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- Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: CAN ANYONE F*#KING SPELL?!?!
- Replies: 19
- Views: 868
Re: CAN ANYONE F*#KING SPELL?!?!
Quit dipping snuff about 4 mo ago and I'm still feeling the effects. I went from occasional grump to full blown ass hole :brad:
- Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: CAN ANYONE F*#KING SPELL?!?!
- Replies: 19
- Views: 868
Re: CAN ANYONE F*#KING SPELL?!?!
Don't matter when over half the viewing area is not smart enough to notice grammar issues. All they know is down in them parts 8-4 is a top 10 finish and 5-7 gets you "others receiving votes" in the final AP Poll.
- Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:58 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: SEC ! SEC ! SEC!
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1135
Re: SEC ! SEC ! SEC!
That sure is a lot of hoopla for perpetual 5-7 and SS I believe we are laughing at you, not with you.
- Sun Oct 13, 2013 9:47 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Hey Sooners...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 771
Re: Hey Sooners...
Dude got out played by Case McCoy...Even a BYU QB with a brace on ran all over Texas' ass and OU keeps said LB in a pocket passing game plan.
- Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:46 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2013 CFB Pickem - Week 7 Scores
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1293
Re: 2013 CFB Pickem - Week 7 Scores
Damn my score just mirrored the performance of Blake Bell.
- Sat Oct 12, 2013 7:59 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Hey Sooners...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 771
Re: Hey Sooners...
Texas homer boards were sharing my sentiment. We all thought another ass raping was in store. What a pleasant turn of events. Case McCoy is no longer the worst QB in BTPCFB. That award goes to Blake Bell. Wow, I'm still speechless over that game.
- Sat Oct 12, 2013 5:45 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Mizzou @ UGA.
- Replies: 27
- Views: 2190
Re: Mizzou @ UGA.
Hell yeah. Mizzou looking good. Wonder if Wags has the same shit eating grin that I'm wearing watching TX/OU.
- Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:54 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Hey Sooners...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 771
Hey Sooners...
Can't believe quarter one is in the books and Texas is ahead. Since I didn't call any shot before game time I can't really say anything other than that, but WTF is up with the OU play calling? Are they going Mack Brown in this game? I find it hard to believe that Texas has gotten ass raped by rushin...
- Sat Oct 12, 2013 12:43 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2013 CFB Pickem - Week 7 Lines
- Replies: 26
- Views: 4144
Re: 2013 CFB Pickem - Week 7 Lines
1 ORU 90
9 BAY
10 OKA
11 TCU
12 TEK
16 NWS
39 MIZ
41 LSU
43 ATM
46 TSU
9 BAY
10 OKA
11 TCU
12 TEK
16 NWS
39 MIZ
41 LSU
43 ATM
46 TSU
- Sat Oct 05, 2013 1:42 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Wow, Iowa State got fucked
- Replies: 38
- Views: 969
Re: Wow, Iowa State got fucked
Texas football is a dumpster fire. Mack Brown has gone delusional, the players suck, and the LHN curse is in full effect. They created this monster and now they have to live with it. ISU did get screwed, but if they let Case McCoy pass for 240 yards then they deserve to lose.
- Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:15 am
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2013 CFB Pickem - Week 6 Lines
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3021
Re: 2013 CFB Pickem - Week 6 Lines
1 WVU 90
3 MRY
4 MIF
13 TEK
14 OKA
18 MIN
20 OSU
40 ORU
47 GEO
49 TSU
3 MRY
4 MIF
13 TEK
14 OKA
18 MIN
20 OSU
40 ORU
47 GEO
49 TSU
- Fri Sep 27, 2013 11:51 am
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2013 CFB Pickem - Week 5 Lines
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3380
Re: 2013 CFB Pickem - Week 5 Lines
1 OSU 50
3 CLE
4 DUK
10 SMU
11 OKS
20 OKA
31 ORU
33 STN
36 ATM
37 LSU
3 CLE
4 DUK
10 SMU
11 OKS
20 OKA
31 ORU
33 STN
36 ATM
37 LSU
- Sat Sep 21, 2013 12:50 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2013 CFB Pickem - Week 4 Lines
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3010
Re: 2013 CFB Pickem - Week 4 Lines
1 KSU 48
3 GTK
4 MRY
6 VTK
11 BAY
24 MSU
33 ASU
37 CSU
39 GEO
42 ATM
3 GTK
4 MRY
6 VTK
11 BAY
24 MSU
33 ASU
37 CSU
39 GEO
42 ATM
- Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:07 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: USC, Texas and Nebraska
- Replies: 34
- Views: 2201
Re: USC, Texas and Nebraska
Saban ain't coming to Texas. He even knows that his coaching won't even get Texas bowl eligible with the roster full of me first, no tackling pussies.
- Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:10 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Ole MIss-Texas
- Replies: 13
- Views: 798
Re: Ole MIss-Texas
Warehouse District , while home to some decent eateries and mature night clubs, is also smack dab in the center of the highest concentration of gay bars in the entire metro area. So while I'm sure you are really drawn to the over priced ambiance that is Trulucks, there may be some that will be suspi...
- Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:09 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Ole MIss-Texas
- Replies: 13
- Views: 798
Re: Ole MIss-Texas
Warehouse District , while home to some decent eateries and mature night clubs, is also smack dab in the center of the highest concentration of gay bars in the entire metro area. So while I'm sure you are really drawn to the over priced ambiance that is Trulucks, there may be some that will be suspi...
- Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:25 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Ole MIss-Texas
- Replies: 13
- Views: 798
- Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:25 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Ole MIss-Texas
- Replies: 13
- Views: 798
Re: Ole MIss-Texas
Um...you frequent the gays bars while in Austin?Left Seater wrote:Being in Austin as often as I am I never frequent 6th street.
4th and Colorado on the other side of Congress is where it is at.
- Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:22 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Ole MIss-Texas
- Replies: 13
- Views: 798
Re: Ole MIss-Texas
There is good reason lots of locals shy from the 6th street area. Biggest cesspool of crime and low lifes in the entire county.
- Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:40 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Ranking the conferences so far.
- Replies: 7
- Views: 496
Re: Ranking the conferences so far.
I'm glad the Big 12 is a little down this year. Falls right into place for Texas to make it's move. I know there's lots of haters, but at the post game presser last night, Mack Brown said the team still has a conference championship as a goal. After that statement how can I argue?
- Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:48 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2013 CFB Pickem - Week 3 Results
- Replies: 3
- Views: 621
Re: 2013 CFB Pickem - Week 3 Results
Damn, my best season evah. Feeling like I'm in good company.
- Sat Sep 14, 2013 12:28 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2013 CFB Pickem - Week 3 Lines
- Replies: 27
- Views: 4835
Re: 2013 CFB Pickem - Week 3 Lines
1 ALA (65)
6 MRY
9 IOW
10 MAS
12 MIS
16 MIC
17 UCL
34 ORU
39 LOU
40 LSU
6 MRY
9 IOW
10 MAS
12 MIS
16 MIC
17 UCL
34 ORU
39 LOU
40 LSU
- Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:39 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Starting to appreciate Lane Kiffin
- Replies: 4
- Views: 220
Re: Starting to appreciate Lane Kiffin
Can't wait until he and Mack Brown are on opposite sidelines coaching in the East/ West Shrine game at the end of the year.
- Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:48 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Blackledge's Taste of the Town
- Replies: 6
- Views: 473
Re: Blackledge's Taste of the Town
What is the wait like? Best I ever had was brisket at Franklins in Austin. Only problem is dude only cooks what will fit on his pit and when that is gone he closes for the day. People line up in the early morning to get it. It has only been made worse by the media coverage and food network and trav...
- Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:45 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: CFB Pickem 2013 - Week 2 Lines
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3069
Re: CFB Pickem 2013 - Week 2 Lines
1- NDM (40)
2- MRY
5- ORU
8- BAY
10- OKA
14- NEB
16- OSU
22- TEX
32- USC
36- LSU
2- MRY
5- ORU
8- BAY
10- OKA
14- NEB
16- OSU
22- TEX
32- USC
36- LSU
- Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:54 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Your top 10 after week 1
- Replies: 8
- Views: 249
Re: Your top 10 after week 1
Since I'm a once in a blue moon type poster and a Longhorn homer, could any of you previous posters care to explain what Texas has done to make any top 10 list?
