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by Stevo
Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: one of you WILL die on 10/31
Replies: 46
Views: 3180

Re: one of you WILL die on 10/31

It has been decided that the person who will DIE from The Fucked 14 will be voted on...by this board. That's right, YOU all get to choose who gets shitbricked from this place on 10/31. Choose ONE name from the following list and post it here. Got it, dick knuckles? R-Jack smackaholic Van Derron BSma...
by Stevo
Tue May 19, 2009 3:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the disrespect has GOT to stop
Replies: 16
Views: 2215

Re: the disrespect has GOT to stop

MadRussian wrote:Didnt the Alliance run these faggots?
Read our message at the top of this board, fuckhead. Maybe that'll clue you in.
by Stevo
Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out The Alliance
Replies: 39
Views: 3201

Re: Calling out The Alliance

I see exactly what this shit is. You're just like the pussies over in Wright Hall that try to impress the freshman bitches by partying on on the stoop while drinking 40s of Budweiser, and then try to rat us out to the cockpeg at the Computing Center about the shit we did to their computers. You're ...
by Stevo
Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out The Alliance
Replies: 39
Views: 3201

Calling out The Alliance

I have contracted out my services to this board to end this "Alliance" once and for all.

Cat Daddy, Sick Fuck, Dan J, etc., show yourselves. This is going to end NOW.
by Stevo
Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A time of RECKONING has come for The Crew.
Replies: 7
Views: 1270

Re: A time of RECKONING has come for The Crew.

The red states have suffered a tragic loss. This COUNTRY has suffered a tragic loss. Everything America stood for has been thrown against a wall of jagged rock and pussyfucked by a vagina full of rusty daggers. The Crew has been drained physically, emotionally, and financially. We poured everything ...
by Stevo
Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: THE CREW FOR MCCAIN
Replies: 13
Views: 1714

THE CREW FOR MCCAIN

I'm working diligently with people at all the key precincts to make sure things "go well" for our boy, John McCain. They understand that if they don't comply with our demands their families will be sacrificed. AN OBAMA PRESIDENCY WILL DESTROY THIS COUNTRY. IT WILL DESTROY THE CREW'S BOTTOM...
by Stevo
Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Russia Invading Georgia!!
Replies: 44
Views: 3439

Re: Russia Invading Georgia!!

Work of the O'Cyrus crew. But our presence is strong here.
by Stevo
Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Airline of Choice
Replies: 91
Views: 4532

Re: Your Airline of Choice

Greyhound is the only way to go. I work closely with Greyhound reps to get the best deals for business and personal travel.

If any of you worthless dickholes see a Greyhound cruising the streets in your neighborhood this summer, I'd suggest watching your back.
by Stevo
Tue May 27, 2008 4:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Point State Park reopening May 30
Replies: 25
Views: 2566

Re: Point State Park reopening May 30

I'm working diligently with state officials to have The Point exclude access to the public. We intend to reserve every last acre to ourselves, so that your DEATH will be silenced and unwitnessed.
by Stevo
Tue May 06, 2008 1:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
Replies: 77
Views: 6076

Re: The Crew - now taking applications

MadRussian, The Crew's headquarters is not far from your home in rural Georgia. Tread lightly, son. Any time I fancy, I can get a satellite image of where you are...what you're doing...etc. Now feel free to print out that piece of information, crumble it up, and stick it up your high mileage assbutt...
by Stevo
Fri May 02, 2008 3:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
Replies: 77
Views: 6076

Re: The Crew - now taking applications

Start taking this fucking SERIOUSLY, dipwads. So far I've seen nothing but disrespect and poor attempts at humor.

The Crew doesn't settle.
by Stevo
Fri May 02, 2008 1:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
Replies: 77
Views: 6076

Re: The Crew - now taking applications

You're fucking LUCKY I'm feeling charitable today. These are the teams I roll with.

