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International soccer in eastern Europe makes SEC "rivalries" like Bammer-Allbarn look like the incestuous faggotry it truly is.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:International soccer
Let me guess, there is either someone diving and acting as if their leg were just destroyed by an IED and then running just fine 20 seconds later, or there was a riot of some kind.

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Left Seater wrote: Let me guess, there is either someone diving and acting as if their leg were just destroyed by an IED and then running just fine 20 seconds later, or there was a riot of some kind.

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You're not that far off, but you should actually watch it.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Left Seater wrote: Let me guess, there is either someone diving and acting as if their leg were just destroyed by an IED and then running just fine 20 seconds later, or there was a riot of some kind.

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You're not that far off, but you should actually watch it.
I did and found nothing worth watching. Bunch of Serbian jack offs milling around pushing each other and whining like the little bitches they are.
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schmick wrote:The only thing gayer than socqueer and the faggots who play it is the felchers who watch it
:lol:

Yeah, let's see you say that to the faces of all the British gangbangers who travel from stadium to stadium kicking the shit out of the opposing team's fans.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
schmick wrote:The only thing gayer than socqueer and the faggots who play it is the felchers who watch it
:lol:

Yeah, let's see you say that to the faces of all the British gangbangers who travel from stadium to stadium kicking the shit out of the opposing team's fans.
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schmick wrote:Those lymie twats are scared of muslims
So is Rooster, but I'm pretty sure he could kick your ass too.
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Just pray to whatever god you believe in that The Deciders don't start kicking a soccer ball around...

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Dutch hooligans set a time prior to matches for brawls.

Nice to know they're civilized.
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that is what seperates northern euro from their swarthy southern cousins. they are organized. the only thing southern euros are good at organizing is crime.
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All I know about soccer besides the players are diving pussies is that some dudes last game ever is tomorrow (Landon Donovan?) and Im dropping my son off at the Galaxy stadium for the game.
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Papa Willie wrote:Soccer is a faggot sport.
Last week, I saw a guys head get stapled and wrapped on the sideline after a vicious collision with an opposing player. He went back in and played. Last month, a player was knocked unconscious, taken off the pitch on a stretcher. He was awakened with some salts and he went back in. Any modern day NFL player is sent back to the locker room and listed as 'out' if either of the two incidents occurred during a game.
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NEW DELHI (AP) — The Mizoram Football Association says a 23-year-old Indian soccer player has died after injuring his spine while celebrating a goal with somersaults.

Peter Biaksangzuala landed on his back while doing flips last Tuesday in the northeastern state of Mizoram. He died Sunday.

Biaksangzuala scored in the 62nd minute. After his celebration went bad, he was stretchered off the field to a local hospital.
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mvscal wrote:
NEW DELHI (AP) — The Mizoram Football Association says a 23-year-old Indian soccer player has died after injuring his spine while celebrating a goal with somersaults.

Peter Biaksangzuala landed on his back while doing flips last Tuesday in the northeastern state of Mizoram. He died Sunday.

Biaksangzuala scored in the 62nd minute. After his celebration went bad, he was stretchered off the field to a local hospital.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Look, I had NOTHING to do with this one. I've been awfully busy in Nigeria lately.

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Ace wrote: Last week, I saw a guys head get stapled and wrapped on the sideline after a vicious collision with an opposing player. He went back in and played. Last month, a player was knocked unconscious, taken off the pitch on a stretcher. He was awakened with some salts and he went back in. Any modern day NFL player is sent back to the locker room and listed as 'out' if either of the two incidents occurred during a game.
Unlikely given the recent actions of the EPL and FIFA.

In both of the situations above EPL rules require an examination by a Dr not associated with the team. His or her determination is final. No Dr would clear a player in either of the situations above. FIFA is being sued for its poor handling of concussions. They didn't even follow their own rules during the WC. We have had a Spanish league Dr sniffing around our hockey team the last two weeks who is working on conky rules for mexican soccer.

Unless you were watching some out of the way league in nowhereistan it is unlikely either of the above happened.
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One visit to even a US "A League" game will convince you that soccer is not a pussy game.
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Left Seater wrote:
Ace wrote: Last week, I saw a guys head get stapled and wrapped on the sideline after a vicious collision with an opposing player. He went back in and played. Last month, a player was knocked unconscious, taken off the pitch on a stretcher. He was awakened with some salts and he went back in. Any modern day NFL player is sent back to the locker room and listed as 'out' if either of the two incidents occurred during a game.
Unlikely given the recent actions of the EPL and FIFA.

In both of the situations above EPL rules require an examination by a Dr not associated with the team. His or her determination is final. No Dr would clear a player in either of the situations above. FIFA is being sued for its poor handling of concussions. They didn't even follow their own rules during the WC. We have had a Spanish league Dr sniffing around our hockey team the last two weeks who is working on conky rules for mexican soccer.

Unless you were watching some out of the way league in nowhereistan it is unlikely either of the above happened.
The head stapling was from RM v Bilbao on Oct 5. Here is the in game feed. Go to the 13th minute

http://www.theguardian.com/football/liv ... -liga-live

Here are other examples of recent head stapling:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldc ... razil.html

http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/28/martin-sk ... o-4281009/

The player who was knocked out played in Ligue 1. Cant find the report on it
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