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I liked Lickliter as a coach, Shine, and I don't know the real story of why so many players were transferring every year, but what I do know is that there were only about 5,000 fans showing up for the games and that they lost a record number of games this year. The fans have turned their back on the...

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Dude, you have no idea. That is just a baby. These fuckers can get huge. They are extremely smart and have no predators except for the occasional large dog and I haven't seen a coyote in about five years. Actually, they are smart enough to get bored and engage in senseless vandalism to amuse themse...

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Martyred wrote:
Mace wrote:
It's a California racoon, Wags, so its undersized appearance is probably due to AIDS.
Oh, great...

Now Barbara Boxer is going to spend all of Mikey's money on raccoon condoms...

Yeah, and for the series of rabies shots for Mikey.

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War Wagon wrote:Obviously it's a baby coon, because you don't get to be an old coon by pissing in someones pool.

It's a California racoon, Wags, so its undersized appearance is probably due to AIDS.

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You're not the only one around here interested in golf, Dins, despite the lack of activity in the Golf Forum, but any of the guys predicting that Tiger is "done" should avoid the urge to travel out to Vegas or calling their bookies to put their money where their mouth is...unless they're w...

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Dinsdale wrote:Funny how many people here have become golf "experts" once the PGA's big name hit the tabloids.

It's commonly referred to as the Dinsdale Syndrome.

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Felix wrote:his first competitive round and he knows every other player out there will be laughing their asses off at him..

"Laughing their asses off at him"??? I think it's more likely that they'll be trying to get phone numbers from him.

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Yeah, the '70 Iowa team went 14-0 in the Big 10 and averaged almost 103 points a game for Ralph Miller. They might have been the best Iowa team ever....although the '80 final four team was pretty damn good too.

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Better than Neil Fegebank AND Glenn Vidnovic? Wow, Goobs, you're digging through the archives now. Fegebank was good, but no Harrison Barnes....not even close. Vidnovic wasn't an Iowa high schooler....I think he came to the U of I from Pennsylvania. Nick Collison, Raef LaFrentz, and Kirk Hinrich al...

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My team? Well, I hope they're all in the gym and working their asses off while they wait to find out who will be coaching them next season. Maybe they can even attend a few of the women's practices as they prepare for their NCAA tourney appearance...and hopefully learn a little something.

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No reasonable person can argue that BSU has the same level of talent as schools in BCS conferences...at least not the ones that are consistent winners. There may not be any way to prove how they would compete in a BCS conference but you can look at the number of former BSU players in the NFL as comp...

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Only 11 meth labs busted in 2007? Wow. That's not even a good week in Iowa....although meth lab busts have significantly decreased here too, mainly because of tougher laws that put sudafed behind the counter in stores. That and 99% of the meth has always come out of Mexico, not the local ma and pa m...

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It's official, Lickliter is done and the U of I will pay him $800,000 a year for the next three years not to coach the Hawkeyes. The search is on for someone who can lead Iowa out of the wilderness. Bruce Pearl is the overwhelming choice of the fans posting on the hawkeye message boards, and he woul...

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Denise Long couldn't carry Barnes' jock. I know you're joking by posting her pic, but Barnes is the real deal.

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Wolfman wrote:I'm wondering if half the posters here ever used one.

Mace raises his hand.

The pic you posted is identical to the slide rule I had in college.

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Ames wasn't even trying last night, neither was Barnes. They just coasted to that win. This team can beat any team in the country. Best high school team the state of Iowa has ever had. Barnes is for real, no doubt about that. He's a freak of an athlete. Doug McDermott can play too. That kid is gonn...

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buckeye_in_sc wrote:Barnes better be able to do it all since Roy's roster is/will be struggling next year again...

I don't know if he can "do it all" but he's bound to make them better.

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I got a first hand look at Barnes last night in the state title game, along with Roy Williams (who was doing a lot of smiling throughout the game) and Iowa State coach Greg McDermott, who has a son playing on the team who will play for UNI next year, and I can honestly say that Barnes is by far the ...

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Martyred wrote:
Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:...cause the Japanese told them that the Americans would rape, pillage and plunder....which is what THOSE bastatrds did, not the U.S.
Yeah, you guys saved that for Okinawa during the post-war occupation.