Pro:

Yankees
Braves
Lakers
Magic
Packers
Patriots
NY Rangers

College:

Georgia FUCKING Bulldogs
USC Trojans
Duke
Florida St
pretty much any SEC team

That's where it's at.
by Stevo
Thu May 01, 2008 7:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
Replies: 77
Views: 6076

The Crew - now taking applications

Hello. As the coordinator of all things business and finance of this tight-nit operation of Ass Beating, I would like to take this opportunity real quick to re-introduce myself. My name is Stevo. I'm the backbone of this here operation. The intellectual muscle, if you will. With the use of my comple...
by Stevo
Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mercury
Replies: 23
Views: 2423

Re: Mercury

When doomsday comes for you shits, most everybody will be eradicated. ESPECIALLY those who continue to make public mockery of The Crew. We are a professional and polished operation bent on success ... and outright devastation and completion of what MUST be done. "Dan Vogel" however will be...
by Stevo
Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HOLLA!
Replies: 35
Views: 2652

Re: HOLLA!

I log on here with raw passion and anger, and proceed to THREATEN you and your family...and this is what you do? Idly sit back and make casual jokes at the crew's expense? Are you a fucking goddamn IDIOT? Do you WANT to die? Do you have any idea that you're digging your own grave with each and every...
by Stevo
Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HOLLA!
Replies: 35
Views: 2652

Re: HOLLA!

mvscal, We're prepared to make life awkward for your entire family. You're Mexican, right? When your free-loading sack of shit is rotting in the cold soil next to buried apple stems, your family will be father-less, husband-less, and left wondering what the fuck to do. You're gripping now just think...
by Stevo
Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charles De Mar and YumYum
Replies: 35
Views: 3862

Re: Charles De Mar and YumYum

Charles, Douchebag is my partner in business. Obviously, he's very agitated right now so let me highlight what he's trying to say in a bit more...civil terms. What we plan to do, exactly, is take our fists and pummel your face until it looks like Rosie O'Donnel sat down on a basket of roma tomatos. ...
by Stevo
Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: shit is goin down
Replies: 17
Views: 1697

Re: shit is goin down

Which one of you cum hounds should I leave my address with? No need, sweet tits. Within a matter of minutes, my complex tracking equipment can hone in on your address...your credit card info, social security number, panty color, and which hole was most recently penetrated. Me? I'll be entering from...
by Stevo
Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: shit is goin down
Replies: 17
Views: 1697

Re: shit is goin down

Let's do this. Let's do this for Slim.
by Stevo
Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I read on a Jim Rome fansite message board with a chat funct
Replies: 65
Views: 4344

Re: I read on a Jim Rome fansite message board with a chat funct

PSUFAN wrote:she loves me, and we've cybered.
That filthy, traitorous SLUT.
by Stevo
Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (g) (Rumplepics) Hope for Douchebag (!)
Replies: 94
Views: 5217

Re: Hope for Douchebag

cinderella_undercover wrote:This is why you need to watch over me.
Come to Stevo. I'll protect you. Just rest your head in my lap, and wait for the love to wake you.
by Stevo
Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (g) (Rumplepics) Hope for Douchebag (!)
Replies: 94
Views: 5217

Re: Hope for Douchebag

PSUFAN wrote:Now that we've installed the new board software, O/Cyrus doesn't have the fucking edge he used to have.
Oh...FUCK

This level of taunting will only bring out the worst in him.

You're fucked, PSUFAN. We're all FUCKED.
by Stevo
Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (g) (Rumplepics) Hope for Douchebag (!)
Replies: 94
Views: 5217

Re: Hope for Douchebag

The Crew will NOT be disrespected like this. this must END yeah, we pound hot skanks and get fucked up. what of it? i'll fucking KILL you. ALL of you That's IT. You are REPORTED, you chicken dick motherfucker. I have had about ENOUGH of your faggoty bullshit and now I just pulled the trigger on the...
by Stevo
Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: merry fucking christmas, dickslaps
Replies: 10
Views: 1087

That shit was off the hook last night. I was balls deep in Steiner's sister (god rest his soul).

