Why Chat/Radio?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:14 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I currently spend most Friday evenings entertaining a 10-year-old. I don’t know if I could tolerate the step-down in IQ by entering Chat. (Save your pedophilic musings, Tarddowen – I’m not reading them.)

I did stop in on Smackie’s show a while back. It was quite enjoyable. How late does the show run?

The show doesn't even get rolling till 8 PM, your time. And generally goes past midnight. If you are "entertaining" a 10 year old that late, someone should call DCS.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 21, 2012 2:04 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I currently spend most Friday evenings entertaining a 10-year-old. I don’t know if I could tolerate the step-down in IQ by entering Chat. (Save your pedophilic musings/fantasies, Tarddowen and suckaholic – I’m not reading them.)

I did stop in on Smackie’s show a while back. It was quite enjoyable. How late does the show run?
The show doesn't even get rolling till 8 PM, your time. And generally goes past midnight. If you are "entertaining" a 10 year old that late, someone should call DCS.

The kid checks out around 9 PM. I'll keep this in mind.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon May 21, 2012 3:46 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I currently spend most Friday evenings entertaining a 10-year-old.

Human or animal ?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 21, 2012 4:18 pm

Derron wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I currently spend most Friday evenings entertaining a 10-year-old.
Human or animal ?

At certain times, that might be a good question.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon May 21, 2012 4:37 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I currently spend most Friday evenings watching Ned Beatty movie marathons

fixed.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 21, 2012 6:29 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I currently spend most Friday evenings entertaining a 10-year-old.
DiS may or may not have just gotten off the hook.

Goober McTuber wrote:I currently spend most Friday evenings entertaining a 10-year-old. I don’t know if I could tolerate the step-down in IQ by entering Chat. (Save your pedophilic musings/fantasies, Tarddowen, suckaholic and Lardspray – I’m not reading them.)

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon May 21, 2012 10:19 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I currently spend most Friday evenings entertaining a 10-year-old.
DiS may or may not have just gotten off

FTFY

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat May 26, 2012 1:02 am

Good-sized crowd last week...let's crash this bitch tonight.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:02 am

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:15 am

I guess Smackie is on vacation tonight.

Damn the bad luck.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:43 am

Yes he is. However he could have made it a "working vacation" and done the show long distance from Hawaii. OK, maybe not.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:00 am

Back from vacation & ready to rock. Almost. Should get started by around 9:30 EDT.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:03 am

Smackie Chan wrote:Back from vacation & ready to rock. Almost. Should get started by around 9:30 EDT.

Dude, too late. You missed all the good shit.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:17 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Back from vacation & ready to rock. Almost. Should get started by around 9:30 EDT.
Dude, too late. You missed all the good shit.

Always do.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:37 am

Smackie wrote:Back from vacation & ready to rock. Almost. Should get started by around 9:30 EDT.

Not IN today, folks, sorry.

Roam free with no fear of being runn3d.

Bitches.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:52 am

just chant in the names of the Lord and you'll be free

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:00 pm

good show last night, excellent turnout. TVO and DC showed up along with the usual crowd. I accused DC of being bradhusker after he said he had never heard of Ritchie Blackmore or Ian Stewart. :?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:18 pm

DC is obviously a youngster and just never listened to or researched the stuff we geezers listened to when we were kids. He could probably tell you all about the RHCPs or Nirvana though.

Y'know, it really fukkin' sucks when you describe 40 year olds as youngsters.

I missed the midget stopping in. Did everyone slap him around, or did you all stick to the Chat kinder/gentler format?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:21 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Sorry about the odd pop in/pop out last night. Down her in Florida visiting my son's family, He has that TV/computer thingie going on now, so I had him handling the keyboard. I ain't typing on that tiny thing.

Son of Sudden Sam has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

Yes it does. You should talk him into being a regular and he already has his nic picked out for him. Would be the first case of 2nd generation board membership here that I know of. My son is just 13, so, I don't really want him around you shitstains for at least a few more years.

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:10 pm

Yeah, that was friggin cool! Had no idea that you guys were doing this. Smackie played some kickass tunes, many of which I'd never heard before. As well as bands I'd never heard before. Who knew there was a rock band named Rainbow? Not this cracka. Who the fuck would name their band Rainbow?