Way to go, rapists.

What else is a guy supposed to do on Okinawa?

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War Wagon wrote:They have these things called DVR's. I've heard they work.

They have yet to arrive in Iowa....or at least to my house....but it sounds like a wonderful concept.

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doesn't have much of a resume aside from one great year Are we talking about Matt Doherty here? Could be. Davis took Drake to the NCAA tourney in his first and only year as their head coach. I think he had a decent year at Providence last season but not so much this year. Finding the right fit is i...

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I'll probably wait and buy the DVDs so I can watch them at my leisure and not have to plan 10 nights to be in front of the TV.

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I don't subscribe to HBO, so I'll wait and buy the DVD set when it comes out....just like I did with Band of Brothers. I think this will be nails too, just like Band of Brothers, and I'll probably end up watching it 10-15 times too. My son and I have Band of Brothers weekend where we watch the entir...

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I read as much about Keno on Hawkeye Nation and agree that it would be a good hire if Lickliter is done. I'd also heard that there were a couple of players ready to leave but didn't have any names. Keno doesn't have much of a resume aside from one great year at Drake but I think he's a good young co...

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RIP #74. I was never a fan of the Rams but always admired the Fearsome Foursome and liked watching them dominate the LOS.....and watching Roman Gabriel executing fakes and throwing the bomb.

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Rumors abound in Iowa Ciy and Iowa that third year coach, Todd Lickliter, will resign at the end of the season. Former players, among others, have met with the AD and expressed their dissatisfaction with the direction of the program, and the fanbase has been very vocal in voicing their negative opin...

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Glad to see that you finally agreed that members of both parties are hypocrites. I know that was tough for you.

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Blake Shelton

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Okay, Joe, are you listening? Here's how it happens to NFL QBs. Ben goes to a college town bar with some buddies, they're having a good time, and drinking a number of beers. College gal gets friendlly, knows that Ben is an NFL QB, and next thing you know she offers a blowjob to Big Ben and procedes ...

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Good for you, but you're not an NFL QB either. In other words you're indicating that everything that has gone down is because he is a NFL QB. Yes, like it or not your clients are definitely rubbing off on you Mace. I've already addressed the meaning of that statement and I'm not going to do it agai...

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Sorry, I got confused scrolling through all of the bullshit guitar videos.

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Anyone receiving an invitation to another board is permanently banned from this one. Sorry you had to find out this way.

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So why ever discuss anything before it happens? Why not just wait until everything occurs, then dissect it afterwards? This would be one helluva board, were that to be the case. Talk radio, ESPN, conversations in bars, the entire existence of Las Vegas... pppffft. Why not assume Boise will be ranke...

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BSmack wrote: You did not call him a cunt.

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B-??? Don't rush to judgment here, Bri...I'm just warmin' up. There's plenty of time left on the clock.

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There is no guarantee that Boise will start out at #5 when the first BCS poll is released and there is certainly no justification for ranking them that high in the AP or USA Today polls either....not that justification has much to do with the polls. It's also just as likely that a team(s) ranked beh...

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Yes I refered to Ben as Rapistburger, and did say that it appears he has a drinking/sexual assault problem, but what I am talking about now is purley his drinking problem which makes him dumber than a bucket of rocks, and puts him in compromising positions. To have two allegations in little over a ...

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Oh, I think there's more than enough hypocrisy to go around on both sides of the aisle. Trying to claim it's only the Republicans simply proves your idiocy....as if there was any fucking doubt.

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So for you friggen apologists the fact Ben is a NFL QB is the main reason these allegations have come about. No matter that these type of allegations haven't happened to other QBs, or other top athletes, except Kobi. Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan, John Daily, the list is endless, and they all like ...

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I think we'd more likely see a playoff being seriously discussed if BSU actually went to the title game and got blown out. That would confirm what the naysayers have been saying about BSU and the other non-BCS schools and might convince the powers to be that a playoff system is the only way to get t...

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Uh huh. Maybe your guys can squeak one out against the state of Iowa's 3rd best team, for the right to get jailsexed in the mouth by your "rival." "3rd best"?? Right now, I think they're the 4th best team in Iowa, behind UNI, Drake, and ISU. They looked like they were mailin' it...

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