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by R-Jack
Mon May 30, 2016 5:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obama's quirk
Replies: 13
Views: 927

Re: Obama's quirk

Yes, but he is able to hold his bowels until he posts.
by R-Jack
Sat May 28, 2016 6:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State's Spell Check?
Replies: 19
Views: 1363

Re: State's Spell Check?

Screw_Michigan wrote: Isn't this a galss dick, too?
Yep,

Condomhusker can't even look halfway down his screen. This ain't a fast moving train these days either. No excuse for missing it.
by R-Jack
Fri May 27, 2016 7:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obama's quirk
Replies: 13
Views: 927

Re: Obama's quirk

Rooster wrote:Because I'm incontinent? The real question is why do you keep dreaming of suckling on your Mama's tit years after she weaned you at the age of twelve?
Well he is only thirteen.

Now back to you regularly shitting yourself....
by R-Jack
Fri May 27, 2016 6:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gray? Seriously?
Replies: 2
Views: 360

Re: Gray? Seriously?

Looks like everyone knows to throw the extra "g" in there, so no one makes the mistake of calling Pikkkle a bundle of sticks.

All is right in the world.
by R-Jack
Fri May 20, 2016 12:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the fuck is Google doing?
Replies: 28
Views: 1582

Re: What the fuck is Google doing?

BSmack wrote:
Wolfman wrote:A commie Nip.
Probably good at building ships.

R. Waters
He could make one out of a watch.

R. White
by R-Jack
Thu May 19, 2016 11:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This fucking math don't add up...
Replies: 7
Views: 622

Re: This fucking math don't add up...

Are those tantric motherfuckers, like Sting, wrecking the curve?
by R-Jack
Wed May 18, 2016 8:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wisconsin: Outdrinking your state since 1848
Replies: 14
Views: 869

Re: Wisconsin: Outdrinking your state since 1848

So three then?
by R-Jack
Tue May 17, 2016 12:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"
Replies: 25
Views: 1836

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

War Wagon wrote: My pancreas might care, but it despises all alcoholic beverages
Whew. Good thing you're pounding Bud Lights
by R-Jack
Mon May 16, 2016 11:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Medical news
Replies: 5
Views: 294

Re: Medical news

You say that like 50 men working around his junk is a big deal for Screwy.
by R-Jack
Sat May 14, 2016 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi.
Replies: 21
Views: 2639

Re: Hi.

Yeah, traffic has been light. If you were looking for a take to grift, sorry.
by R-Jack
Fri May 13, 2016 10:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump's tax returns
Replies: 24
Views: 1668

Re: Trump's tax returns

Rumor has it that Trump hasn't donated much of his own dinero to charity over the years. And I'm sure he's claimed a shit ton of losses on businesses he publicly claims were booming. I think he should agree to release his income tax records at the same moment Hillary Rotten releases the tran$cript$...
by R-Jack
Fri May 13, 2016 4:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 77
Replies: 20
Views: 2532

Re: 77

Guys. I wouldn't make a habit of running late with b-day greeting for Wolfie. Jus' Sayin'
by R-Jack
Thu May 12, 2016 8:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump's tax returns
Replies: 24
Views: 1668

Re: Trump's tax returns

Papa Willie wrote:If the feds won't show their books, why should anybody show their books?
Pretty much
by R-Jack
Tue May 10, 2016 11:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"
Replies: 25
Views: 1836

Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

Bucmonkey wrote:about one-third of all U.S. sales are between Memorial Day and Labor Day

:?
So 33% of all sales of beer are done in 26% of the calendar year? Mind......blown


Sin,
Fucking idiots
by R-Jack
Tue May 10, 2016 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rodrigo Duterte--does this dude post here?
Replies: 5
Views: 243

Re: Rodrigo Duterte--does this dude post here?

Screw_Michigan wrote:I should have brushed up on third world nations. What's the proper pronunciation for Vallejo?
So you need help with pronunciation too? It's not our fault school failed you Coin-Op
by R-Jack
Tue May 10, 2016 12:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meet your Congressmen
Replies: 30
Views: 1047

Re: Meet your Congressmen

He's right about vaping. Anybody bothered by something like that is a cunted fag. Other than that, he sounds like a lot of Democrats. A real turd. Funny you should bring it up that way, because I always thought that vapers are the biggest douchefags on the planet. Grow up and suck down some tobacco...
by R-Jack
Mon May 09, 2016 10:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rodrigo Duterte--does this dude post here?
Replies: 5
Views: 243

Re: Rodrigo Duterte--does this dude post here?

Screw_Michigan wrote: Phillipino
You're a phucking journalist?
by R-Jack
Tue May 03, 2016 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Replies: 129
Views: 11616

Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince

Felix wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:That ^^^^ is pretty much the coolest thing I've ever seen him do.
ditto...do you know who makes his guitars?
Whoever he is, he isn't worth a squirt of piss compared to Bowie dry cleaners.

-Wags-
by R-Jack
Mon May 02, 2016 12:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging R-Jerk's avatar
Replies: 37
Views: 1378

Re: Paging R-Jerk's avatar

If someone is brandishing a weapon in your direction, don't say anything that can become a question of fact.

