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- Mon May 30, 2016 5:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama's quirk
- Replies: 13
- Views: 927
Re: Obama's quirk
Yes, but he is able to hold his bowels until he posts.
- Sat May 28, 2016 6:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: State's Spell Check?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1363
Re: State's Spell Check?
Yep,Screw_Michigan wrote: Isn't this a galss dick, too?
Condomhusker can't even look halfway down his screen. This ain't a fast moving train these days either. No excuse for missing it.
- Fri May 27, 2016 7:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama's quirk
- Replies: 13
- Views: 927
Re: Obama's quirk
Well he is only thirteen.Rooster wrote:Because I'm incontinent? The real question is why do you keep dreaming of suckling on your Mama's tit years after she weaned you at the age of twelve?
Now back to you regularly shitting yourself....
- Fri May 27, 2016 6:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Gray? Seriously?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 360
Re: Gray? Seriously?
Looks like everyone knows to throw the extra "g" in there, so no one makes the mistake of calling Pikkkle a bundle of sticks.
All is right in the world.
All is right in the world.
- Fri May 20, 2016 12:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What the fuck is Google doing?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1582
Re: What the fuck is Google doing?
He could make one out of a watch.BSmack wrote:Probably good at building ships.Wolfman wrote:A commie Nip.
R. Waters
R. White
- Thu May 19, 2016 11:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This fucking math don't add up...
- Replies: 7
- Views: 622
Re: This fucking math don't add up...
Are those tantric motherfuckers, like Sting, wrecking the curve?
- Wed May 18, 2016 8:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wisconsin: Outdrinking your state since 1848
- Replies: 14
- Views: 869
Re: Wisconsin: Outdrinking your state since 1848
So three then?
- Tue May 17, 2016 12:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1836
Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"
Whew. Good thing you're pounding Bud LightsWar Wagon wrote: My pancreas might care, but it despises all alcoholic beverages
- Mon May 16, 2016 11:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Medical news
- Replies: 5
- Views: 294
Re: Medical news
You say that like 50 men working around his junk is a big deal for Screwy.
- Sat May 14, 2016 9:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hi.
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2639
Re: Hi.
Yeah, traffic has been light. If you were looking for a take to grift, sorry.
- Fri May 13, 2016 10:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump's tax returns
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1668
Re: Trump's tax returns
Rumor has it that Trump hasn't donated much of his own dinero to charity over the years. And I'm sure he's claimed a shit ton of losses on businesses he publicly claims were booming. I think he should agree to release his income tax records at the same moment Hillary Rotten releases the tran$cript$...
- Fri May 13, 2016 4:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 77
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2532
Re: 77
Guys. I wouldn't make a habit of running late with b-day greeting for Wolfie. Jus' Sayin'
- Thu May 12, 2016 8:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump's tax returns
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1668
Re: Trump's tax returns
Pretty muchPapa Willie wrote:If the feds won't show their books, why should anybody show their books?
- Tue May 10, 2016 11:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1836
Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"
So 33% of all sales of beer are done in 26% of the calendar year? Mind......blownBucmonkey wrote:about one-third of all U.S. sales are between Memorial Day and Labor Day
:?
Sin,
Fucking idiots
- Tue May 10, 2016 5:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rodrigo Duterte--does this dude post here?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 243
Re: Rodrigo Duterte--does this dude post here?
So you need help with pronunciation too? It's not our fault school failed you Coin-OpScrew_Michigan wrote:I should have brushed up on third world nations. What's the proper pronunciation for Vallejo?
- Tue May 10, 2016 12:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Meet your Congressmen
- Replies: 30
- Views: 1047
Re: Meet your Congressmen
He's right about vaping. Anybody bothered by something like that is a cunted fag. Other than that, he sounds like a lot of Democrats. A real turd. Funny you should bring it up that way, because I always thought that vapers are the biggest douchefags on the planet. Grow up and suck down some tobacco...
- Mon May 09, 2016 10:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rodrigo Duterte--does this dude post here?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 243
Re: Rodrigo Duterte--does this dude post here?
You're a phucking journalist?Screw_Michigan wrote: Phillipino
- Tue May 03, 2016 8:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11616
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Whoever he is, he isn't worth a squirt of piss compared to Bowie dry cleaners.Felix wrote:ditto...do you know who makes his guitars?Papa Willie wrote:That ^^^^ is pretty much the coolest thing I've ever seen him do.
-Wags-
- Mon May 02, 2016 12:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Paging R-Jerk's avatar
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1378
Re: Paging R-Jerk's avatar
If someone is brandishing a weapon in your direction, don't say anything that can become a question of fact.
