Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"

[BSmack]

That's right Wags. You will soon be sucking down America Light. The rest of us with fully functional palettes will of course be America haters.

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/arc ... on/482118/

[Mikey]

America - made from rice.

[Wolfman]

So disturbing to too many. Who gives a rat's ass. There are so many beer choices out there. Knock yourselves out.

[Screw_Michigan]

That's right Wags. You will soon be sucking down America Light. The rest of us with fully functional palettes will of course be America haters.

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/arc ... on/482118/

Fucking rack!

Sincerely,

Whitey

[Goober McTuber]

Knock yourselves out.

Hard to do with 3.2% beer.

[Bucmonkey]

about one-third of all U.S. sales are between Memorial Day and Labor Day

:?

[Mikey]

about one-third of all U.S. sales are between Memorial Day and Labor Day

:?

Not really all that remarkable. That's about 1/4 of the year.
Beer sales highest in the summer...who woulda thought?

[Diego in Seattle]

So now America will be owned by both China & Belgium.

[R-Jack]

about one-third of all U.S. sales are between Memorial Day and Labor Day

:?

So 33% of all sales of beer are done in 26% of the calendar year? Mind......blown


Sin,
Fucking idiots

[Wolfman]

Is 4.1% alcohol by volume enough? If I wanted more I'd do distilled spirits.

[Smackie Chan]

Is 4.1% alcohol by volume enough?

No. Sorry.

[BSmack]

Is 4.1% alcohol by volume enough? If I wanted more I'd do distilled spirits.

Or you could enjoy a nice saison and not feel like you poisoned yourself the next day.

[Whitey McPrivilege]

Perfect for what we're becoming: watered down, flavorless and generic. Neither offensive nor inspiring.

[Goober McTuber]

Is 4.1% alcohol by volume enough? If I wanted more I'd do distilled spirits.

There are a few stops in between. Not that there's anything wrong with distilled spirits.

[Carson]

If it's not 6.8% or more over here, they don't drink it.

Much.

[MuchoBulls]

Why don't they just call it "Shit"? It would be far more of an accurate reference as to what they sell.

RACK it!!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

So now America will be owned by both China & Belgium.

That won't stop all the whitey wagons from lapping it up. Everything they do is controlled by branding. The same beer. The same cars. The same jeans. They same four bands they've been listening to since high school in the 70s.

[mvscal]

If it's not 6.8% or more over here, they don't drink it.

Much.

Bullshit.

[War Wagon]

Beer snobs are cute... in the same way that cute babies need their diapers changed.

I shall continue to consume and enjoy my Bud Light, not giving a fuck what amount a diaper rash it causes others.

My pancreas might care, but it despises all alcoholic beverages so it can fuck off as well.

[R-Jack]

My pancreas might care, but it despises all alcoholic beverages

Whew. Good thing you're pounding Bud Lights

[Dinsdale]

Props to Wags for wearing his complete lack of any sort of taste on his sleeve, for all to see.

[War Wagon]

My pancreas might care, but it despises all alcoholic beverages

Whew. Good thing you're pounding Bud Lights

With an occasional sip of Captain Morgan Black... for medicinal purposes only, of course.

Seriously though, I have cut way back on my intake. With all the meds my doc says I need to take, 3-4 beers a night is all I can manage. That, and having to be at work early while I must needs have
an adequate amount of sleep.

Tell my pancreas I was just kidding. If you've never had pancreatitis, you can't imagine how painful it is. Like being stabbed in the front & back of your abdomen at the same time. It will drive you to the ER faster than JSC can change his Depends.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Bud Light

I heard they're re-branding it as "Canada."

[Goober McTuber]

Bud Light

I heard they're re-branding it as "Canada."