Polish skank to have sex with 100,000 dudes

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Looks like there's finally a rainbow for General Peters, so long as he has a Facebook acct.

http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/0 ... z2dOHieoTT

I dated a Polish chick once. And in typical fashion, her sluttiness was exceeded only by her stupidity. Somehow, I don't think this brainiac crunched the numbers on what this would take. I mean, really. You couldn't make it 1,000 or even 10,000? 100,000? She's up to 284. The best part is the boyfriend's response:

He admits he’s “not thrilled” unusual hobby of his girlfriend, but he had no choice – “had to come to terms”

How does that conversation even go down?

"Umm, honey, there's something I want to talk to you about."

"Look, babe. I'm sorry! I was tired and didn't feel like washing the dishes last night."

"No, it's not that."

"Oh no, you're breaking up with me aren't you!"

"No, actually, I want to fuck 100,000 guys. What do you think?"

"Errr, uhhhh, well to be honest, I'm opposed to the idea. But I guess. Okay. Fine. I mean, if I don't have a say in the matter."

[poptart]

She's 21, so let's give her twenty years (to age 41) to accomplish this.

It comes out to 5,000 fucks a year.
Or... 13.7 fucks-a-day.

That's a lot of business.


Dinsdale is the MOST prolific board member -- averaging 8.6 posts-per-day.

I'm thinking not even Dins could imagine if each post he hammered out was a fuck, and how difficult it would be to jack that even higher ---> to 13.7 a day.


Well, good luck, Ania.

And why don't you mix in a consonant while you're at it, you ignorant slut?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

She's 21, so let's give her twenty years (to age 41) to accomplish this.

It comes out to 5,000 fucks a year.
Or... 13.7 fucks-a-day.

That's a lot of business.

SwhatI'msayin'. I don't think she truly understands the depth and scope of this monumental mission. Or...maybe she's not as stupid as we think? Afterall, she got this to go viral. Maybe she was trying to entice some porn outfit to film her conquests so she could make some bucks off all these fucks. Except for one slight problem.

She's hideous. The pic in that link is the most flattering one the writer could find. Otherwise, if you want to risk contracting 37 differents STDs, here's what you'll be rolling around with:

[Go Coogs']

So how do I get in contact with her?

[Left Seater]

I guess we will be seeing her around NBA and MLB games soon.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...Polish...

Sincerely, tardowen

[Screw_Michigan]

I guess we will be seeing her around NBA and MLB games soon.

Just who in the fuck does she think she is?

Sin,

[Dinsdale]

If there are 100,000 guys who would fuck that nasty skank, we need to round them up and eliminate their sorry asses.

**Slowly backs out of thread**

[campinfool]

That number doesn't seem too hard to obtain, especially when you throw in a weekly gang bang or two, or three. I also wonder what her criteria for sex is. If she counts handjobs then she may shatter that record by Christmas.

[R-Jack]

Problem with that is she looks like she always has two meatsticks in her hands, except they are actuall sticks of meat.

[mvscal]

She ain't gonna make it. She's barely doable now. In 20 years she'll probably be on dialysis. She needs to get in game shape...yesterday.

It's almost as sad and delusional as JaNormous Russell thinking he can make it back into the NFL.

[BSmack]

She ain't gonna make it. She's barely doable now. In 20 years she'll probably be on dialysis. She needs to get in game shape...yesterday.

It's almost as sad and delusional as JaNormous Russell thinking he can make it back into the NFL.

And here I thought you were going to say if she would move into a balck neighborhood she would already be half way there.

[R-Jack]

She's not blond.

[smackaholic]

She ain't gonna make it. She's barely doable now. In 20 years she'll probably be on dialysis. She needs to get in game shape...yesterday.

It's almost as sad and delusional as JaNormous Russell thinking he can make it back into the NFL.

And here I thought you were going to say if she would move into a balck neighborhood she would already be half way there.

what^^^^^said. that cow could knock that out over a long weekend in some of our larger urban centers. don't matter if she's blonde, brunett, redhead, gray, whatever. brothas think dins is too picky.