Alive and well

Stevo · Post by **Stevo** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:28 am

There's no good way to do this, so it's gonna go down in here...

Douchebag, as you read these words, just know that I'm ok. In fact, I'm currently sitting in my own personal paradise. I've got fucking Benjamins in the bank, pallets of the fucking finest smelling cologne, and bitches even Slim couldn't pull after two solid hours of game-spittin' in an Abercrombie and Fitch. Life is fucking good, man.

I just couldn't say the same when I rolled with you.

Like I said...there's no good way to go about this, so I'm just going to come out with it...

I'm rolling with O'Cyrus now. I'm done with The Crew. Although I should make one slight correction...WE'RE rolling with O'Cyrus now. That's right, me and Rollins have bolted where the grass is greener, and the sluts are hotter.

Obviously now I don't need to tell you we were never abducted. But that was Rollins and I that smashed up headquarters. You might at the very least take some solace in knowing WE did not kill Dice. No, the Mexicans killed Dice. The very same pack of Mexicans that ass raped and beat the shit out of you, and then back into you. They're actually professional contract killers, and are some of the VERY best - imported straight from Mexico City.

Look...it's like this, man. O'Cyrus treats us like kings. Dude, we don't stay in anything less than 5 Star hotels. You think Quality Inn is actually nice? What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking DICK? Those aren't nice. Those shit holes rarely even offer high speed internet, and you expected me to get work done?

Oh, and guess what? We're not riding Greyhounds across the fucking country man. Rollins rolls in a Beamer and I've got a brand new Jag. The O-Man pimps us the fuck out. We aren't fucking around anymore. We're making cash, spending cash, looking good, nailing hos, and workin' for a professional.

One more thing before I go...I should probably let you know our main focus right now is...

hunting you down and KILLING you.

AND that fat fucking loser A-Bomb (who we all hated because he smelled like rotting sour cream).

Later, brah.

A-Bomb · Post by **A-Bomb** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:37 am

fuck you, asshole. rotten sour cream? that's just what rumple foreskin's wife's gash smells like when i'm elbow deep in her gunt. i'll fucking beat you down so bad rumple foreskin he'll be laughing at you in disgust.

choose your fucking words wisely, asshole. don't think i don't know where you are, cock holster.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:43 am

When troll jobs go bad, there's only one thing left to do.

OTST.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:16 am

Make your time, asshat.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:19 pm

War Wagon wrote:When troll jobs go bad, there's only one thing left to do.

OTST.

Sin,
about 2 months ago

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:31 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
War Wagon wrote:When troll jobs go bad, there's only one thing left to do.

OTST.

Sin,
about 2 months ago

When was it good? The whole friggin soap opera was weak from it's inception. I pity those who followed the storyline, participated, and mostly those who wasted a couple of months fantasizing about this shitty story whilst creating it. What a ginormous waste of friggin time.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:33 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:When was it good?

Never. That's why I said "about two months ago." Stevo registered about 1.5 months ago. Get it?

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:36 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:When was it good?

Never. That's why I said "about two months ago." Stevo registered about 1.5 months ago. Get it?

I had your point, I was more less adding my couple pennies to the tiredness of the whole charade.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:34 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:When was it good?

Never. That's why I said "about two months ago." Stevo registered about 1.5 months ago. Get it?

scU-M fan. what the fuck do you expect?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:49 am

^^Ran into this guy at the Tigers-Mets game this afternoon. I didn't want to start any shit, so I snapped the shot and backed away slowly.

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:01 am

It's all good on the west coast...

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:39 am

XXXL wrote:It's all good on the west coast...

whatever the fukk that means. How DO you come up with these epic bon mots?

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:34 am

tuff gong wrote:
XXXL wrote:It's all good on the west coast...
whatever the fukk that means. How DO you come up with these epic bon mots?

Thin air.......

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:19 pm

XXXL wrote:
tuff gong wrote:
XXXL wrote:It's all good on the west coast...
whatever the fukk that means. How DO you come up with these epic bon mots?

Thin air.......

Which is all you have between your ears.

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:08 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
XXXL wrote:
tuff gong wrote: whatever the fukk that means. How DO you come up with these epic bon mots?

Thin air.......
Which is all you have between your ears.

437

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:13 pm

XXXL wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
XXXL wrote:
Thin air.......
Which is all you have between your ears.

437

Yes, 437 lovingly polished turds. You’re a fucking moron.

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:21 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
XXXL wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Which is all you have between your ears.

437
Yes, 437 lovingly polished turds. You’re a fucking moron.

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