Favorite Quotes

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:01 pm

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.”

- Bertrand Russell

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:01 pm

"You may be sexy, Julian, but you can't teach me anything about liquor."

- Jim Lahey

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:05 pm

"Wags, I can assure you that I will never "make nice" and "get along" with Marty, and you of all people know precisely why. He's one of only a very small handful of people on these boards that I genuinely dislike. Sure, I'll still laugh at some of his posts, but I will always consider him to be a classless dirtbag."

- Van

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:15 pm

"any tard who this they are the same is an iodiot."

- Moving Sale

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:20 pm

"Not everyone is a perfect person in this world. I mean, everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me. Whatever."

- Terrelle Pryor

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:27 pm

"Do you want to fuck my shitballs ass balls fucking ballsack fucking fucker shit shit fuck dicklick shitfuck?"

- shutyomouth

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:34 pm

Let's try to keep this serious in nature. Thanks.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:37 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Let's try to keep this serious in nature. Thanks.

Of course. Where are my manners?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:40 pm

"You normally have pretty solid takes here holic.."

- Derron

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:49 pm

"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."

"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."

"There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another."

"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."

"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."

Frank Zappa

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:27 am

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:52 am

"Can't finished last." Truman's Dad

"Nobody owes you nothin'." Truman's high school baseball coach and sophomore biology teacher

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:11 am

Truman wrote:"Nobody owes you nothin'."

BSmack told me the same thing.

/S/

Wolfman

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:16 am

A new one for me:

There’s a famous and probably apocryphal story about Milton Friedman being taken on a tour of a giant Chinese infrastructure project of some kind, in which the workers were using old-fashioned shovels and picks and wheelbarrows. Curious, Friedman asked his guide why they weren’t using bulldozers and other heavy machinery. The answer was: “We care about creating jobs for our people.” To which Friedman responded: “Then why not use spoons?” I wonder if Barack Obama could answer Milton Friedman’s question.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:35 am

What is the secular basis of Judaism? Practical need, self-interest. What is the worldly religion of the Jew? Huckstering. What is his worldly God? Money.
Very well then! Emancipation from huckstering and money, consequently from practical, real Judaism, would be the self-emancipation of our time.

- Karl Marx

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:50 am

You got sum blow? You got sum rocks? Awl suck yo dick!

~crackhead from Boyz in the Hood~

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:53 am

Truman wrote:"Nobody owes you nothin'." Truman's high school baseball coach and sophomore biology teacher

had a friend in college tell me he didn't believe in the word "deserve". I completely understood and immediately took that same ideology.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:07 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:"You may be sexy, Julian, but you can't teach me anything about liquor."

- Jim Lahey

"Randy...I AM the liquor."

- Jim Lahey

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:29 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Truman wrote:"Nobody owes you nothin'." Truman's high school baseball coach and sophomore biology teacher
had a friend in college tell me he didn't believe in the word "deserve". I completely understood and immediately took that same ideology.

I was 16 years old and had just made varsity baseball. Big frickin' deal. BMOC. Sophomores didn't play varsity. So at the end of the semester, Coach calls me to the front of the room - as he did with every other student - to review my Biology grade in his grade book.

The grade book revealed an A-. I was 0.04% from an A in his class.

"[Truman], you're 0.04% from making an A in my class. Do you think you deserve an A?"

Of course I was dumbfounded. Speechless. This was the coach that had promoted me to varsity. I loved the guy.

"Nobody owes you nothin', [Truman]," was his reply to my silence.

It has stuck ever since. Rack Coach Wasmer.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:39 am

"Gennamins, this is the real shit. If you fuck up now, you could die...to death."

--SSG T_____, 1991.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:46 am

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Otter

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:10 am

Now, put that in your fucking pipe and smoke it.

- Hal McRae

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:16 am

"The Raiders are gonna win it all, y'all."

- Last words of a condemned Texas deathrow inmate as he took the needle, circa the early 2000s...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:44 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Martyred wrote:"Do you want to fuck my shitballs ass balls fucking ballsack fucking fucker shit shit fuck dicklick shitfuck?"

- shutyomouth

Sorry - I don't think this is your bag, Marty.

Then whose ballsack are you holding, you FAT fucking RETARD?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:57 am

Vermeil rescued Kennison from the Denver scrap heap, and Ed's turned into a solid contributor in our offense. Don't mind him asking for a raise at all, as he's certainly underpaid; however, he's also leaning over the productivity cliff at his age.
-orincus-

Vermeil rescued Kennison from the Denver scrap heap, and Ed's turned into a solid contributor in our offense. Don't mind him asking for a raise at all, as he's certainly underpaid; however, he's also leaning over the productivity cliff at his age.
-KC Paul-

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:08 am

Collecting nations as converts to market endlessly--
A bargain horde is loosed and climbing up to Calvary..

Leonard Cohen

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:48 am

R-Jack wrote:Vermeil rescued Kennison from the Denver scrap heap, and Ed's turned into a solid contributor in our offense. Don't mind him asking for a raise at all, as he's certainly underpaid; however, he's also leaning over the productivity cliff at his age.
-orincus-

Vermeil rescued Kennison from the Denver scrap heap, and Ed's turned into a solid contributor in our offense. Don't mind him asking for a raise at all, as he's certainly underpaid; however, he's also leaning over the productivity cliff at his age.
-KC Paul-

haha

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:14 am

"That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave. "

Blake

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:35 am

Rack 'tart! "Stupid ass questions..."

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:39 am

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:49 pm

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.

shutyomouth

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:05 pm

Rack R-Jack

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:05 pm

"The problem with quotes on the internet is that we cannot tell if they are real or not."

- Abraham Lincoln

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:20 pm

Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.

Theodore Roosevelt

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:54 pm

"Quotes found on the internet are not always accurate."

Abraham Lincoln

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:05 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:"Quotes found on the internet are not always accurate."

Abraham Lincoln

"Glass dick."

- no idea

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:27 pm

You asked for favorite quotes and that's one of my all-time favorites.

The nature of the thread suggests every post will be a glass dick. You get that, right?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:34 pm

Uhh, yeah. Right. Okay.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:43 pm

Both Christers and Muslims are bastard sons of Judaism, period. In each case the sons hate the father and is held in contempt in return. All three of them need to scour off the vile contagion of monotheism and begin to actually live. - Nick

:)

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:10 pm

“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

― Marcus Aurelius