A woman is under arrest after a naked rampage through a Waffle House restaurant, authorities said.
Jennifer Mary Henderson, 37, is jailed in Cobb County, Georgia, northwest of Atlanta. The Sheriff's Office booking report says she's been charged with aggravated battery and criminal damage to property. She's also charged with public indecency.
The incident happened last week at a Waffle House in the city of Kennesaw.
Police tell CNN affiliate WGCL that Henderson stripped off her clothes, then hit a woman and threw several platters of food at Waffle House customers. When police tried to arrest her, she fought back, scratching an officer.
She's also charged with simple battery against a police officer. No bond has been posted in her case.
Too bad -- when I stopped in Kennesaw, it was Sunday, so we went to a really lame (but large) "sports bar" to catch some football. Had I known that the Awful House in Kennesaw had such quality tail on display, I might have rethought my dining decision.
We once flew into Nashville and by the time we got a rental car it was like 9:30, so we stopped at a Waffle House. Everyone should experience this once in their life. A cook and a waitress. As we ordered, she just yelled out the order back to the cook. My husband asked our country bumpkin waitress for "strawberry topping" for his waffle. The exact way it showed on the menu. She scolded my husband and said we don't have strawberry topping here. It's reconstituted strawberries ALL READY IN THE BATTER. She emphasized those last words with a frown on her face. He said, ok, that's fine. He gets his waffle and there are a few teeny tiny little red bits in it. I had a salad with fried chicken on it, it wasn't bad. Or I was really hungry.
trev wrote:Everyone should experience this once in their life.
My first experience (we don't have Awful House here Out West) was in the wee hours on the east side of Albuquerque (ghetto). It was actually crowded -- with gangbangers and hookers... good times.
smackaholic wrote:Now that's the sort of quality entertainment you'll never get at an Applebees.
I had to make a trip to the Eastern Shore of Virginia for work. Stayed the night in Salisbury, MD, the night before.
Had a beer at the next door Applebees next to the hotel after I arrived. Definitely heard "our ni66er president" out of the guy on the barstool next to me.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
smackaholic wrote:Now that's the sort of quality entertainment you'll never get at an Applebees.
I had to make a trip to the Eastern Shore of Virginia for work. Stayed the night in Salisbury, MD, the night before.
Had a beer at the next door Applebees next to the hotel after I arrived. Definitely heard "our ni66er president" out of the guy on the barstool next to me.
I am shocked that a resident of the cultural mecca of the eastern shore would say such a thing.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
I always try to stop at a Waffle House whenever I'm down south. The food is absolutely horrific but beside the point. It's all about the cultural experience. The key is to hit up a WH in, say, a really rural part of Alabama. Subbing grits out for something else is akin to saying "SEC footballs sucks" or "I don't find my cousin sexually attractive." Be prepared for abrupt silence and cold stares.
Dont believe I have even done breakfast at the awful house. Do they make their own home fries? I don't get restaurants that use shit out of a frozen bag. Anyone I go to that pulls that shit gets crossed off my list of acceptable breakfast places. How fukkin hard is it to bake a few taters, throw'em in the fridge over night, then dice and throw on the grill with some onion,s&p and bacon fat. They already have the damn bacon fat. MIght as well do something with it other than let some hippy power his clapped out '78 benz 240D.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Albuquerque NM
Birmingham AL (or so I seem to remember)
Springfield MO
Nashville TN (more than one location)
Tampa FL
Jacksonville FL
Augusta GA
Charleston SC
Richmond VA
Chattanooga TN
Colorado Springs CO
Because a coworker thinks the shit is actually good. I usually stick with an omelette and hash browns with a side of gravy.
Just made a trip south for the holidays. Stopped at a Waffle House on the way down and on the way back. Definitely the kind of place where two young children can start wrestling each other on the the floor while their father cheers them on by yelling, "Git sum! Git sum!" Because that happened on our way back.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
BSmack wrote:Just made a trip south for the holidays. Stopped at a Waffle House on the way down and on the way back. Definitely the kind of place where two young children can start wrestling each other on the the floor while their father cheers them on by yelling, "Git sum! Git sum!" Because that happened on our way back.
Too bad there wasn't a folding chair available.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
The WH should have a play section like some McD's do, but just make it a half scale wrasslin' ring, a folding chair or two and a ladder. You don't want little Ricky executing his first pile driver there on the tile floor. That's a law suit waiting to happen.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I always try to stop at a Waffle House whenever I'm down south. The food is absolutely horrific but beside the point. It's all about the cultural experience. The key is to hit up a WH in, say, a really rural part of Alabama. Subbing grits out for something else is akin to saying "SEC footballs sucks" or "I don't find my cousin sexually attractive." Be prepared for abrupt silence and cold stares.
Do you ever get into the Coke vs not Coke thing? I always wondered how that conversation would go.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
What's that all about?
Because the creme de la creme of inbred Southerners drink Coke with their breakfast.
Except in Tennessee, where they prefer Mountain Dew.
Yes, and the fact they call all sodas "Coke."
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
I know this is a waffle house hoedown thread, but fuggit, this one is too good to pass up. It has bleach to the face, titties, ghetto barbie, tazers. Just too much to pass up.....
Note to big girl in black. Learn some mui tai skillz. You could have took ghetto barbie out early.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Tennessee bottlers Barney and Ally Hartman developed Mountain Dew as a mixer. Soft drinks were regional in the 1930s, and the Hartmans had difficulty in Knoxville obtaining their preferred soda to mix with liquor, preferably whiskey, so the two men developed their own.
Charles Gordon, who had partnered with William Swartz to bottle and promote Dr. Enuf, was introduced to Mountain Dew when he met the Hartman brothers on a train and they offered him a sample. Gordon and the Hartman brothers subsequently made a deal to bottle Mountain Dew by the Tri-Cities Beverage Corporation in Johnson City, Tennessee.
In fact, if you buy a Mountain Dew in Tennessee, it has a unique bottle that mentions its Tennessee origins.
Until the 60's it was only available in Tennessee. Hell, my West Coast ass knew this before I ever went to Tennessee...
Sudden Sam wrote:I've never seen anyone drink Coke at breakfast. Never.
You live there so you're not observing your surroundings as keenly as an out-of-towner might.
Contrary to Spray's assertion, I'd guess your region's obesity problem has more to do with your massive sugary beverage intake rather than the "delicious food." If you could just cut out all the "Cokes" and the 14 daily glasses of obscenely sugary sweet tea, then that full slab of ribs every other day is probly no huge deal.
Papa Willie wrote:Again - Waffle House is only fit after a long night of drinking. Christ - my name (shutyomouth) originated from a post drunk night of dining on WH. Actually - some WH's are better than others.
As far as Cracker Barrel - I've eaten at two and they both sucked horribly. Small portions, bland food. Not a fan.
Cracker Barrel is the bottom of the barrel. We have on in Rochester. Between the stupid gift shop and the shitty food it will make you wish you had worn a suicide bomber vest.
Here in Rochester, the only food fit for post drinking dining is a Garbage Plate.
cultural experience.