It's time to focus on the beatdowns now.
by Stevo
Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "non lethal" bullets for cops...
Replies: 22
Views: 1848

You dipshits need to get your hos in check.
by Stevo
Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Random people I have no use for
Replies: 40
Views: 2438

This place represents a giant vagina that I need to FUCK. I grew up in an upper-middle class neighborhood. My parents were wine connoisseurs, enjoyed the fine arts and a cosmopolitan lifestyle. But i wanted to FUCK PEOPLE UP. And that's what I did. And that's what I'll do to ALL OF YOU fucking dickt...
by Stevo
Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Duane "The Dog" Chapman
Replies: 45
Views: 2392

Yo, Miller Lights and KFC at my place tonight. I'll have Battlestar Galactica trivia going, and we might break out some Guitar Hero III later on. Rollins totally shreds in that game! The Crew is just taking it easy right now. Partying. Living the High Life. That's just how we do it in the Dirty. I'd...
by Stevo
Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the training begins
Replies: 33
Views: 1639

The preseason USA Today/ESPN death poll has been released.

1) 88
...
...

honorable mention: PSUFAN, Charlie Weis

You've been sufficiently warned.
by Stevo
Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew is BACK
Replies: 46
Views: 2873

Fucking SCHWEET! Just got off the celly with my dawg Bill Belichik. Dude heard about my skills with high tech video and complex tracking equipment, and wants to take me up on my services. Time to get PIZZAID! Every time you fucksticks see the Patriots running up the score on some slapdick AFC team, ...
by Stevo
Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew is BACK
Replies: 46
Views: 2873

Holla!

Let's do this. Let's do this for Slim.
by Stevo
Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Sighting
Replies: 26
Views: 2193

Shut the fuck up skank, and go down on my bulging 4 inches.

Then get the hell out of my sight.
by Stevo
Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Recruiting All Women Here
Replies: 9
Views: 730

Risa wrote:why hasn't this been TROTS'd?
Damn, girl. Don't be like that. We just want to hang out, sip some Tanq and listen to records.

And by that I mean have you suckle our schweet schweet schlongs.
by Stevo
Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where's patsy stone?
Replies: 16
Views: 1050

patsy stone is vacuuming all 4 inches of my rock hard lovestick as we SPEAK, MOTHERFUCKERS. Me and Rollins have game that's air tight and cheese to throw at these bitches. None of you losers will ever KNOW the luxuries that we live.
by Stevo
Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck you all
Replies: 24
Views: 2755

This is no joke, Douchebag. What we're capable of is devastation. O'Cyrus has run me through weeks of intense technological training and advanced tracking procedures, and I'm fully equipped - intellectually and equipment-wise to fucking find you and END your life. But it's true, Rollins and I are ha...
by Stevo
Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alive and well
Replies: 16
Views: 2107

Alive and well

There's no good way to do this, so it's gonna go down in here... Douchebag, as you read these words, just know that I'm ok. In fact, I'm currently sitting in my own personal paradise. I've got fucking Benjamins in the bank, pallets of the fucking finest smelling cologne, and bitches even Slim couldn...
by Stevo
Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FINAL SHIT LIST RANKINGS - SET IN STONE
Replies: 63
Views: 4041

STEVO IN THE HHHHHIIIIIIZZZZZZOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!

Fuck YEAH! Man, my brain fucking hurts like balls. So many hours logged watching video on you fucking dipholes. It's time to GET FUCKING JACKED. Bring on the fucking hot, horny, fat, fucking WHORES! FUCK YEAH!
by Stevo
Wed May 30, 2007 2:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FINAL SHIT LIST RANKINGS - SET IN STONE
Replies: 63
Views: 4041

You think you know, but you have no fucking idea.

NEVER question The Crew.

We have very specific reasons for why we do things.
by Stevo
Tue May 29, 2007 3:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FINAL SHIT LIST RANKINGS - SET IN STONE
Replies: 63
Views: 4041

Posts like that are why you're cemented on the list, smackaholic. You've shown D-Bag and The Crew NO respect, and have continued to judge us. That is why you must die.
by Stevo
Thu May 24, 2007 10:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Douchebag's Sodomy Baby
Replies: 9
Views: 820

Just say the word boss and I'll book your flight. The sooner this fuck is dead the better. Oh, and it's real nice to be able to say "book a flight." We've got the money for that now. Our number of financial contributors from this board has increased to about 15 people now. One guy in parti...
by Stevo
Mon May 21, 2007 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WEEK 6 SHIT LIST RANKINGS
Replies: 21
Views: 1806

R-Jack,

His mom is dead you sick fuck. She just recently passed.