Off To The Right Coast, Biatches...

[Diego in Seattle]

Flying into BUF overnight, and hitting Western NY, Cooperstown, Beantown, and NYC.

Any decent places to eat around those places?

PET to possibly follow.

[smackaholic]

While in Buffalo, you might just want to try this dish where they slather all sorts of spicey shit on substandard cuts of chicken. I think they call them Buffalo wings.

There is a place in Utica, Ny called Zebb's that has pertty awesome wings. There is absolutely no other reason to visit that godforesaken shithole.

[smackaholic]

My favorite thing to do in NYC is simply walk down Broadway and watch the freakshow. Ride the subway for the freakshow on steroids.

[Diego in Seattle]

My favorite thing to do in NYC is simply walk down Broadway and watch the freakshow. Ride the subway for the freakshow on steroids.

Why would I do that when I can just do a short ride down to Portland to see a freakshow?

[Mikey]

In NYC, go to the MoMA and/or the Met. Either one will blow you away.

[smackaholic]

My favorite thing to do in NYC is simply walk down Broadway and watch the freakshow. Ride the subway for the freakshow on steroids.

Why would I do that when I can just do a short ride down to Portland to see a freakshow?

Sorry, but nobody does a freakshow lke the big apple. This is especially true of the bum freakshow.

[smackaholic]

As for food, you can have pretty much anything imaginable. I'd recommend something dago in little italy which is pretty much morphed into chinatown these days.

[Wolfman]

No need to stop in Utica, there's a Zebb's in Buffalo. Doing the baseball HOF in Cooperstown? Have fun.

[Dinsdale]

Why would I do that when I can just do a short ride down to Portland to see a freakshow?

Hey now. I'd smack you, if that wasn't fact-based. Like Seattle is much better for freaklessness.

To answer the question: No. I believe they outlawed food in NY. I doubt there's a deece restaurant anywhere.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

PET to possibly follow.

"That's a great idea! You should totally do it! I'm always on the look out for incriminating evidence, admissible in a court of law...errr...awesome PET's!"

Sincerely, Eerie County District Attourney

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

C'mon...don't hate me.

Someone had to do it...

[Atomic Punk]

Flying into BUF overnight, and hitting Western NY, Cooperstown, Beantown, and NYC.

Any decent places to eat around those places?

PET to possibly follow.

Rumor has it there are these things called Buffalo wings in Buffalo. No idea why.

In NYC as there are no good restaurants at all as Dins said... Now for you in particular I can recommend a gerbil substitute for your way of ingesting those furry creatures for pleasure and also nourishment. They have these street vendors on carts with umbrellas that say Sabrett on them.

Order about 3 or for of those street hog dogs, discard the buns and "ingest" them the same way you do with toys and gerbils. You can't go wrong. Glad I could help.

[mvscal]

Nobody cares.

[missjo]

Murray's Bagels! Murray's Bagels! Murray's Bagels!!!
8th ave just off west 23rd
Best bagels in NYC
you'll thank me later! :wink:

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Beantown.

Although their menu is limited, I think you'd like this place called... The Archdiocese of Boston.

[ML@Coyote]

Maybe LTS can get you tickets for an encore performance of the Dancing Mossad at Radio City Music Hall.

[Terry in Crapchester]

There is a place in Utica, Ny called Zebb's that has pertty awesome wings. There is absolutely no other reason to visit that godforesaken shithole.

There are Zebb's locations all over upstate NY. Two locations in Rochester and two locations in Buffalo I can think of off the top of my head, and maybe more. One need not go to Utica to eat there.

Diego, drop me a PM if you want to say hi or whatever.

[Dinsdale]

Best bagels in NYC

While your physique would certainly lead one to believe that you've had several bagel from every single bakery in a city of 8 million people...

you haven't.

Hmmm.... should someone listen to people from the Tri State area, and frequent visitors who live in proximity, or some food-inhaling bovine from Australia who spent a couple of days in NYC once...


tough call.

What an arrogant idiot you are.

[BSmack]

If it is hot dogs you want, try this place.

http://www.dogtownhots.com/

And if you wants one with Mac Salad and Home Fries, try this place.

http://www.garbageplate.com/

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

While your physique would certainly lead one to believe that you've had several bagel from every single bakery in a city of 8 million people

We talking bagels? I mean, who gives a fuck if they're the best. The last time I checked, it's just bread. Bagels, man... we talking 'bout bagels?

