Stopped by the Home Depot, guess who I saw!

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:33 pm

Bumped into a pissed-off Atomic Punk! He had a few things on his mind.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:53 pm

Rack It

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:09 pm

DC Smackmaster wrote:Bumped into a pissed-off Atomic Punk! He had a few things on his mind.

Ever run into the old guy from the grocery store again?

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:27 pm

Nope, never seen him again Mikey.

Glad you stepped in with a Rack KC! I was about to yank it! Not so great an effort but after you throw something together you kinda hate to just shitcan your "work" haha!

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:33 pm

Stellar. Brilliant with a side of cramps from belly laughing.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:57 pm

Bwahahaha, Rack

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:02 pm

Solid take. Rack it!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:33 pm

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:36 pm

THAT is the funniest thing I've ever seen on these boards! RACK it DC!

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:39 pm

Haha!! Yer a sport AP!!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:44 pm

that deserves some serious rackage....thanks for the laughs DC

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:48 pm

That was very good work DC. I forgot about the Jay in Phoenix one you pulled off in the Smackoff. This one was better.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:09 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I forgot about the Jay in Phoenix one you pulled off in the Smackoff. This one was better.

No, it wasn't, not even close.

It still gets racked, though.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:54 pm

and just in case somebody never saw this classic all-timer.

viewtopic.php?f=52&t=27334

Hell, even if you have, it's worth another look. This will never get old. If DC had never posted again after, his legend would still be secure.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:32 pm

This proves we need another board Smackoff.

Rackthefuckoutta DC!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:04 am

That might just be the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. OH MY LORD.

RACK!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:22 am

I don't post often on this board anymore....but when I do...it will be to rack.

Rack you, my friend.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:30 am

It's just jizz...

Well done, bro.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:33 am

bwaaaa hahahaha!

RACKETH DC!

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:12 am

Those aren't AP's granny panties.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:40 am

On many levels, it's classic.

The very rare clip that is funnier on the 19th viewing than it is on the 1st.

Very funny to know that DC, prowling around on the HD grounds actin' like a complete goof, is on surveillance video.

Some slap watching his act, going, "Just WHAT in fuck's name does this @sshole think he's doing?"

Not since Wolfie went prowling out in his underoos after dark to spray paint RACK THE TROLLS on the side of the dumpater that ended up plopped down on his property has anything been quite so funny to imagine.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:22 pm

Boring. D-

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:21 pm

Well played DC.

:bode:

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:16 pm

Thank you for the Racks! Sorry TVO, I'm at a loss on how to entertain a sawed-off bitterman who looks like Ric Flair's Quato.

Pop, you are right on! I'm in the HD guerilla style with my iphone propped up on the shelf talking to my self about wearing panties and I notice a dude about 20 Ft away peering through the big ass landscaping racks at me.

lol!

I agree it was shit compared to Marty's stuff, that guy is hilarious! But I'm on paternity leave and jad a half hour so I just one taked whatever came to mind. Whatever, just happy to make some of you catch a laugh or two. Good to be back with you derelicts.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:55 pm

The whole thing is funny, but the last 1:00 or so had me rolling.

"I bat both ways, just like I did at USC on the baseball team. Career .425 average."

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:48 am

"it's just jizz, it washes off, it's good for you and it tastes good"

holy fuck, I missed that the first time

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:21 am

Awesome. Finally got a chance to watch that thing (youtube is blocked at work). Great work.

Python · Post by **Python** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:37 pm

Same here, Mikey.

This is why DC will always be my favorite poster.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:07 pm

DC Smackmaster wrote:Sorry TVO, I'm at a loss on how to entertain [you.]

Well maybe if it wasn't "shit compared to Marty's stuff" I might have given it a higher grade. How come it's ok for you to think it is shit but you get your AP panties all in a bunch when I give you a D-?

a sawed-off bitterman who looks like Ric Flair's Quato.

I get that you are all pissed off because you are carrying 50 extra pounds of sympathy fat from your wife's pregnancy but that is no reason to go all Appearance Smack on me.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:18 pm

Moving Sale wrote:but that is no reason to go all Appearance Smack on me.

Since when does anyone need a reason?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:27 pm

Dims,
I thought I was on ignore you string-like, yellow-bellied assface.

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:29 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Well maybe if it wasn't "shit compared to Marty's stuff" I might have given it a higher grade. How come it's ok for you to think it is shit but you get your AP panties all in a bunch when I give you a D-?

Oh I don't know TVO! It just hurts I guess. You've always been one of the most entertaining and humorous guys and it just hurts when somebody I've admired, nay..adored, criticizes me.

Moving Sale wrote:I get that you are all pissed off because you are carrying 50 extra pounds of sympathy fat from your wife's pregnancy but that is no reason to go all Appearance Smack on me.

I actually did not gain a pound of fat during my wife's pregnancy, I was easily 65 lbs overweight long before that.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:36 pm

DC Smackmaster wrote: You've always been one of the most entertaining and humorous guys and it just hurts when somebody I've admired, nay..adored, criticizes me.

I know the feeling. Your wife was bitching to me about how I only did her for an hour last time.

Moving Sale wrote: I actually did not gain a pound of fat during my wife's pregnancy, I was easily 65 lbs overweight long before that.

I was going easy on you because it was apparent that, while your vid sucked raw monkey ass, you did try hard. You look very unhealthy and may go at any time but I'll be here for your lovely wife should you go to that 'shitty actor's guild' in the sky anytime soon. She deserves more 9" and less 5" anyways.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:45 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Dims,
I thought I was on ignore you string-like, yellow-bellied assface.

Just because someone ran appearance smack, it's no reason to go all Appearance Smack.

And Ignore only works when a member is logged in -- tell the moose out front you knew?

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:33 pm

I'm gonna take a pass half-pint.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:23 pm

Toddowen wrote:Those two movie clips with subtitles...I've seen similar clips of the same exact film clips {made from the same website} posted on other sites a full YEAR before Marty's.

Why do you keep harping on this as if it matters? Everyone thought that video was hilarious except for you. That's a you problem. I don't care that those videos were going viral before Marty's, his actually made me laugh. The laffs are really all it comes down to.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:26 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Toddowen wrote:Those two movie clips with subtitles...I've seen similar clips of the same exact film clips {made from the same website} posted on other sites a full YEAR before Marty's.
Why do you keep harping on this as if it matters? Everyone thought that video was hilarious except for you. That's a you problem. I don't care that those videos were going viral before Marty's, his actually made me laugh. The laffs are really all it comes down to.

Oh, one more thing, Mgo...about the time-share in todd's dome...

There's been a cancellation for the last two weeks in July, so I can bump you up if you want. Also if anyone is still interested, Labor Day is still wide open.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 17, 2012 4:22 pm

Available space in Todd's dome? I call bullshit.

I see what's going on here, you shyster, you. Trying to sucker me into a reservation, then when I get there all that's going to be available is some tiny, unkempt space in his parietal lobe, right next door to his homosexual fantasies that have a year-round timeshare.

I'm on to you and your used car salesman tactics. :brad:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 17, 2012 4:25 pm

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:41 pm

DC Smackmaster wrote:I'm gonna take a pass half-pint.

HUH? Did a big chunk of fat break off from your fat assed legs and give you an aneurism, because that didn't even make sense.