- Sat Aug 31, 2013 2:34 am
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: CFB Pickem - Week 1 Lines
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3161
Re: CFB Pickem - Week 1 Lines
1 CLE
4 OSU
8TEM
10 ALA
15 OKS
16 OKA
17 SOM
19 ATM
27 LSU
29 NEV
4 OSU
8TEM
10 ALA
15 OKS
16 OKA
17 SOM
19 ATM
27 LSU
29 NEV
- Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Polish skank to have sex with 100,000 dudes
- Replies: 17
- Views: 408
Re: Polish skank to have sex with 100,000 dudes
That number doesn't seem too hard to obtain, especially when you throw in a weekly gang bang or two, or three. I also wonder what her criteria for sex is. If she counts handjobs then she may shatter that record by Christmas.
- Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: if there's anything funny about having a stroke
- Replies: 110
- Views: 7178
Re: if there's anything funny about having a stroke
I quit for real about five years ago. I just said to myself "self, you have kids. This is fucking stupid" and never had one since. For perspective, I smoked for 15 years. Seriously. You are all pussies. I dipped Copenhagen for about 20 years and my flight surgeon pulled down my lower lip ...
- Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:20 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Let's kill some countdown time
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1308
Re: Let's kill some countdown time
If any of the previously mentioned players have a television that comes up missing we could reserve a roster spot for Cedric Benson to go and retrieve said television by all means necessary. And if Switzer runs out of guns and dope in the dorms we could get Ron Meyer and Jackie Sherill to just hand ...
- Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Africanised Bees vs. Honey Bees
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1306
- Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Africanised Bees vs. Honey Bees
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1306
Re: Africanised Bees vs. Honey Bees
You guys are not thinking clearly. They are yellow jackets. Little tiny sting machines. What is the best way to deal with a bunch of little tiny sting machines that live in the ground? A Shop Vac. You roll up on their nest all indiscrete and shit. And out of nowhere, you flip the switch and start H...
- Sun Aug 18, 2013 11:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Africanised Bees vs. Honey Bees
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1306
Re: Africanised Bees vs. Honey Bees
Around my house we have African-Americanised bees. We don't really worry about them because they tend to be lazy and unmotivated. Every now and then we sprinkle grape flavored cigars and malt liquor around the hive and they get pretty active.
- Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:06 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Johnny may need a new name....
- Replies: 43
- Views: 1998
Re: Johnny may need a new name....
The money factor should not even apply to Moneybadger. His family ain't exactly broke and living in the hood. Dude can't keep his mouth shut especially on Twitter and his dad really can't keep his mouth shut.
- Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:54 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Nice forum
- Replies: 96
- Views: 4092
Re: Nice forum
Last time Mich was relevant to any degree I think Vince Young was ass raping their defense on national television at the Rose Bowl. I know, it is kinda old news now, but if Mich fan can try to relive the glory days then I can too....
- Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) You lying motherfuckers (!)
- Replies: 10
- Views: 889
Re: (!) You lying motherfuckers (!)
Most likely...err...I guess I really have no standards so I would most definitely do it. Might even pay for it.
- Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Not sure if this is to Smacky's standards...
- Replies: 18
- Views: 295
Re: Not sure if this is to Smacky's standards...
I would have saved all the money used to build that shed and would have never bought those tools that created a need to build the shed in the first place. That way if a need ever arose for those tools to be used you could have had a nest egg of cash to pay some one else to do the work while you did ...
- Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Radio -
- Replies: 2263
- Views: 801991
Re: Radio -
I need to find time to start tuning in again. And maybe one day I will figure out my audio skipping issues and pummel your ears with shitty music. One day...
- Sat Jun 29, 2013 1:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jokes only Smackie & Truman will laugh at
- Replies: 3
- Views: 145
Re: Jokes only Smackie & Truman will laugh at
What does a man with a 12 inch dick have for breakfast?
I had bacon and eggs
I had bacon and eggs
- Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:08 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Sept 14, 2013 - Alabama vs. Texas A&M
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1125
Re: Sept 14, 2013 - Alabama vs. Texas A&M
props to Indy for taking the kid....some of my best childhood memories are going to OU games with my dad. learning about it from him. kids remember. So his son will grow up all fucked up and retarded from being exposed to so much Aggie in one place. My kids get creeped the fuck out if we drive thro...