Smackie reset an Elvismonster production that slayed some dude named Badfish. Really funny! He also played "m2" by 'Spray which reminded me just how talented he is.

The chat was lighthearted and cordial which was really relaxing on a Friday night with the headphones in just chilling. Who wants a bunch of juvenile vitriol ALL the time? Maybe poptart? Lol! Fools must get run! I gotta say, there's quite a few people I would genuinely enjoy meeting and getting to know better if time and distance weren't an issue. I will be back to enjoy another Friday night jam sesh.

Moving sale popped in using "some skanks" ipad to let us know that he was rifling through said "skanks" home while she was showering and had struck paydirt by finding her porn collection. Class act, that one. If that doesn't establish his 'bode what, exactly, will?

More of you should drop in, it's a good time.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:29 pm

DC Smackmaster wrote:Moving sale popped in using "some skanks" ipad to let us know that he was rifling through said "skanks" home while she was showering and had struck paydirt by finding her porn collection. Class act, that one. If that doesn't establish his 'bode what, exactly, will?

I expect a video on this subject will be coming out soon?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:17 pm

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:14 pm

DC Smackmaster wrote:Who knew there was a rock band named Rainbow? Not this cracka. Who the fuck would name their band Rainbow?

Ritchie Blackmore, the guy on lead guitar in this vid who shreds at about the 2:50 mark, that's who.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:37 pm

Man, Ritchie couldn't have looked more like he was mailing that one in if he'd been wearing Cliff Claven's uni. He practically had 'Please, God, don't make me do this garbage any longer. Look, I'll play in a fucking Ren Faire band if you'll just let me out of this wretched gig...' written on his bored-to-tears mug.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:56 pm

That's the way Blackmore always looked on stage, Van. See Stone Cold for further proof, but man could he play.

And DC, I'm not done with you yet. You've probably heard this song covered by Great White. It's the only version that's been played on the radio for the past 25 years... which pisses me off no end because Ian Stewart had did it 10 years earlier and much better.

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:10 pm

I don't like either version of that song Wags. Did Ian Stewart play Mrs. Roper before or after his music career?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:18 pm

I'm not sure if this is a Zysdale moment, but what the hell...

I saw Deep Purple a couple of times during the 80s when the Mark II lineup toured the States. I got close enough to the stage that when the band released a shitload of beach balls during the "Smoke on the Water" portion of the encore, I was able to knock one back on stage in the general direction of one Ritchie Blackmore. Blackmore, at the last second, looked up, flicked his hand and redirected the ball without missing a lick.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:30 pm

War Wagon wrote:Ian Stewart had did it 10 years earlier and much better.

Ian Hunter

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:31 pm

jeesus fuck, i'm getting senile.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:32 pm

BSmack wrote:Blackmore, at the last second, looked up, flicked his hand and redirected the ball without missing a lick.

He musta missed a lick or two when I saw him with Rainbow, cuz he smashed his Strat to bits onstage.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:34 pm

Pffft. Try redirecting a pair of balls without missing a lick.

-bradhusker

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:08 pm

Rack the Malc the Brit avatar.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:08 am

Of course this old fart and ex resident of Cortland NY remembers Rainbow with its original line up that included Ronnie Jame Dio (Padavona) and some of his pals from Elf.

Ah--Dio Way in the old home town. Appropriately one of the shortest streets,

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:52 am

Rack that, wolfie.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:12 am

Bri, are you playing tunes tonight? you've been slacking lately. time to get back to work.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:14 am

Jeff Spicoli sure did get around.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:26 am

That's Craig Gruber the bass player.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Gruber

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:47 am

Toddowen wrote:four non blondes

That "What's Up" song is unlistenable.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:08 pm

Linda Perry has an incredible voice.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:36 am

Tonight, we'll celebrate the change of season, pay homage to the school bus monitor granny and the douches who tormented her, crown the new NBA champs along with their vanquished foe, and otherwise just rock the fuck out. Tune in, starting around 9:00 EDT.