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by missjo
Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is me to all you shit stains
Replies: 48
Views: 1126

Re: This is me to all you shit stains

OMFG :shock:
yes you have spindly twig like legs & Arms
but I spot a pudgy beer bloated face with a double chin you are trying to hide behind that fish
& a lil pot belly poking out under the 20 pounds of plastic fishing gear
what a stud :meds:


by missjo
Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Off To The Right Coast, Biatches...
Replies: 36
Views: 1052

Re: Off To The Right Coast, Biatches...

Best bagels in NYC While your physique would certainly lead one to believe that you've had several bagel from every single bakery in a city of 8 million people ... you haven't. Hmmm.... should someone listen to people from the Tri State area, and frequent visitors who live in proximity, or some foo...
by missjo
Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Film that Inspired Thousands
Replies: 62
Views: 3284

Re: The Film that Inspired Thousands

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by missjo
Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Especially for Van
Replies: 32
Views: 807

Re: Especially for Van

Sudden Sam wrote: So it doesn't matter a lick what we think. It's your body. And your husband likes it as well. Go nuts with 'em. Odds are you won't be dating any of us anyway!
:bode:
Exactly my thoughts :wink:
by missjo
Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:21 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Crabmeat Macaroni and Cheese
Replies: 9
Views: 672

Re: Crabmeat Macaroni and Cheese

Sorry but what a way to waste good crabmeat ,
the cheese would kill most of the delicate flavour of the Crab
you should just used canned Tuna instead
by missjo
Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Off To The Right Coast, Biatches...
Replies: 36
Views: 1052

Re: Off To The Right Coast, Biatches...

Murray's Bagels! Murray's Bagels! Murray's Bagels!!!
8th ave just off west 23rd
Best bagels in NYC
you'll thank me later! :wink:
by missjo
Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Especially for Van
Replies: 32
Views: 807

Re: Especially for Van

& this is why I love to post pics of my Ink here Not for attention, but for the amusement of watching a bunch of middle aged fuddy duddies get their panties in a bunch :twisted: Over something that in this country has become as normal as having your ears pierced. I live in a City where more peop...
by missjo
Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Especially for Van
Replies: 32
Views: 807

Especially for Van

I got the background done on my Tattoo today & I just had to show you
cause I know how much you adore my ink & love to give your worldly opinions on it :wink:
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Love you Vanny *mwuah* :twisted:
by missjo
Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:59 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Has anyone here seen Blondie in concert recently
Replies: 2
Views: 237

Has anyone here seen Blondie in concert recently

Tickets go on sale this week but I had heard that Deborah Harry's voice is not up to scratch anymore?
by missjo
Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chilli,pepper,toilet.
Replies: 20
Views: 1394

Re: Chilli,pepper,toilet.

Do not brush your teeth using tap water in a third world country even if you are staying in a five star resort or you will spent your holiday stuck in your hotel room pissing out your ass & too scared to even fart! :(
by missjo
Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:08 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Best Live Rock Albums
Replies: 84
Views: 3684

Re: Best Live Rock Albums

Tedeschi Trucks band live
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by missjo
Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Stay tuned for my escapades as a single man.... (!)
Replies: 134
Views: 11995

Re: Stay tuned for my escapades as a single man....

So now you dicksticks know why I've been AWOL for the most part since October '11... Take your jabs. Built me a nice six-pack the last 6 months. I can take it. Whole lotta karma up in this bitch... We should all love our wives, those who have one. Smack aside, congrats on 26. I just hit 7 this year...
by missjo
Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Stay tuned for my escapades as a single man.... (!)
Replies: 134
Views: 11995

Re: Stay tuned for my escapades as a single man....

Meh I'm calling it a B- trolljob
by missjo
Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:15 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Drinks for the discerning palate AKA Mikey was bored
Replies: 89
Views: 39911

Re: The Wine List

This is my new favourite tipple for the coming summer

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Discovered it in the UK last year & it's finally available here YAY!!
by missjo
Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:10 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Drinks for the discerning palate AKA Mikey was bored
Replies: 89
Views: 39911

Re: The Wine List

what we call lemonade in Oz & the UK you call 7up in America
We call your lemonade, lemon cordial
by missjo
Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:19 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Drinks for the discerning palate AKA Mikey was bored
Replies: 89
Views: 39911

Re: The Wine List

How did I miss this? You mix fruit with beer? Do you put a little umbrella in the glass, Nancy? Don't know about this, but beer mixed with limeade or lemonade makes a pretty refreshing drink on a hot day. Variations of this drink are popular in most of the world. Beer mixed with lemonade or as you ...
by missjo
Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Something sure to get certain posters knickers in a twist
Replies: 42
Views: 2575

