http://www.motherjones.com/politics/201 ... ices-texasTed Cruz wrote:"There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."
Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos
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Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos
You can't make this shit up.
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I think yours is safe.
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Re: Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos
Ted Cruz being forced to talk about dildos and genital stimulation at length is just funny Chip. You remember funny?
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Re: Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos
Now that's funny.
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Re: Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos
Are you sure about that spelling?Jsc810 wrote: dildoes
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"Trump 2016!!!"
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Christian author and publisher Mack Major warned over the weekend that “Christian women are losing their salvation” by using dildos, which he called a “direct path to Satan.”
“Too many Christian women are losing their salvation because they masturbate,” Mack wrote on the Eden Decoded Facebook page. “Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals. It’s one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods.”
“Masturbation is a direct path to Satan,” he added. “There’s nothing normal about it. And shame on any Christian that says so.”
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“Too many Christian women are losing their salvation because they masturbate,” Mack wrote on the Eden Decoded Facebook page. “Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals. It’s one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods.”
“Masturbation is a direct path to Satan,” he added. “There’s nothing normal about it. And shame on any Christian that says so.”
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Re: Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos
Nick -- I understand your confusion over the topic title, but he's not actually coming for you, personally.
You can calm down.
You can calm down.
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Dinsdale wrote:Nick -- I understand your confusion over the topic title, but he's not actually coming for you, personally.
You can calm down.
He isn't used to men not coming for him.
It's a matter of dignity, you see.
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Re: Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos
Oh no, I'm not a Christian woman, I'm just hailing Satan :wink:
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Re: Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos
Shlomart Ben Yisrael woulda been more on point if he wrote:He isn't used to men not comingforon him.
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Re: Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos
Ted Cruz wants to be the only dildo in your life.
Re: Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos
He has plenty of "dildoness" to go around.R-Jack wrote:Ted Cruz wants to be the only dildo in your life.
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Re: Ted Cruz is coming for your dildos
While I agree with you on this, I wouldn't be gloating about your party and their top 2 either.Jsc810 wrote:Further, Cruz is a tard who should be nowhere near public office or public policy. That he is one of the final two candidates for the Republican nomination is evidence of just how troubled the Republican party is now.
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