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- Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
- Replies: 121
- Views: 3714
- Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Why Chat/Radio?
- Replies: 211
- Views: 9142
Re: Why Chat/Radio?
Looking forward to getting the kids in bed, making a stiff drink, putting on the headphones, and listening to Smackie's playlist.
- Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hot enough for you?
- Replies: 172
- Views: 6678
- Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
- Replies: 121
- Views: 3714
Re: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
Yeah Python, I agree. I don't really feel that way, just got worked up for a moment. I also regret, pretty deeply, the use of the derogatory name-calling. It only shows my inability to control my temper. Very ignorant of me on both counts. Thanks for calling me on the one, my fliend. It's just compl...
- Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
- Replies: 121
- Views: 3714
Re: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
Whatever. Dune coons punked the jew zombie lovers in this little skirmish. Who gives a shit about either of their constitutional rights anyhow? Clearly, both groups seek to exploit the fuck out of our country's laws, crying for its protections and a voice In legislation while not paying Its fair sha...
- Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Suck it Dittochumps
- Replies: 109
- Views: 3085
Re: Suck it Dittochumps
Rack Scott.
- Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
- Replies: 121
- Views: 3714
Re: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
No, I grasp your beef poptart...errr...I understand your take. Constitutional rights weren't protected by Dearborn police. Muslims broke the law and 99% of them weren't charged. Crystal clear. They (christians) were dumbfucks for doing what they did, where they did, no matter their right to do so. S...
- Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
- Replies: 121
- Views: 3714
Re: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
M Club, I RACK thee!
That was a thorough thrashing and I say that without bias.
Poor downtrodden christians... ...won't somebody come save them from this global persecution?
That was a thorough thrashing and I say that without bias.
Poor downtrodden christians... ...won't somebody come save them from this global persecution?
- Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
- Replies: 121
- Views: 3714
Re: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
I hope Dearborn gets the shit sued out of them. Your christian hypocrisy knows no bounds! “Actually, then, it is already a defeat for you, that you have lawsuits with one another. Why not rather be wronged? Why not rather be defrauded?” -1 Corinthians 6:7 Without a doubt you will have some other ve...
- Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Favorite Quotes
- Replies: 50
- Views: 1297
Re: Favorite Quotes
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have ...
- Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) Todays Celebrity News is...(!)
- Replies: 3
- Views: 613
Re: (1) Todays Celebrity News is...{!)
I would fuck Octomom. I'm quite sure my frustratingly average-sized cock would do nothing for her, but I would still like to give it the old college try.
- Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
- Replies: 121
- Views: 3714
Re: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
Religion, , Bollocks!! The whole fucking lot of em is wankers.
(sorry, I've been watching Peep Show for the last few days on Netflix. One of the funniest British comedies I've seen since The Flying Circus. Go watch it. You will thank me.
(sorry, I've been watching Peep Show for the last few days on Netflix. One of the funniest British comedies I've seen since The Flying Circus. Go watch it. You will thank me.
- Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stereotypes are fun
- Replies: 29
- Views: 808
Re: Stereotypes are fun
How the hell is middle aged dork pulling a 9.2 and w.igger only 8.5???!!! That's totally backwards Yo! Rack it mgo!!! This should be fun. "I'm badass cause I have a lot of tattoos guy" 7.8 "I workout so I take my shirt off everywhere guy" 6.9 "Harley Davidson gear head-to-to...
- Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Poster of the Week
- Replies: 132
- Views: 3033
Re: Poster of the Week
JESUS VAN!! WGARA!! Goddamn you are one transparent sumbitch! I use pics and video to save me from having to write boring crap like yours from above! If you wanted us to tell you how wonderful you are, you could've saved yourself a lot of time and neck strain by just posting this simple video... MW...
- Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ever wanted to kick a middle schooler's ass?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 664
Re: Ever wanted to kick a middle schooler's ass?
Ever wanted to kick a middle schooler's ass? Oh yeah. BTW, you badly misspelled "fuck". Sincerely, DiS absolutely awful, but, RACK! The bus monitor is supposed to be ---> making sure the bus riders behave themselves. That fat leech didn't/couldn't do jack shit. *FAIL* The degenerates knew...
- Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ever wanted to kick a middle schooler's ass?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 664
Ever wanted to kick a middle schooler's ass?
The grandmother has received over 120k in donations after this video went viral.
If that was my kid I think I might waterboard him. Seriously.
- Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Justice, swift and harsh
- Replies: 16
- Views: 497
Re: Justice, swift and harsh
If the father's account of the events are true, I would've done the exact same thing. No doubt about it. Letting people off when they take the law into their own hands is a slippery slope. However, if more "bad guys" were concerned that their next victim might go all judge and jury on thei...
- Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: View from my office window a few minutes ago
- Replies: 26
- Views: 624
Re: View from my office window a few minutes ago
Now imagine it's dusk, in slo-mo I want you to picture a lumbering shutyomouth gliding towards the door of his local Wendy's. 20 ft away and through two sets of plate glass his eyes are already locked in on his prey. It takes his brain milliseconds to determine that there are eight jr. bacon cheese...
- Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: View from my office window a few minutes ago
- Replies: 26
- Views: 624
Re: View from my office window a few minutes ago
...and, to this day, still probably the most elegant way to hunt for your dinner. Now imagine it's dusk, in slo-mo I want you to picture a lumbering shutyomouth gliding towards the door of his local Wendy's. 20 ft away and through two sets of plate glass his eyes are already locked in on his prey. ...
- Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: On the investment thing again. Looking for partner(s)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1457
Re: On the investment thing again. Looking for partner(s)
Hello Petrus, This opportunity sounds like it is exactly what I have been searching for. I am so happy you have contacted me. I would very much like to profit from the untimely death of your father as soon as possible. Before we embark on this business venture, it is customary in my family as a show...
- Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1426
- Views: 530684
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Dude probably just gets a little testy, what with no job and inflation.
- Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1426
- Views: 530684
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Work just isn't his bag, baby.
- Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1426
- Views: 530684
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
The Three Christs Ypsilanti The Three Christs of Ypsilanti (1964) is a book-length psychiatric case study by Milton Rokeach, concerning his experiment with a group of schizophrenic patients at Ypsilanti State Hospital in Ypsilanti, Michigan. To study the basis for delusional belief systems, brought ...
- Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: On the investment thing again. Looking for partner(s)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1457
Re: On the investment thing again. Looking for partner(s)
Awesome, thanks 88! I will definitely look for that title. If you get any ideas let me know dude.
- Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rack this Guy! You just won the US Ope...ERAAWW ERRAAWW
- Replies: 18
- Views: 738
Re: Rack this Guy! You just won the US Ope...ERAAWW ERRAAWW
Whew!! I thought nobody would ask?! I videobombed this news broadcast in Gainesville, FL during my lunch hour. It happened so fast that I couldn't think of anything to terrific to do so....Toddowen wrote:DC Smackmaster wrote:
Did I ever show you guys my Live TV retard stunt? Think I did.
- Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Should Argentine tennis douche face criminal charges?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 486
Re: Should Argentine tennis douche face criminal charges?
R-Jack that is an idea that should be reality. Rack.
- Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Should Argentine tennis douche face criminal charges?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 486
Re: Should Argentine tennis douche face criminal charges?
smackaholic is unhelpful and cantankerous.
-MA
-MA
- Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Should Argentine tennis douche face criminal charges?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 486
Re: Should Argentine tennis douche face criminal charges?
This flopping thing has gone way to far. That linesman wins the delayed reaction of the year award.
- Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Should Argentine tennis douche face criminal charges?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 486
Re: Should Argentine tennis douche face criminal charges?
Video? Link? FUCKIN USELESS MOTHERFUCKERS!
- Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rack this Guy! You just won the US Ope...ERAAWW ERRAAWW
- Replies: 18
- Views: 738
Re: Rack this Guy! You just won the US Ope...ERAAWW ERRAAWW
No, there would've been a dildo strapped on his dome, not a beanie. RACK EURO wherever he may be!! Before I nixed my facebook page he and I were friends, that fucking dude had the funniest status updates.
- Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
- Replies: 150
- Views: 9684
Re: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
Van wrote:The "middle-aged pasty whites"? And just what exactly do you think you are? Jesus, dude, I know it usually leads to bad, bad things, but take a look in the mirror. You're nothing but a bloated pot sticker.
- Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rack this Guy! You just won the US Ope...ERAAWW ERRAAWW
- Replies: 18
- Views: 738
Rack this Guy! You just won the US Ope...ERAAWW ERRAAWW
Doing something retarded on Live TV is always top notch comedy in my book.
Is that Y2K?
Did I ever show you guys my Live TV retard stunt? Think I did.
Is that Y2K?
Did I ever show you guys my Live TV retard stunt? Think I did.
- Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: On the investment thing again. Looking for partner(s)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1457
Re: On the investment thing again. Looking for partner(s)
Hahaha!! Jesus that made me laugh smackaholic!! NO MONEY NEEDED! Truman, I hate the boot! Luckily my dept is well funded, im a Fed. We dont use the boot we get way more than we need or could ever use, yet we live in a building that has been condmned for almost 12 years. Federal Gov is nuts. Love my ...
- Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Fathers Day, shitstains
- Replies: 16
- Views: 605
Re: Happy Fathers Day, shitstains
You too, big guy! I'm gonna go grab lunch with the fam and go see Prometheus then settle in for the Game 3 NBA Finals. Epic day ahead.
- Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: On the investment thing again. Looking for partner(s)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1457
On the investment thing again. Looking for partner(s)
As stated in my earlier thread I'm trying to find a way to make more dough. I'm a firefighter, I work 48 hour shifts, then off for 3 days to take care of my family (3 kids, 2 dogs, 1 wife.) I don't have much free time except at work. If I'm not training or taking care of routine duties, I have a fai...
- Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Why Chat/Radio?
- Replies: 211
- Views: 9142
Re: Why Chat/Radio?
I don't like either version of that song Wags. Did Ian Stewart play Mrs. Roper before or after his music career?
- Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:24 pm
- Forum: NBA
- Topic: Finals: Heat vs. Thunder
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2549
Re: Finals: Heat vs. Thunder
Ugly game 2! Westbrook needs to find someone else like, I dunno, the most prolific scorer in the game right now!! I wanted so bad for the Celts to end the Heat but they choked, I am pulling hard for OKC. Spoelstra gets on my nerves with his lame Phil Jackson zen-like impersonation. They need to put ...
- Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Why Chat/Radio?
- Replies: 211
- Views: 9142
Re: Why Chat/Radio?
Yeah, that was friggin cool! Had no idea that you guys were doing this. Smackie played some kickass tunes, many of which I'd never heard before. As well as bands I'd never heard before. Who knew there was a rock band named Rainbow? Not this cracka. Who the fuck would name their band Rainbow? Smackie...
- Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: D-Day June 6th. 1944
- Replies: 65
- Views: 4003
Re: D-Day June 6th. 1944
Rack Roach and Marty!
Did you add the frown?
Did you add the frown?
- Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stopped by the Home Depot, guess who I saw!
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1834
Re: Stopped by the Home Depot, guess who I saw!
I'm gonna take a pass half-pint.