I've always said that
I've always said that
- Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11616
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
If true, it would be the first time refusing drugs killed a rockstar
- Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11616
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Yes you do.LTS TRN 2 wrote:I don't know where the dick thing is going
- Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: New Beer to "Honor" Cheating Governor of Alabama
- Replies: 3
- Views: 162
Re: New Beer to "Honor" Cheating Governor of Alabama
SubtleSudden Sam wrote: Salty Nut Brewery
- Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11616
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Big fucking deal. His drug use isn't a pimple on Nikki Sixx's ass. Fucking PC media. -wags- "Wags" might be right about that. According to TMZ, Prince got hooked on Percocet after a operation in 2010. http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/22/prince-od-percocet-death/ First Prince, then RTS. If I own...
- Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11616
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Motherfuckers never learn.Screw_Michigan wrote:Do you have a link for that?LTS TRN 2 wrote:So, it turns out his purpleness was a total junkie all these years, strung out on opiates since Purple Rain in 1984. Damn, awake for 154 hours straight before his death.
Don't do drugs, kids. At least not those ones.
- Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11616
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Big fucking deal. His drug use isn't a pimple on Nikki Sixx's ass. Fucking PC media.
-wags-
-wags-
- Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So Trump complains about a rigged system...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 329
Re: So Trump complains about a rigged system...
How does that even begin to make sense?Wolfman wrote:What's rigged is how the Donald makes folks buy into his bull shit.
- Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1B - Go Fund Me (Do it for the children)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 257
Re: T1B - Go Fund Me (Do it for the children)
Did Smackie click on one of Nick's links?
- Sun Apr 24, 2016 2:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RIP Scott the Shrubber
- Replies: 36
- Views: 5386
Re: RIP Scott the Shrubber
Let us know if his family has a go fund me. I doubt his health issues came cheap.
- Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Checking Out
- Replies: 3
- Views: 147
Re: Checking Out
The average life expectancy for white males and females took a slight step back too. Wags will be here soon to find a way to blame culture wars and LBGTs for it.
- Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11616
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Bowie was 10 times better and more influential than Prince. The ONLY fucking reason he gets more attention is the PC culture wars You really don't know much about music do you? All Wags really knows about is sporadically working, complaining and priding himself on his own ignorance. He's pretty muc...
- Fri Apr 22, 2016 2:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11616
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
I didn't see the CBS evening news to verify either dead musician's airtime. However, if your point is Bowie's death was a blip on the radar, you couldn't be more full of shit.
- Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11616
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
That'll RackBSmack wrote:Because he is pretty fucking far from "OK."Felix wrote:Why is Marsellus Wallace carrying his guitar?Papa Willie wrote:He didn't look like he needed to lose much weight towards the end...
- Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How thick is your bubble?
- Replies: 57
- Views: 3164
Re: How thick is your bubble?
For shameSudden Sam wrote:But I think it started before I got on the Rome boards ... shudder. Who the hell are those guys?
viewtopic.php?f=11&t=21164
Your board bubble is pretty thick
- Sun Apr 17, 2016 2:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Does Chik-Fil-A Take Bible Verses For Payment?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1970
Re: Does Chik-Fil-A Take Bible Verses For Payment?
Never. They didn't pay the bill with a bible passage you stupid fuck.Diego in Seattle wrote:
What I'd like to know is when fairy tale verses became a currency.
- Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos
- Replies: 14
- Views: 407
Re: Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos
Ted Cruz wants to be the only dildo in your life.
- Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Let's just make a few things clear
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1978
Re: Let's just make a few things clear
How badly did getting less votes than a foam party gaylord in Wyoming sting?
- Fri Apr 08, 2016 12:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Random collection PET
- Replies: 6
- Views: 127
Re: Random collection PET
Does Black Hulk Hogan go up to White Hulk Hogan and tell him "THATS OUR WORD.......BROTHER!!!!"Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Does balck Hulk ask balck kids to eat their vitamins and stay in school?
:?
- Thu Apr 07, 2016 2:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The good times are really over for good....
- Replies: 12
- Views: 336
Re: The good times are really over for good....
I'm guessing that being reminded that the clock is running out isn't much of a celebration as you near 80. Of course some may take the opposite view point of 'holy shit, I'm still upright and taking nourishment, rack me!!!' 80? Fuck that. I didn't even want to celebrate 41. I got a pass this year w...
- Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Voted today holding my dick
- Replies: 38
- Views: 2966
Re: Voted today holding my dick
$60k in credit card debt? In Bernie's mind, who cares? For a socialist it'll always be someone else who pays for his goodies-- that's the very essence of that ideology. Poptart thinks the world is flat......... Felcho thinks the moon is a space station......... Smackaholic breathes.......yet someho...
- Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Voted today holding my dick
- Replies: 38
- Views: 2966
Re: Voted today holding my dick
Wait.....goobs is black?mvscal wrote:What a coincidence. Stanley Pickle also voted today holding your dick.Goober McTuber wrote:I felt the Burn.