Re: Something sure to get certain posters knickers in a twis

Van I thought you believed in a woman's right to choose what she does with her body, even if that was not the decision you would have made. missjo, I think it was 88 who once said something like 'I've yet to see a woman and thought she is OK but she sure would look better if she had some tattoos.' ...
by missjo
Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Something sure to get certain posters knickers in a twist
Replies: 42
Views: 2575

Re: Something sure to get certain posters knickers in a twis

Why did you choose fish? And what is it about your arm that makes you think it looks better with drawings of fish on it? Do you already have the motorcycle and gear, or do you have to stop getting the tats someday to save up for it? The fish are a beautiful addition to the Tropical/water theme my 1...
by missjo
Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Something sure to get certain posters knickers in a twist
Replies: 42
Views: 2575

Re: Something sure to get certain posters knickers in a twis

Actually This will be me in 30 years
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by missjo
Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Something sure to get certain posters knickers in a twist
Replies: 42
Views: 2575

Re: Something sure to get certain posters knickers in a twis

Ahh Vannipa you didn't let me down :P
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by missjo
Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Something sure to get certain posters knickers in a twist
Replies: 42
Views: 2575

Something sure to get certain posters knickers in a twist

Presenting my latest piece of body art :mrgreen:

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& this time is really hurt like a bitch as it is on the tender inside of my bicep :cry:
I'm thinking of buying some numbing cream to apply before I get the background done.
by missjo
Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My New favourite TV family
Replies: 3
Views: 184

My New favourite TV family

http://youtu.be/TEmuTX_HaNQ[/youtube]
I haven't laughed so hard in ages
Have you been to the Redneck Games Buttsy?
by missjo
Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ! Those crazy kids !
Replies: 1
Views: 222

Re: ! Those crazy kids !

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I find this far more disturbing
by missjo
Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If TB1 took my Summer vacation... PET
Replies: 19
Views: 838

Re: If TB1 took my Summer vacation... PET

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Thanks I've been back 3 times in the last 3 years & did my best to stimulate the economy while I was there ;)
by missjo
Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Reusable shopping bags...
Replies: 59
Views: 3328

Re: Reusable shopping bags...

reusable shopping bags have been in common use here in Australia for about 10 years
by missjo
Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Welcome to the new posters!
Replies: 147
Views: 6423

Re: Welcome to the new posters!

Show us yer titz!
by missjo
Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:28 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Cali Style 'Q on the Kettle
Replies: 29
Views: 967

Re: Cali Style 'Q on the Kettle

Out of Curiosity where is the Tri tip cut from on the cow?
It's not a cut of meat we have here in Oz
by missjo
Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Can't Stop Laughing At This
Replies: 6
Views: 272

Re: I Can't Stop Laughing At This

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A friends Poor baby had to visit the vet
by missjo
Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your top 5 biggest sports figures who fell from grace
Replies: 27
Views: 573

Re: Your top 5 biggest sports figures who fell from grace

Bruce Jenner, had a sex change & became a Kardashian
by missjo
Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Head
Replies: 6
Views: 315

Re: Head

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by missjo
Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:13 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Wine Tours
Replies: 10
Views: 550

Re: Wine Tours

Stayed in the Sonoma at Guerneville last year Highly recommend eating at Boon, all the produce is locally sourced & the truffle fries are awesome
by missjo
Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
Replies: 150
Views: 9684

Re: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out

I'm calling All of you out on the subject of being completely two faced when it comes to the subject of racism. I seem to recall a certain Stanley Pickle being piled on vilified & banned for a lot of the outright racist terms directed towards those of African heritage, yet I see that doesn't see...
by missjo
Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:28 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Copper River Salmon
Replies: 35
Views: 1934

Re: Copper River Salmon

I had kippers at a B&B in Dorset & they were deeelishus!!
But I am partial to a smoked fish, though being served them with their wee dried out heads still attached can be a bit disconcerting at first!
by missjo
Thu May 31, 2012 1:59 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Smokin' some Ribs today
Replies: 21
Views: 2094

Re: Smokin' some Ribs today

Goober McTuber wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:It's not a night and day difference, but there is a difference in flavor.
According to some people anyway. I don't necessarily subscribe to that opinion.
Of course not. You're a thick-headed contrarion.
You forgot to add with a non discerning palate of a true culinary philistine :P