You don't go to NYC for the bagels. :?

[Smackie Chan]

Might wanna try John's Pizzeria in the Theater District on W. 44th St. It occupies what used to be a church; the seats are old pews, and the stained-glass windows are still in place. Basically just traded one group of dagos for another; it's like going to Mass, without the sodomy. Thin crust pizza is a might tastier than the Body of Christ, too.

If your tastes lean more toward Old Testament fare, try Katz's Deli, where the famous "I'll have what she's having" scene from "When Harry Met Sally" was shot. Great Reubens & pastrami sammiches.

[Screw_Michigan]

If your tastes lean more toward Old Testament fare, try Katz's Deli, where the famous "I'll have what she's having" scene from "When Harry Met Sally" was shot. Great Reubens & pastrami sammiches.

Katz's = $, even if it is a tourist trap. One of the sons came and chatted with us when we were there last year, nice guy.

[mvscal]

The last time I checked, it's just bread.

^

Has never been to France.

[missjo]

Best bagels in NYC

While your physique would certainly lead one to believe that you've had several bagel from every single bakery in a city of 8 million people...

you haven't.

Hmmm.... should someone listen to people from the Tri State area, and frequent visitors who live in proximity, or some food-inhaling bovine from Australia who spent a couple of days in NYC once...


tough call.

What an arrogant idiot you are.

You are a complete tosspot but that is beside the point,
I was taken to Murrays bagels by a friend who is both Jewish & a native Manhattanite born & raised
so I think it is one of the best recommendations you can get,
it always has a line of both Jews & Gentiles out the door, lining up for their amazing bagels & some of the best cream cheeses I've ever had the Kalamata olive one is the bomb & I spent a month living in NYC
dickwad

[BSmack]

I spent a month living in NYC

That just means you're a tourist who couldn't find the fucking airport.

[L45B]

My favorite thing to do in NYC is simply walk down Broadway and watch the freakshow. Ride the subway for the freakshow on steroids.

Much better freak show on St. Mark's Place in the East Village. And while you're there, check out Paul's Burgers for lunch or Death & Company for the best mixed drinks in town. Then make sure to go to Elephant & Castle for breakfast. And probably Scarpetta for dinner. There ya go

[Dinsdale]

The only poster from NYC has spoken...

there'ya'go.

[Dinsdale]

I was taken to Murrays bagels by a friend who is both Jewish & a native Manhattanite born & raised
so I think it is one of the best recommendations you can get,

Thed Northeastern Jew sitting next to me right now says H&H is the best bagels in NYC... so there.

[Diego in Seattle]

Murray's?

Meh...I've had just as good if not better.

[Goober McTuber]

I was taken to Murrays bagels by a friend who is both Jewish & a native Manhattanite born & raised
so I think it is one of the best recommendations you can get,

Thed Northeastern Jew sitting next to me right now says H&H is the best bagels in NYC... so there.

I'd go with Einstein Bros for bagels. That sounds pretty Jewish.

[lovebuzz]

Einstein's are the McDonalds of bagels. Just terrible.

[Dinsdale]

So, after further review, the ruling in the thread is confirmed -- Missjo is still a dumbass.

Then again, if you take any sort of food advice from someone who brags up their healthy eating, yet manages to maintain an obese physique, you're probably a dumbass, too.

[Goober McTuber]

PET to possibly follow.

Pedophile Enters Treatment?

[Mikey]

I was taken to Murrays bagels by a friend who is both Jewish & a native Manhattanite born & raised
so I think it is one of the best recommendations you can get,

Thed Northeastern Jew sitting next to me right now says H&H is the best bagels in NYC... so there.

Is Thed one of those weird Yiddish names?

[Dr_Phibes]

Sounds a bit limited. Not exactly a gourmet myself, but I don't suppose there are any Protestant bagel options for anti-semites? No 'Edward VIII' type deli's

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...Protestant bagel options for anti-semites?

Just go to a kebab shop and ask Aziz for a pita with nothing on it.

Punch a hole in the middle.



You're welcome.