in ... ted_States



Coming in at #135 ... Bacon, GA.






l to r... Life and Porky
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What "Porky calls Friday Night" in Bacon, GA....


Note: I had to cut this video short... or I'd have to throw up some g's on this nasty mess... as it went full force and buried its head into 3 buckets of KFC just seconds later.








Bald, Fat, and living in a trailer in Georgia... is no way to go through life.
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Papa Willie wrote:
matteric wrote:Image
Is that a UM logo on his sleeve?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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I will be happy when this erection is over.


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I laughed when the Dems here trotted out Billy Boy himself to push the vote for Crist. Pathetic, but sadly may work. talk to you all later tonight.
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schmick wrote: Finally seeing a homeless person Nancy gives him directions to the welfare office then she reaches in to Rands pocket and pulls out 20 dollars, she gives the homeless man 5 dollars and keeps 15 dollars for herself as an "administrative fee"

Nice, racketh.
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This country's political system is too much like the BCS in that it's almost always between two candidates and those two candidates are rarely the best suited for the job.
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That's kind of weird. Lumping three separate metro areas into one.

SF is definitely riding San Jose's coattails on income, but I'm pretty sure including Oakland evens it out.
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Voted this morning and showed my photo ID as required.
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No, myself and damn near everyone else there already had it out and ready to hand to the election worker to scan.

A complete and total non issue.
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Maybe in Ohio, but certainly not here. I used mine today as well.

I also like to use it at TSA checkpoints if I have time to spare. Since i have pre check and global entry I don't have to take my shoes or belt off, nor do I have to take my liquids or computer out. Talk about making rent a cops squirm.
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If they ask me for my ID when I vote, I say

"Obviously you don't know who the FUCK I am. The name's Screwball. Screwball, and I don't give a fuck who you are."

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kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:If they ask me for my ID when I vote, I say

"Obviously you don't know who the FUCK I am. The name's Screwball. Screwball, and I don't give a fuck who you are...ooh, let me get that for you."

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Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:If they ask me for my ID when I vote, I say

"Obviously you don't know who the FUCK I am. The name's Screwball. Screwball, and I don't give a fuck who you are...ooh, let me get that for you."

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That's right, I mop up your shit takes.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:That's right, I mop up my shit takes.
Yes Screwey, we know you do.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:That's right, I mop up my shit takes.
Yes Screwey, we know you do.
"Phoenix," eh?
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Props to ESPN for having CFB on tonight so we have a choice other than then NBA or election returns.
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Rack Screwball !
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Is there a reason... Porky hasn't been banned for 3 posts in a row with homosexual videos ???


As I recall, this was cause for a permanent ban.




Or does Mr. Magoo and "the deciders" condone this kind of behaviour ?


If you do... please put up a warning for those that don't.





Thanks.


Sin,


Heterosexual guy.
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Roach wrote:More genius from 'Spray

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Being that "Roach" the mormon and "mod of this forum" responded in this manner ... I think my question has been answered.
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Didn't realize you were so much of a homophobe.

Just another self loathing Jew I guess.
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R-Jack wrote:Didn't realize you were so much of a homophobe.

Just another self loathing Jew I guess.

Homophobe ?

Self loathing Jew ?


Nah... just not into "beastialty" like you and your "ex-wife".

Maybe, your wife needed another "horse" in the sack/barn... and she ended up with a bigot and started banging her trainer due to your lack of manhood.


She's still banging her trainer... right ?
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Perhaps... this can help you get your horse/ex-wife... back ?




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No charge.


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matteric wrote:
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What R-Jack calls... Friday Night






Shhhhshh.... don't tell my ex-wife



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Sudden Sam wrote:Upon rereading my post, indignation mighta sounded better there.

I'll never understand any of the arguments against requiring an ID to vote. Baffling.
I figured you were a little sharper than that, Sam.

It is real simple. Having to show an ID makes fraud a little tricky. And the dems have shown that while corrupt, they are not particularly competent and more than a bit lazy. Old timey dems would just work on their fake ID production.
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It's over and we get a bit of a rest from all the politicking for now. Scott stays as "Guv", and I wonder if Charlie Crist will end up back on the Morgan & Morgan payroll. Medical pot did not garner the 60% vote needed to pass as an amendment. I can wait for 2016.
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Charlie can start figuring out what party to join for the next round of elections.
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Enjoy it while it lasts, 'pubs. In two years, the map is in the Democrats favor
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Dinsdale wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:That's right, I mop up my shit takes.
Yes Screwey, we know you do.
"Phoenix," eh?
Yeahhh...in retrospect, the KC force was strong in that line.

Point to Screwey, set and match to Dinsdale. :oops:
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