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walmart is the antichrist.
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lovebuzz wrote:walmart is the antichrist.

Naw Walmart is not the antichrist, as much as it pains me to say so, Wally-world is what people have made of it. We are too lazy to go to different shops to buy what we need and or want and wally grows and grows outta our laziness.
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wizzardrose wrote:
lovebuzz wrote:walmart is the antichrist.
Barflie or BBQ Jones reincarnation?
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little bit of both with a side of L Boogie thrown in for good measure.
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late night
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Atomic Punk wrote:This is that Stucknut poster that got run off the board in that Smackoff.
There’s a surprise… AP tossing another jizz load into the dark of his bathroom, calling out a troll.
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wizzardrose wrote:late night
put down the bong, dude.

walmart fucking blows and we both know it.
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Wags, The Salvation Army is also a place where people go to do thrifty shopping. The difference is, those people don't have a bazillion websites devoted solely to ragging on them for being morbidly obese, stupid, ill-mannered, unkempt slobs.

No, that's pretty much the bailiwick of Walmart shoppers.
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lovebuzz wrote:
walmart fucking blows and we both know it.
:lol:

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Walmart is a perfect example about what is wrong with this damn world. I am just saying that everyone blames Walmart for everything but everyone just keeps going there. It's like getting getting cut by a knife and blaming Ginsu and not the dude who stabbed ya.
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Van wrote:morbidly obese, stupid, ill-mannered, unkempt slobs.
I'll cop to the stupid part but you're still 1 for 4.

actually, you're 0-4 because only a minority of those you wish to stereotype fit that mold.

sure, a certain % do but where do you shop?
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War Wagon wrote:BBQ Jones reincarnation?
:cry:
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wizzardrose wrote: It's like getting getting cut by a knife and blaming Ginsu and not the dude who stabbed ya.
Spoken like someone who never tried to stab a guy with a Ginsu.

Let's just say the guy who stole my trash cans was not a tomato.
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KC Scott wrote:Remember when you used to give me shit for driving a Tundra?
I do, of course.

And I still will never buy a foreign make as long as I have a choice.
Love? Hardly.

I'm not reading all that, btw.
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<----Lost interest about the time I left work.

And you guys are still kicking and scratching like a bunch of teenage girls?

This is an even more embarrassing performance than Maroney's second vault.
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Van wrote: morbidly obese, stupid, ill-mannered, unkempt slobs.
They're your neighbors.
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Pretty sure they're most everyone's neighbors, but that doesn't mean they need to go to the store and parade it around so blatantly.
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Morbidly obese, stupid, ill-mannered, unkempt slobs parade it around everywhere they go. It's not like they realize it. They are too stupid to see that they are morbidly obese, ill-mannered, unkempt slobs.
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Atomic Punk wrote:This is that Stucknut poster that got run off the board in that Smackoff.
It's like teasing a dog with a piece of lunchmeat...
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R-Jack wrote:Morbidly obese, stupid, ill-mannered, unkempt slobs parade it around everywhere they go. It's not like they realize it. They are too stupid to see that they are morbidly obese, ill-mannered, unkempt slobs.
Except they seem all too willing to let their Fat Flag fly when they go to Walmart. Shoehorn those same tubs of pudding into a halfway decent establishment and they at least swap their circus-tent jammies for proper tarpaulins.
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Do you frequent Walmart just to get angry?
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Nah, I have T1B for that.
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I honestly can say I have not set foot in a Walmart since I bought the wolf shirt for that Halloween costume. The most respectul thing I can say is that I am clearly not their target customer.
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That may be the first time in the history of a long fucking time that you ever felt the need to say anything as respectfully as possible.

Who are you?
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I didn't need to be respectful. It's just when I'm asked to be respectful is when I earn this reputation that I seem to have, you jizz-shitting taint tickler.
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Now c'mon, when have you ever been asked to be respectful by anyone here?

You're R-Jack. You practically invented disrespect.
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Careful. You don't want Wags to accuse you of sniffing my britches.
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lovebuzz wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:This is that Stucknut poster that got run off the board in that Smackoff.
wrong
yes i have proof
which is in the pudding
and no you can't have any

ps: i spiked the punch
You must have because the idiots like Vangina and Kengina are high on your juice. Kengina only pops his ass-beaten and destroyed carcass out when she feels safe to post here. Kengina is possibly the only poster that is more pathetic than Vangina.

Now my lovely lady, how are my nieces doing and what is up with bacefelchish constantly lapping up your flow? I've never understood the bace dealio of stalking you. Did you turn him down when you lived in the STL? He's not attractive, so I can understand why you would reject a 6'4" ugly and pasty white red headed male.
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Show us yer titz!
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War Wagon wrote: And I still will never buy a foreign make as long as I have a choice.
did you know that a Toyota Camry has more American made parts than a Ford F-150 and that a Tundra has more US made parts than a Corvette?

it's a crazy mixed up world we live in.....
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wizzardrose wrote:Walmart is a perfect example about what is wrong with this damn world. I am just saying that everyone blames Walmart for everything but everyone just keeps going there. It's like getting getting cut by a knife and blaming Ginsu and not the dude who stabbed ya.
We don't discuss politics here.

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trev wrote:By the way...
It turned out tender and flavorful.
Either Mvscal is slipping or he's reached the medal round in flogging his molly..
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Sudden Sam wrote:What makes y'all think BetterThanYou is a guy? I think it's pretty obvious from her first post in this thread that she's a female.
So her nic makes her a liar?
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Roach wrote:Yikes, Buzz.... My wife has like 18 pair of Birks. All colors. Claims they are the most comfortable and best there is for the feet. After they get broken in and form fit. What the hell, makes her happy.

Not available at walmart.
Definitely not available at Walfart.
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What happened to BetterThanYou?

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Atomic Punk wrote:what is up with bacefelchish constantly lapping up your flow? I've never understood the bace dealio of stalking you. Did you turn him down when you lived in the STL? He's not attractive, so I can understand why you would reject a 6'4" ugly and pasty white red headed male.

What? you got the 6'4'' part right but I'm not redheaded and not pasty white.

i interact with buzzer because back in the hostboard days she was a toy for my own personal puhleshure. i may have been the first one really pay attention to her from these Rome boards. we came from similar cultures, were able to interact and converse about things you know nothing of. i know which guitarists make her clit tingle.

i don't make internet advances, but she would have ejected me. she prefers ethiopians in belleville.




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[quote="War Wagon"]What happened to BetterThanYou?


[quote="poptart"]

What happened to me is life- some of us have them. Sure its hard to believe but not everyone lives in their mom's basement chugging Mountain Dew.

But it does mean you missed me.
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Mountain Dew is pretty awesome
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