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R-Jack

I need to know the weather.

R-Jack

smackaholic wrote:.with a 3 car garage next door to house all my single guy toys.

You really think you need that much hand lotion?

R-Jack

Depends. Are talking this

Or this

R-Jack

War Wagon wrote:One sharp guy from what I've seen so far.

Of course you think he is. [Screw]You're a Goddamn idiot[/Screw]

R-Jack

If I wasn't hitched with kids, the tiny house thing would cross my mind.

I would only need places to cook, shit, sleep, watch tv and fuck and I most likely would be cool with three of those being in the same spot.

Don't hate on a tricked out Airstream.

R-Jack

Cruz and Rubio will end up as the top two in the GOP as the kids table candidates start falling off. Somehow, the Donald will get butthurt and blame the party for conspiring to keep him from getting the nod. He will go independent and hover around 10-12% of the popular vote. That will be split from...

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Cruz and Rubio will end up as the top two in the GOP as the kids table candidates start falling off. Somehow, the Donald will get butthurt and blame the party for conspiring to keep him from getting the nod. He will go independent and hover around 10-12% of the popular vote. That will be split from ...

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Fuck, I'd put this years Panthers above the 99 Lambs

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Dinsdale wrote: Uhhhh.... link?(J/K)

You son of a bitch.....don't even joke about that.

R-Jack

Nick, just send the Koch brothers one of your links already. You can bring them to your knees with one click

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Replace it with whatever league you actually do like. It still holds water.

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They were so far over the douche salary cap they had to trade Josh Smith back to the Rockets. The only reason that was shocking was because no one thought Cluched ankles City had douche cap room. Meanwhile, the lack of talk probably has to do with the Warriors letting the entire league know in no un...

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Yeah.....ill take my chances on the pct

R-Jack

I don't think people from outside of Oregon and NoCal really grasp the depth and breadth of neckness in that area. I hitchhiked out of the Marble Mountains. My complete rows of teeth made me a carnival attraction. I was particularly impressed with the locals repackaging Hamburger Helper as Spotted ...

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Probably one of those tards yanking their inbred crank at the idea of the state of Jefferson. Probably hasn't seen a cousin or a chicken he wouldn't fuck. So much so that it is likely some chickens are actually his cousins.

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The A's cracked the top 20 despite having nothing but ????? in spots 2-5?

Either Sonny Gray is fucking superman or there is some real shit pitching out there right now.

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Okay I'll bite. Where's south of San Fran not "south" ? I drove north on I-5 from Chula Vista to the Oregon border. Must have missed the sign that said, "You Are Now Leaving SoCal". It's south enough for me. Just one man's opinion. Anyone else been able to find a new facepalm gi...

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http://www.bladderbowel.gov.au/assets/doc/atsi/images/ToiletPosture.png Where's your Squatty Potty? Are you suggesting shutyomouth needs help with bowel movements? I'd hate to see what would happen if he had the squatty potty's assistance. http://www.canajunfinances.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/B...

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StIll undefeated........Mother Nature

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I walked into work on time today. EMT's were called in because someone mistook my Ray Lewis dance as something else

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If we hear a muffled "gonna get sum 'col cuts" in the background......we all know.

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MuchoBulls wrote:
I would love to see more defensive players step up to stop that, but they're probably afraid of being fined by the league.

That, and the fact they do a touchdown dance every tackle behind the line of scrimmage.

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LTS TRN 2 wrote:pretends

chuckle

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Yeah, I guess I ought to take my own advice. I will from now on. You should still exile that fukk permanently. Board pile ons were fun for awhile, but even those are getting old. Sounds good.....but I'll be damned if I accommodate a retard that carries the "Don't Click Nick's Links" banne...

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I'd rather risk getting shot and go to Nations.

R-Jack

No huddle house. No Bumbletoes. No Cousinfist.

No need. Plenty of Applebee's out here.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:
R-Jack wrote:I'm guessing someone told the powers that be in DC that ice and sleet can control the rampant spread of Syphillis. They are probably out of ideas at this point.
We wish it was just syphillis.

Just one STD can't justify the outrageous cost of living. You're paying for the whole shebangabang.

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I don't have any places like WH or Cracker Barrel in my neck of the woods. If I want shit food after drinking, I still have to settle for Denny's.

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I'm guessing someone told the powers that be in DC that ice and sleet can control the rampant spread of Syphillis. They are probably out of ideas at this point.

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smackaholic wrote:Yeah, I had the misfortune of clicking it too.

Fucking hell man? You even put the #DCNL in your sig.

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Left Seater wrote: She also taught me that girls wear skirts

R-Jack

Sorry. Just when we are talking about LTS, the gayest end of the spectrum is the default setting.

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Diego in Seattle wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Perhaps LickingTheSemen should weigh in on this topic since he's the expert.
I think he's more of a David Bowie/Mick Jagger expert....

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War Wagon wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:You people need to get over it.
Get over what and why did you lift Barfs avatard?

We're just messing around. What's your problem? Is there no fun aloud?

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Dinsdale wrote:Ain't no way to hide that Glenn Frey died.

The judges would have also accepted "dyin' eyes"

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Derron wrote:
UC, tough way to go.

There is no peaceful easy feeling going through that.

R-Jack

Did he learn how to deal with black people in the three weeks he was out of a job? :?

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Screw_Michigan wrote:What about a 2oolio memorial vigil?

No one wants to put a lit candle in their butthole.

R-Jack

Plus he just looks like someone who wears lipstick in his alone time

R-Jack

Let's not rush to judgement. He's only a suspect at this point.

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