I've always said that
by R-Jack
Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Replies: 129
Views: 11616

Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince

If true, it would be the first time refusing drugs killed a rockstar
by R-Jack
Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Replies: 129
Views: 11616

Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince

LTS TRN 2 wrote:I don't know where the dick thing is going
Yes you do.
by R-Jack
Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New Beer to "Honor" Cheating Governor of Alabama
Replies: 3
Views: 162

Re: New Beer to "Honor" Cheating Governor of Alabama

Sudden Sam wrote: Salty Nut Brewery
Subtle
by R-Jack
Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Replies: 129
Views: 11616

Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince

Big fucking deal. His drug use isn't a pimple on Nikki Sixx's ass. Fucking PC media. -wags- "Wags" might be right about that. According to TMZ, Prince got hooked on Percocet after a operation in 2010. http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/22/prince-od-percocet-death/ First Prince, then RTS. If I own...
by R-Jack
Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Replies: 129
Views: 11616

Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince

Screw_Michigan wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:So, it turns out his purpleness was a total junkie all these years, strung out on opiates since Purple Rain in 1984. Damn, awake for 154 hours straight before his death.

Don't do drugs, kids. At least not those ones.
Do you have a link for that?
Motherfuckers never learn.
by R-Jack
Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Replies: 129
Views: 11616

Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince

Big fucking deal. His drug use isn't a pimple on Nikki Sixx's ass. Fucking PC media.

-wags-
by R-Jack
Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So Trump complains about a rigged system...
Replies: 5
Views: 329

Re: So Trump complains about a rigged system...

Wolfman wrote:What's rigged is how the Donald makes folks buy into his bull shit.
How does that even begin to make sense?
by R-Jack
Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B - Go Fund Me (Do it for the children)
Replies: 11
Views: 257

Re: T1B - Go Fund Me (Do it for the children)

Did Smackie click on one of Nick's links?
by R-Jack
Sun Apr 24, 2016 2:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Scott the Shrubber
Replies: 36
Views: 5386

Re: RIP Scott the Shrubber

Let us know if his family has a go fund me. I doubt his health issues came cheap.
by R-Jack
Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Checking Out
Replies: 3
Views: 147

Re: Checking Out

The average life expectancy for white males and females took a slight step back too. Wags will be here soon to find a way to blame culture wars and LBGTs for it.
by R-Jack
Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Replies: 129
Views: 11616

Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince

Bowie was 10 times better and more influential than Prince. The ONLY fucking reason he gets more attention is the PC culture wars You really don't know much about music do you? All Wags really knows about is sporadically working, complaining and priding himself on his own ignorance. He's pretty muc...
by R-Jack
Fri Apr 22, 2016 2:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Replies: 129
Views: 11616

Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince

I didn't see the CBS evening news to verify either dead musician's airtime. However, if your point is Bowie's death was a blip on the radar, you couldn't be more full of shit.
by R-Jack
Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Replies: 129
Views: 11616

Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince

BSmack wrote:
Felix wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:He didn't look like he needed to lose much weight towards the end...
Why is Marsellus Wallace carrying his guitar?
Because he is pretty fucking far from "OK."
That'll Rack
by R-Jack
Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How thick is your bubble?
Replies: 57
Views: 3164

Re: How thick is your bubble?

Sudden Sam wrote:But I think it started before I got on the Rome boards ... shudder. Who the hell are those guys?
For shame
viewtopic.php?f=11&t=21164

Your board bubble is pretty thick
by R-Jack
Sun Apr 17, 2016 2:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Does Chik-Fil-A Take Bible Verses For Payment?
Replies: 19
Views: 1970

Re: Does Chik-Fil-A Take Bible Verses For Payment?

Diego in Seattle wrote:
What I'd like to know is when fairy tale verses became a currency.
Never. They didn't pay the bill with a bible passage you stupid fuck.
by R-Jack
Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos
Replies: 14
Views: 407

Re: Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos

Ted Cruz wants to be the only dildo in your life.
by R-Jack
Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's just make a few things clear
Replies: 24
Views: 1978

Re: Let's just make a few things clear

How badly did getting less votes than a foam party gaylord in Wyoming sting?
by R-Jack
Fri Apr 08, 2016 12:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Random collection PET
Replies: 6
Views: 127

Re: Random collection PET

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Does balck Hulk ask balck kids to eat their vitamins and stay in school?

:?
Does Black Hulk Hogan go up to White Hulk Hogan and tell him "THATS OUR WORD.......BROTHER!!!!"
by R-Jack
Thu Apr 07, 2016 2:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The good times are really over for good....
Replies: 12
Views: 336

Re: The good times are really over for good....

I'm guessing that being reminded that the clock is running out isn't much of a celebration as you near 80. Of course some may take the opposite view point of 'holy shit, I'm still upright and taking nourishment, rack me!!!' 80? Fuck that. I didn't even want to celebrate 41. I got a pass this year w...
by R-Jack
Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Voted today holding my dick
Replies: 38
Views: 2966

Re: Voted today holding my dick

$60k in credit card debt? In Bernie's mind, who cares? For a socialist it'll always be someone else who pays for his goodies-- that's the very essence of that ideology. Poptart thinks the world is flat......... Felcho thinks the moon is a space station......... Smackaholic breathes.......yet someho...
by R-Jack
Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Voted today holding my dick
Replies: 38
Views: 2966

Re: Voted today holding my dick

mvscal wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I felt the Burn.
What a coincidence. Stanley Pickle also voted today holding your dick.
Wait.....goobs is black?